~Flea~™️
@only1flea.bsky.social
Doctorate in sarcasm with a PhD in common sense.
Careful what you wish (and vote) for, people. You only get one life!
July 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Careful what you wish (and vote) for, people. You only get one life!
Just thinking out loud…
June 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Just thinking out loud…
Who’s got the lifevests?
April 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Who’s got the lifevests?
No, MElon, that’s not at all what happened…
March 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
No, MElon, that’s not at all what happened…
Synchronized yawning😂
March 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Synchronized yawning😂
You know it’s true!
February 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
You know it’s true!
What in the actual fuckstick.
February 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
What in the actual fuckstick.
Coming soon, to a library and bookstore near you! We are excited to announce the next book in our Little Golden Book book series:
February 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Coming soon, to a library and bookstore near you! We are excited to announce the next book in our Little Golden Book book series:
And just like that, much of America and undoubtedly the rest of the world became united in prayer… even the agnostics and atheists.
February 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
And just like that, much of America and undoubtedly the rest of the world became united in prayer… even the agnostics and atheists.
Dear Internet,
Please, for the love of all that is holy, just STOP with this incredibly bizarre and creepy Seal seal image!!! The world can’t take much more. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Humankind
Please, for the love of all that is holy, just STOP with this incredibly bizarre and creepy Seal seal image!!! The world can’t take much more. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Humankind
February 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Dear Internet,
Please, for the love of all that is holy, just STOP with this incredibly bizarre and creepy Seal seal image!!! The world can’t take much more. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Humankind
Please, for the love of all that is holy, just STOP with this incredibly bizarre and creepy Seal seal image!!! The world can’t take much more. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Humankind
The comfort level with which he ‘commands’ the Oval Office — while Trump sits in awe and attendance — is beyond unsettling…
February 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The comfort level with which he ‘commands’ the Oval Office — while Trump sits in awe and attendance — is beyond unsettling…
It seems way too many people are forgetting this extremely important fact.
February 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It seems way too many people are forgetting this extremely important fact.
Truth matters. Facts matter. Stay grounded.
February 6, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Truth matters. Facts matter. Stay grounded.
During Agent Orange One’s initial round of duck, duck, goose (1st presidency), I repeatedly said what I fear most with him in office is a real-life game of RISK. Risk used to be one of my favorite board games; HOWEVER, I have no desire to reenact it live! Round 2 is putting the U.S. squarely IN RISK
February 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
During Agent Orange One’s initial round of duck, duck, goose (1st presidency), I repeatedly said what I fear most with him in office is a real-life game of RISK. Risk used to be one of my favorite board games; HOWEVER, I have no desire to reenact it live! Round 2 is putting the U.S. squarely IN RISK
Very dark skies over DC, Balto, Virginia, and the entire U.S. this evening. When other countries make comments that America is imploding, something tragic like this just gives credence to that belief, unfortunately. Ugh.
RIP to all of the victims; our hearts go out to their families…
RIP to all of the victims; our hearts go out to their families…
January 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Very dark skies over DC, Balto, Virginia, and the entire U.S. this evening. When other countries make comments that America is imploding, something tragic like this just gives credence to that belief, unfortunately. Ugh.
RIP to all of the victims; our hearts go out to their families…
RIP to all of the victims; our hearts go out to their families…
Fitting to post this on “Holocaust Remembrance Day,” don’t ya think?
January 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Fitting to post this on “Holocaust Remembrance Day,” don’t ya think?
I honestly can’t recall the last time I’ve laughed quite this hard! Good one, “BossLogic” — kudos.
January 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I honestly can’t recall the last time I’ve laughed quite this hard! Good one, “BossLogic” — kudos.
Really gotta love these two fellas!
January 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Really gotta love these two fellas!
I don’t know about everyone else, but I just can’t with these!😂
January 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I don’t know about everyone else, but I just can’t with these!😂
The SoCal Palisades wildfire is destroying everything in its path. Let’s not forget the innocent, helpless creatures out there who are and have suffered…
January 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
The SoCal Palisades wildfire is destroying everything in its path. Let’s not forget the innocent, helpless creatures out there who are and have suffered…
It truly disgusts me that the 2025 inauguration of Donald Trump is on Martin Luther King, Jr., Day. It honestly couldn’t be more oxymoronic, as their true natures and mindsets couldn’t possibly be more vehemently opposed.
January 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
It truly disgusts me that the 2025 inauguration of Donald Trump is on Martin Luther King, Jr., Day. It honestly couldn’t be more oxymoronic, as their true natures and mindsets couldn’t possibly be more vehemently opposed.