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· Oct 31
Playing with light in a CVS parking lot, and also the bafroom at home
First still from live action Kiki’s Delivery Service coming soon to Disney+
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
First still from live action Kiki’s Delivery Service coming soon to Disney+
There's a kind of a sort of cost
There's a couple of things get lost
There are bridges you cross
You didn't know you crossed until you crossed
There's a couple of things get lost
There are bridges you cross
You didn't know you crossed until you crossed
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
There's a kind of a sort of cost
There's a couple of things get lost
There are bridges you cross
You didn't know you crossed until you crossed
There's a couple of things get lost
There are bridges you cross
You didn't know you crossed until you crossed
BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆😭
I guess Donnie hates Hilary bc Don is the side piece! HAAHAHAH
I guess Donnie hates Hilary bc Don is the side piece! HAAHAHAH
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆😭
I guess Donnie hates Hilary bc Don is the side piece! HAAHAHAH
I guess Donnie hates Hilary bc Don is the side piece! HAAHAHAH
And if that weren’t enough to get on Dexter’s table - Bee Movie would have been an alternative catalyst.
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
And if that weren’t enough to get on Dexter’s table - Bee Movie would have been an alternative catalyst.
OK. Now Westfield smells like lunch. The city always smells like some kind of meal???
November 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
OK. Now Westfield smells like lunch. The city always smells like some kind of meal???
Traditional bathroom mirror MGM selfie
October 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Traditional bathroom mirror MGM selfie
Westfield out here straight up, smelling like breakfast everywhere 🤔
October 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Westfield out here straight up, smelling like breakfast everywhere 🤔
Who out there would like to Collab? Make some beats send them my way. I will handle some lyrics and melodies and some other instrumental stuff and we could make something cool. Hit me up
August 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Who out there would like to Collab? Make some beats send them my way. I will handle some lyrics and melodies and some other instrumental stuff and we could make something cool. Hit me up
Onion of the day
August 14, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Onion of the day
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Assemblymember Zohran Mamdani is now here calling for the release of Lander (his fellow mayoral candidate)
June 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Assemblymember Zohran Mamdani is now here calling for the release of Lander (his fellow mayoral candidate)
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seen some people complaining that this is a political stunt and lemme say if this was the kind of political stunt more politicians were doing on a regular basis we wouldn't be where we are today
dude is actually putting himself on the line here, fuck off with that shit
dude is actually putting himself on the line here, fuck off with that shit
Breaking News: Brad Lander, the New York City comptroller who is running for mayor, was detained by ICE agents at an immigration court as he tried to escort a migrant out of the courthouse to prevent his arrest. nyti.ms/4jWkANE
June 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
seen some people complaining that this is a political stunt and lemme say if this was the kind of political stunt more politicians were doing on a regular basis we wouldn't be where we are today
dude is actually putting himself on the line here, fuck off with that shit
dude is actually putting himself on the line here, fuck off with that shit
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There is no such thing as an overreaction with what has now happened. This is the line in the sand.
Every red hat who supports killing Americans is a traitor.
Every red hat who supports killing Americans is a traitor.
June 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
There is no such thing as an overreaction with what has now happened. This is the line in the sand.
Every red hat who supports killing Americans is a traitor.
Every red hat who supports killing Americans is a traitor.
NO MASTERS. NO KINGS: Only gilded men who we the people can topple again and again. I don’t know why people think we switched sides out here - BUT WE DID NOT. Millions on the streets *right now*.
June 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
NO MASTERS. NO KINGS: Only gilded men who we the people can topple again and again. I don’t know why people think we switched sides out here - BUT WE DID NOT. Millions on the streets *right now*.
Be aware: Wolf Hall has returned. Therefore, “The Toms” are of the Cromwell and Moore variety for the next 6 hours. I am having lots of Toms opinions. Cromdoval & Schmoore.
May 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Be aware: Wolf Hall has returned. Therefore, “The Toms” are of the Cromwell and Moore variety for the next 6 hours. I am having lots of Toms opinions. Cromdoval & Schmoore.
STAND UP! These cowards are disgusting.
May 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
STAND UP! These cowards are disgusting.
Facebook says this is from 5 years ago. I love my little guy :3
April 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Facebook says this is from 5 years ago. I love my little guy :3
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cc: All film nerds in LA
April 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
cc: All film nerds in LA
You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope the train will take you, but you can't know for sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Now, tell me why?
April 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope the train will take you, but you can't know for sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Now, tell me why?