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Onkel Chrispy
@onkelchrispy.bsky.social
•psychedelic stooge•

Things don’t have to make sense for them to mean something
The fight has just begun. Now they know the power we can wield, they’re going to try and squash it. They’re going to fight tooth and nail to keep us from voting again.
November 5, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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Oy with the poodles already…
October 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Low-effort Halloween costume idea for fellow ADHD peoples: get a suit and tie, button shirt all wrong, crumple up jacket, tie the tie all wrong, tuck a pant leg into a sock, get a briefcase w/papers and stuff falling out, stick a Bluetooth up your nose and VOILÀ! You’re Executive Dysfunction! #adhd
October 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Said goodbye to this painting today, but it’s going to a loving home!
October 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
October 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
October 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I make music under the name Dynamote and I am setting up my socials for it!
TikTok: dynamote
Instagram: dynamotemusic
youtube: @dynamote
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rElF... #music #seattlemusic
I'm Hidden
YouTube video by Dynamote
www.youtube.com
October 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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an incontestable fact of the second trump administration is it is actively trying to sicken and kill as many americans as it can
NEW: @CDCgov hit hard by massive firings that several staff describe to me as a “bloodbath.”
Among those RIFd:
—leadership of the center for immunization and respiratory diseases;
—leadership of global health center
—leadership of the measles outbreak response; 1/4
October 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Trying to think up new posts for you all to ignore
October 4, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I may make a sweded version of the Pink Panther movies with myself as Inspector Clouseau.
October 4, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I love @carolsingsland.bsky.social and I command you to do so too! Check out their new album, “Darla In Space!”
October 4, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Quite a crowd here at the Charlie Kirk Memorial
September 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This is the grossest timeline
September 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
If you’re out in the South Jersey area, come check me out at the Smithville art walk tomorrow, where I’ll be peddling my wares!
#smithvilleartwalk #smithvillenj
September 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
“SKÜLL SKRAPER”
acrylic on 11 x 14 canvas
September 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
When I post pictures, Instagram, especially my paintings which are very bright and saturated - the app darkens/mutes the photos. I have tried workarounds like posting screenshots, etc. Does anybody know how to shut this off?
September 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
“Arfbraham Lincoln”
Acrylic on 11 x 14 canvas

Alternate names: Tailsbraham Waggin, Woofbraham Barkin, Poochbraham Sniffin
September 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Alive or dead he’s still stolen at least eight to twelve years from us
September 2, 2025 at 6:25 AM
RFK Jr is an insane and dangerous asshole. Worthless in every way imaginable. He is putting real lives at stake and needs to be removed, please sign.
REMOVE RFK JR AS HHS CHAIR AT ONCE! HE IS WEAPONIZING PUBLIC HEALTH!!
Text SIGN PCJPCF to 50409 to send this to your officials.
resist.bot
August 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I wrote a review of the 2017 Amy Poehler/Will Ferrel movie ‘The House’

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A ★★★½ review of The House (2017)
When the promise of a scholarship is yanked from their grasp parents start an underground casino to pay for their kids college tuition and gleefully embrace the most depraved versions of themselves. T...
boxd.it
August 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I scrolled too much doom today and now I’m paying the price (can’t sleep)
August 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
“Tea-Pot-Pat in his Tea-Pot-Hat”
acrylic on 8x10 canvas
August 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
“Tea-Pot-Pat in his Tea-Pot-Hat”
acrylic on 8x10 canvas
August 14, 2025 at 6:36 AM
This admin is stealing from you on a daily basis - probably best not to let them also take your humanity and peace of mind.
August 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM