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I think I have it pretty good, to be honest. Nothing keeping me up at night. ...Oh, but it would be nice if Cacucu learned some more useful phrases.
Cacucu: The heck are you on about?
Cacucu: The heck are you on about?
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Anyway, back on topic.
Wait a second, I lost my train of thought...
What were we talking about again?
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Anyway, back on topic.
Wait a second, I lost my train of thought...
What were we talking about again?
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Sometimes Ifa wonders if ANYONE listens when he speaks.
"Brother, what part'a `happy birthday` went over your head here? It's a BIRTHDAY present. You know, for your BIRTHDAY?
That IS today last I recall. October fourteenth? How do you just put that outta your mind like that?"
"Brother, what part'a `happy birthday` went over your head here? It's a BIRTHDAY present. You know, for your BIRTHDAY?
That IS today last I recall. October fourteenth? How do you just put that outta your mind like that?"
He had heard him before he saw him— A bit preoccupied with the germinating seedlings he was working through and repotting into larger pots so the roots had room to grow by the front door, an ear lazily flicking toward Ifa and Cacucu.
The visit was expected. The gift he brought him, though, +
The visit was expected. The gift he brought him, though, +
Patting @dimidiumanimae.bsky.social on the back before handing him a little package with a smile.
"Happy birthday, sleepyhead. Didn't think I'd forgotten did ya? Lemme know how you like em', I can grab some more."
In the package are a few new vegetable seeds for Ororon to try out in his garden.
"Happy birthday, sleepyhead. Didn't think I'd forgotten did ya? Lemme know how you like em', I can grab some more."
In the package are a few new vegetable seeds for Ororon to try out in his garden.
October 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Sometimes Ifa wonders if ANYONE listens when he speaks.
"Brother, what part'a `happy birthday` went over your head here? It's a BIRTHDAY present. You know, for your BIRTHDAY?
That IS today last I recall. October fourteenth? How do you just put that outta your mind like that?"
"Brother, what part'a `happy birthday` went over your head here? It's a BIRTHDAY present. You know, for your BIRTHDAY?
That IS today last I recall. October fourteenth? How do you just put that outta your mind like that?"
Patting @dimidiumanimae.bsky.social on the back before handing him a little package with a smile.
"Happy birthday, sleepyhead. Didn't think I'd forgotten did ya? Lemme know how you like em', I can grab some more."
In the package are a few new vegetable seeds for Ororon to try out in his garden.
"Happy birthday, sleepyhead. Didn't think I'd forgotten did ya? Lemme know how you like em', I can grab some more."
In the package are a few new vegetable seeds for Ororon to try out in his garden.
October 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Patting @dimidiumanimae.bsky.social on the back before handing him a little package with a smile.
"Happy birthday, sleepyhead. Didn't think I'd forgotten did ya? Lemme know how you like em', I can grab some more."
In the package are a few new vegetable seeds for Ororon to try out in his garden.
"Happy birthday, sleepyhead. Didn't think I'd forgotten did ya? Lemme know how you like em', I can grab some more."
In the package are a few new vegetable seeds for Ororon to try out in his garden.
"That's what I'm TRYING to do!"
August 31, 2025 at 4:31 AM
"That's what I'm TRYING to do!"
"He's gonna take my head off one'a these days an' it ain't gonna be pretty."
August 31, 2025 at 4:09 AM
"He's gonna take my head off one'a these days an' it ain't gonna be pretty."
"It depends on who you ask, where you're puttin' your hands, how you're doin' it and WHY."
“…. Y’know, none of this answered my question….”
August 31, 2025 at 3:15 AM
"It depends on who you ask, where you're puttin' your hands, how you're doin' it and WHY."
Rubbing his face before throwing his hands in the air.
"I surrender. You hear that, archon? I surrender. Get me outta this conversation before I dig myself into a hole even Cacucu can't fly me out of."
"I surrender. You hear that, archon? I surrender. Get me outta this conversation before I dig myself into a hole even Cacucu can't fly me out of."
August 31, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Rubbing his face before throwing his hands in the air.
"I surrender. You hear that, archon? I surrender. Get me outta this conversation before I dig myself into a hole even Cacucu can't fly me out of."
"I surrender. You hear that, archon? I surrender. Get me outta this conversation before I dig myself into a hole even Cacucu can't fly me out of."
"Why do I open my mouth around you people?"
August 31, 2025 at 3:03 AM
"Why do I open my mouth around you people?"
"I said between his OWN legs, not mine. Get your head outta wherever that just put it."
August 31, 2025 at 3:02 AM
"I said between his OWN legs, not mine. Get your head outta wherever that just put it."
"You hush up, the peanut gallery is not entitled to an opinion here."
August 31, 2025 at 2:59 AM
"You hush up, the peanut gallery is not entitled to an opinion here."
"SO? Put em' between your legs or tuck em' into your underarms, that'd be WAY faster... and it wouldn't make ME cold."
August 31, 2025 at 2:59 AM
"SO? Put em' between your legs or tuck em' into your underarms, that'd be WAY faster... and it wouldn't make ME cold."
"I come back from vacation to this? I should'a stayed gone, brother."
August 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
"I come back from vacation to this? I should'a stayed gone, brother."
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"Why do I have to be the LAST person to find out about these things-- what is WRONG with you? Don't you think that'd be something IMPORTANT to tell me?
