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Onkel Chrispy
@onkelchrispy.bsky.social
•psychedelic stooge•

Things don’t have to make sense for them to mean something
I’m sorry but this shit really fucks me up.
January 3, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I got rid of Threads a while ago because it’s the worst version of whatever this form of social media is.
December 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Everyone always hates the final season of everything.
December 27, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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Isolated gropers
December 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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If climate news gets you down in the dump, go attend a local youth climate summit. The kids are alright and making real differences in their communities. #2025WisconsinYouthClimateConference
November 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I made an Anton Chigurh Mii
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The fight has just begun. Now they know the power we can wield, they’re going to try and squash it. They’re going to fight tooth and nail to keep us from voting again.
November 5, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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Oy with the poodles already…
October 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Low-effort Halloween costume idea for fellow ADHD peoples: get a suit and tie, button shirt all wrong, crumple up jacket, tie the tie all wrong, tuck a pant leg into a sock, get a briefcase w/papers and stuff falling out, stick a Bluetooth up your nose and VOILÀ! You’re Executive Dysfunction! #adhd
October 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Said goodbye to this painting today, but it’s going to a loving home!
October 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
October 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
October 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I make music under the name Dynamote and I am setting up my socials for it!
TikTok: dynamote
Instagram: dynamotemusic
youtube: @dynamote
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rElF... #music #seattlemusic
I'm Hidden
YouTube video by Dynamote
www.youtube.com
October 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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an incontestable fact of the second trump administration is it is actively trying to sicken and kill as many americans as it can
NEW: @CDCgov hit hard by massive firings that several staff describe to me as a “bloodbath.”
Among those RIFd:
—leadership of the center for immunization and respiratory diseases;
—leadership of global health center
—leadership of the measles outbreak response; 1/4
October 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Trying to think up new posts for you all to ignore
October 4, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I may make a sweded version of the Pink Panther movies with myself as Inspector Clouseau.
October 4, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I love @carolsingsland.bsky.social and I command you to do so too! Check out their new album, “Darla In Space!”
October 4, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Quite a crowd here at the Charlie Kirk Memorial
September 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This is the grossest timeline
September 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
If you’re out in the South Jersey area, come check me out at the Smithville art walk tomorrow, where I’ll be peddling my wares!
#smithvilleartwalk #smithvillenj
September 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
“SKÜLL SKRAPER”
acrylic on 11 x 14 canvas
September 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
When I post pictures, Instagram, especially my paintings which are very bright and saturated - the app darkens/mutes the photos. I have tried workarounds like posting screenshots, etc. Does anybody know how to shut this off?
September 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
“Arfbraham Lincoln”
Acrylic on 11 x 14 canvas

Alternate names: Tailsbraham Waggin, Woofbraham Barkin, Poochbraham Sniffin
September 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Alive or dead he’s still stolen at least eight to twelve years from us
September 2, 2025 at 6:25 AM
RFK Jr is an insane and dangerous asshole. Worthless in every way imaginable. He is putting real lives at stake and needs to be removed, please sign.
REMOVE RFK JR AS HHS CHAIR AT ONCE! HE IS WEAPONIZING PUBLIC HEALTH!!
Text SIGN PCJPCF to 50409 to send this to your officials.
resist.bot
August 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM