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onlylonelymatt.bsky.social
Dog brain
@onlylonelymatt.bsky.social
Imagine a dog that made a wish to be human but it was like a fucked up monkeys paw thing
Phx, AZ ❗️DNI if you’re any kind of conservative or Republican❗️
I’ll tell u smth that ain’t invisible 🫥
January 31, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Also this liiiike 🤧🤧🤧
January 26, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Lowkirkenuinely gotta move again bc it ain’t working out and it blows massive penis, 4 new places in 2 years! 🤠🔫
January 26, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Living with roommates is not for the faint hearted bc wdym don’t walk on the floor should I levitate??
January 26, 2026 at 7:02 AM
She types a tiny x after every sentence this can either turn out good or horrible beyond comprehension 😫
January 24, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Dating apps suuuck I meet up with ppl then never wanna do it again for 6 months
January 22, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Love a girl I can be a lil faggy around!!
January 16, 2026 at 9:18 PM
It was cool came three times that dude did NOT wanna leave lol it feels bad bc he rly wanted to connect more like kept asking to lay on my stomach and I knew I wasn’t gonna keep talking to him it’s like an animal staring at u before u euthanize them 😭😭 I’m evil sry :(
January 16, 2026 at 6:36 PM
He said he wanted to come over and eat my ass and blow me who am I to deny a starving man a meal 😇
January 16, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Omg had a ons but she was stinkyyyy like tried to eat her out and GAGGED never had that happened before 😭😭😭
January 16, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Got on the dating app for neurodivergent ppl and it’s the most matches I’ve ever gotten on anything 😭
January 14, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Social media has always been abstract to me so I’ll just post whatever on here!
DND, music, anime, books I’ve been reading, video games I’ve been playing, or anything that’s current and interests me is what you’ll mostly see! :)
January 13, 2026 at 5:03 PM