Never mind the fact that I'm your best friend, I'm a DOCTOR, Ororon. You should'a told me so I could give you a once over when it happened!"
Never mind the fact that I'm your best friend, I'm a DOCTOR, Ororon. You should'a told me so I could give you a once over when it happened!"
“Oh— Did I not tell you about that? Don’t worry, I’m fine now. Don’t think I have to worry about a five hundred year old Khaenri’ahn again or anything any time soon.”
"That's not what I was-- wait, what do you mean half-possessed? The hell happened while you were out with that Fatui guy?"
June 21, 2025 at 9:30 AM
"Why do I have to be the LAST person to find out about these things-- what is WRONG with you? Don't you think that'd be something IMPORTANT to tell me?
Never mind the fact that I'm your best friend, I'm a DOCTOR, Ororon. You should'a told me so I could give you a once over when it happened!"
Never mind the fact that I'm your best friend, I'm a DOCTOR, Ororon. You should'a told me so I could give you a once over when it happened!"
"That's not what I was-- wait, what do you mean half-possessed? The hell happened while you were out with that Fatui guy?"
“Wasn’t being half-possessed and almost dying enough ‘taking one for the team’ for a lifetime, though?”
"What? NO-- I gave those back already, hush up.
What I MEANT was I think it's about time you took one for the team."
What I MEANT was I think it's about time you took one for the team."
June 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
"That's not what I was-- wait, what do you mean half-possessed? The hell happened while you were out with that Fatui guy?"
"What? NO-- I gave those back already, hush up.
What I MEANT was I think it's about time you took one for the team."
What I MEANT was I think it's about time you took one for the team."
“…. My jars back from the honey you used to make the saurian crackers….?”
"You know what I think you need right about now?"
June 21, 2025 at 6:06 AM
"What? NO-- I gave those back already, hush up.
What I MEANT was I think it's about time you took one for the team."
What I MEANT was I think it's about time you took one for the team."
"You know what I think you need right about now?"
i am a big man, yes i am
and i've got a big gun
and i've got a big gun
June 21, 2025 at 6:02 AM
"You know what I think you need right about now?"
// I said stfUP MFER.
June 17, 2025 at 10:36 AM
// I said stfUP MFER.
"Dude, seriously? You're STILL doing that? Come on bro—... ther.
I've toned that down! It ain't ENTIRELY my fault that's one of Cacucu's only words. It's easy for his little brain to remember!"
I've toned that down! It ain't ENTIRELY my fault that's one of Cacucu's only words. It's easy for his little brain to remember!"
June 13, 2025 at 10:23 AM
"Dude, seriously? You're STILL doing that? Come on bro—... ther.
I've toned that down! It ain't ENTIRELY my fault that's one of Cacucu's only words. It's easy for his little brain to remember!"
I've toned that down! It ain't ENTIRELY my fault that's one of Cacucu's only words. It's easy for his little brain to remember!"
"Can you stop with that for like five minutes or is it just ingrained in the very fibres of your being by now?"
SIGH.
"Humans by all scientific analysis are a part of the mammalian species so— yes, in a roundabout way.
I said you could ask me to TREAT you, not debate your— whatever's goin' on."
SIGH.
"Humans by all scientific analysis are a part of the mammalian species so— yes, in a roundabout way.
I said you could ask me to TREAT you, not debate your— whatever's goin' on."
“Well, you said that I could ask you and that’s what I did, bro. But also…. Aren’t people just animals, too? Am I even considered people? I mean, I do have a lot of Iktomisaurus traits….”
"I— no, that's— that's not what I meant my dude, I was saying you could ask me to treat you if you really can't figure out who to see.
Technically I'm not supposed to treat people but that doesn't mean I CAN'T."
Technically I'm not supposed to treat people but that doesn't mean I CAN'T."
June 13, 2025 at 10:21 AM
"Can you stop with that for like five minutes or is it just ingrained in the very fibres of your being by now?"
SIGH.
"Humans by all scientific analysis are a part of the mammalian species so— yes, in a roundabout way.
I said you could ask me to TREAT you, not debate your— whatever's goin' on."
SIGH.
"Humans by all scientific analysis are a part of the mammalian species so— yes, in a roundabout way.
I said you could ask me to TREAT you, not debate your— whatever's goin' on."
"...Not all juxtaposed statements secretly make sense, I said this before."
June 13, 2025 at 9:57 AM
"...Not all juxtaposed statements secretly make sense, I said this before."
"I— no, that's— that's not what I meant my dude, I was saying you could ask me to treat you if you really can't figure out who to see.
Technically I'm not supposed to treat people but that doesn't mean I CAN'T."
Technically I'm not supposed to treat people but that doesn't mean I CAN'T."
June 12, 2025 at 9:40 AM
"I— no, that's— that's not what I meant my dude, I was saying you could ask me to treat you if you really can't figure out who to see.
Technically I'm not supposed to treat people but that doesn't mean I CAN'T."
Technically I'm not supposed to treat people but that doesn't mean I CAN'T."
"You know, you could just ASK. I may not practice human medicine but it's not like I can't apply any of it to people."
June 12, 2025 at 9:27 AM
"You know, you could just ASK. I may not practice human medicine but it's not like I can't apply any of it to people."