Sodomites are such sillies
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Sodomites are such sillies
Excuse me waiter, there's a penis in my soup
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Excuse me waiter, there's a penis in my soup
Poosting on PooSky
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Poosting on PooSky
E equals MC Hammer
July 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
E equals MC Hammer
🎶everybody wants to rule the turd🎶
July 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
🎶everybody wants to rule the turd🎶
I can't believe it's not butter
*gets burned at the stake by the Margerine Zealots*
*gets burned at the stake by the Margerine Zealots*
July 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I can't believe it's not butter
*gets burned at the stake by the Margerine Zealots*
*gets burned at the stake by the Margerine Zealots*
Every time I flush my toilet a Democrat has explosive diarrhoea through their nose
July 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Every time I flush my toilet a Democrat has explosive diarrhoea through their nose
🎶Shiny crappy people holding haaaaaands🎶
May 23, 2025 at 8:54 AM
🎶Shiny crappy people holding haaaaaands🎶
Took a 20m high dive, but I dove while the guy ahead of me was still mid-air and accidentally dived straight into his anus
May 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Took a 20m high dive, but I dove while the guy ahead of me was still mid-air and accidentally dived straight into his anus
Snorted a line of dehydrated taco bell and projectile diarrhoead through my nose
May 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Snorted a line of dehydrated taco bell and projectile diarrhoead through my nose
Me? I'm just relaxing, listening to the Brown Note.
March 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Me? I'm just relaxing, listening to the Brown Note.
Full blown AIDS
January 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Full blown AIDS
What's up with the Jews?
December 11, 2024 at 5:38 PM
What's up with the Jews?
You can imagine my befuddlement when I noticed that the crate of ammo we were relying on during the massive firefight turned out to be a crate of cookies! We all laughed about it afterwards.
December 11, 2024 at 5:11 PM
You can imagine my befuddlement when I noticed that the crate of ammo we were relying on during the massive firefight turned out to be a crate of cookies! We all laughed about it afterwards.
"Body massage."
GI JOEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
GI JOEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
December 11, 2024 at 5:08 PM
"Body massage."
GI JOEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
GI JOEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
"Turd in a blender!"
December 11, 2024 at 5:07 PM
"Turd in a blender!"
Reposted by onwardmyhawkmen
Me? Nothing. Just hanging around.
December 4, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Me? Nothing. Just hanging around.
Shampoo but it has actual poo in it
December 7, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Shampoo but it has actual poo in it
Reposted by onwardmyhawkmen
Your trans kids are safe with me
December 4, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Your trans kids are safe with me
I'm completely illiterate.
December 4, 2024 at 11:50 PM
I'm completely illiterate.
No big deal but I can count up to 158 now.
December 4, 2024 at 11:50 PM
No big deal but I can count up to 158 now.
I am a vampire but for farts.
December 4, 2024 at 10:56 PM
I am a vampire but for farts.
WHAT? You think a bunch of gym phags blowing giant bubbles out their asses is funny? I SAID DO YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY?!
December 4, 2024 at 3:40 PM
WHAT? You think a bunch of gym phags blowing giant bubbles out their asses is funny? I SAID DO YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY?!
I've been informed all true shitposters post actual shit, like take a shit in an envelope and post it to an actual address.
December 4, 2024 at 12:40 PM
I've been informed all true shitposters post actual shit, like take a shit in an envelope and post it to an actual address.