Compact Dad
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Mike || he/him || 34 || bi bator/breeder top from Atlanta that shoots huge loads || NO MINORS (@ariescumfactory on twitter)
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You know it's bad when your dad has to take his fucktoys with him on his errands cuz he already knows he's gonna be dealing with one untenable erection before he even makes it home to own your hole instead
4:00am horny chats with gooners go fuckin insane dude I've been up for three hours and I'm not even tired. Fully activated horny brain rn
December 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
4:00am horny chats with gooners go fuckin insane dude I've been up for three hours and I'm not even tired. Fully activated horny brain rn
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You know it's bad when your dad has to take his fucktoys with him on his errands cuz he already knows he's gonna be dealing with one untenable erection before he even makes it home to own your hole instead
December 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
You know it's bad when your dad has to take his fucktoys with him on his errands cuz he already knows he's gonna be dealing with one untenable erection before he even makes it home to own your hole instead
Fucking penis dude. Damn.
December 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Fucking penis dude. Damn.
You know it's bad when your dad has to take his fucktoys with him on his errands cuz he already knows he's gonna be dealing with one untenable erection before he even makes it home to own your hole instead
December 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
You know it's bad when your dad has to take his fucktoys with him on his errands cuz he already knows he's gonna be dealing with one untenable erection before he even makes it home to own your hole instead
I'm so good at this milking thing dude it's unreal I love being a fucking bull
December 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I'm so good at this milking thing dude it's unreal I love being a fucking bull
I fucking hate being a dad sometimes bro I only stepped outside to finish my joint from last night and ended up raking the entire back yard before I even lit the bitch up what is wrong with me
December 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I fucking hate being a dad sometimes bro I only stepped outside to finish my joint from last night and ended up raking the entire back yard before I even lit the bitch up what is wrong with me
What are y'all gonna do when I switch from a slutty Arcanine persona to a slutty Typhlosion persona huh what then WAIT WHAT IF I WAS BOTH AT THE SAME TIME.
December 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
What are y'all gonna do when I switch from a slutty Arcanine persona to a slutty Typhlosion persona huh what then WAIT WHAT IF I WAS BOTH AT THE SAME TIME.
Did y'all know girls actually like it a lot when you can't wrap presents to save your life? You're like a three-legged dog to them when they see your work
December 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Did y'all know girls actually like it a lot when you can't wrap presents to save your life? You're like a three-legged dog to them when they see your work
THANK YOU HOLIDAY FREE PACK
December 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
THANK YOU HOLIDAY FREE PACK
It's completely remarkable what your pussy does to me babe and I think I'm about ready to propose while you ride it
December 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
It's completely remarkable what your pussy does to me babe and I think I'm about ready to propose while you ride it
Sleepy boi sleepy bone
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Sleepy boi sleepy bone
Ready to unwrap your present bae? Cuz I think he's ready too 🎄🎄🎄
December 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Ready to unwrap your present bae? Cuz I think he's ready too 🎄🎄🎄
I'm fuckin mainlining this shit
December 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I'm fuckin mainlining this shit
Merry Christmas eve babes! I hope I made your holiday a little whiter this year 😘😘 (okay maybe a lot whiter...)
December 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Merry Christmas eve babes! I hope I made your holiday a little whiter this year 😘😘 (okay maybe a lot whiter...)
Splooge. Seed. Spunk. Sperm. SEMEN.
December 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Splooge. Seed. Spunk. Sperm. SEMEN.
Can y'all tell I just got my morning wood off
December 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Can y'all tell I just got my morning wood off
Even my pre could knock you up
December 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Even my pre could knock you up
Damn babe I know you said you needed my cum REALLY bad but did you really need to milk that much from me back to back? 😵💫😵💫😵💫
December 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Damn babe I know you said you needed my cum REALLY bad but did you really need to milk that much from me back to back? 😵💫😵💫😵💫
If you're online this morning and you see this post then I hope you know you're already pregnant by me.
December 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
If you're online this morning and you see this post then I hope you know you're already pregnant by me.
Oh he's on one today huh
December 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Oh he's on one today huh
My 2026 resolution is to become an ordained minister
December 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
My 2026 resolution is to become an ordained minister
Need communism to hurry up and release us from this torment so I can build my farm for a harem of human breeding mounts to get my milk factory started in earnest
December 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Need communism to hurry up and release us from this torment so I can build my farm for a harem of human breeding mounts to get my milk factory started in earnest
Hey did y'all know that penis
December 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Hey did y'all know that penis