J. Onisk
onisk.bsky.social
J. Onisk
@onisk.bsky.social
“We don’t even look at porn on our computer anymore. We look at it on our phone!?”
January 5, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Coach, you’re on the right path. The best way to defend the onside kick is to be up by 9 or more points. The best way to do that? ‘Crutin
January 4, 2026 at 10:41 PM
@bryancurtis.bsky.social as a new (3ish months) listener to The Press Box, I love PRODUCTION MAGIC. I say it around the house when my wife and I do something good and she looks at me wondering if I had a stroke
January 4, 2026 at 4:32 PM
The OC should start every play call with “okay Bryce it’s 4th down here let’s make a play”
January 4, 2026 at 12:15 AM
LAST PLACE TO GET FIREWORKS BEFORE YOU CROSS THE BORDER
January 1, 2026 at 12:55 AM
NFL should just have a ‘stadium sound only’ feature without broadcasters. I don’t think any truly make the game better. The best is when they say less and let the sound of the stadium carry the game
December 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
They should build a stadium in East Rutherford next to the giants/jets
December 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
You read 45,000 moronic posts. 28 of your friends lost jobs. The worst person you ever worked with got promoted.
December 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Maybe set up some lawn games. Water balloons for the kids
December 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Yes on the rich having access bc they have it now. Where do your players go when they get hurt? You don’t fly them to Utica, NY for surgery. They go see Dr James Andrews immediately
December 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Yes bc if they only serve the rich they’ll likely fold

Yes on PC doc bc that is fairly normal for most now, as well

Okay on the taxes if we won’t go bankrupt from healthcare bills

Yes bc most of those are out of pocket now, anyway
December 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
As a 3rd generation loosh harvester, I’m against powerful outside money coming in and stealing our loosh market share
December 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social the only solution to this is to let the AP voter who put Florida over USF immediately after USF beat Florida make the bracket. Would be the most fun and entertaining bracket reveal and matchup.

Iowa State vs Florida in round 1
December 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I guess in my case I don’t want ND, Ty Simpson, or OU in the playoff. Would give the 8th spot to the highest rated conference winner -Tulane
December 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I dunno. I don’t think any team that is 2-2 vs top 25 teams can be considered elite. 7 teams have 0 or 1 loss. That’s prob the top tier?

We just saw (byu, Alabama) how bad teams hovering around 10 look vs the number 3 and 4 teams
December 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
What about ‘both teams are equally not great and they should just have 8 teams in the playoff so we don’t have to argue about which not elite team is less bad’ discourse?
December 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Many Americans watch the New York Giants and he is the most NYG in college football!
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
“What about Purdue? Have we thought about them?”
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Love your work. Question for you - is the baseballificiation of football good? I feel like analytics are getting out of control. Success rate vs first read throws? How can that be consistently evaluated? Do the people tracking this know every playbook/read?
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Halftime show better be real life Fuzion Frenzy
December 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Actively using the open Penn State Football Head Coach job in salary negotiations for my office job
December 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Fun fact there is a curling club/facility in Nashville owned by ex-WVU and NFL QB Mark Bulger
November 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Well done, sir. Gets easier every time, too.
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Best advice is - if you’re lookin’ you ain’t cookin’.

Mustard (binder), salt, pepper. 225 for 2 hours. 250 until 160. Wrap. 250 until 203. Good luck.
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Can he name 7 flavors
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM