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The guy waiting next to me for Stereolab to start brought his 10 year old daughter and she is predictably confused as to why her dad brought her here. She hasn’t stopped complaining. He’s explaining to her how this might be his last chance to ever see Stereolab. Sir you could have hired a sitter.
October 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The guy waiting next to me for Stereolab to start brought his 10 year old daughter and she is predictably confused as to why her dad brought her here. She hasn’t stopped complaining. He’s explaining to her how this might be his last chance to ever see Stereolab. Sir you could have hired a sitter.
Today I helped my 25 year old coworker use the scanner. “Wow it feels like we’re back in 2005!” he said. 💀
June 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Today I helped my 25 year old coworker use the scanner. “Wow it feels like we’re back in 2005!” he said. 💀
I feel like Astros have the worst dressed fan base. Just a sea of hats with fake hair, sequins, puffy body suits, and it’s all orange
June 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I feel like Astros have the worst dressed fan base. Just a sea of hats with fake hair, sequins, puffy body suits, and it’s all orange
We just started watching Conclave and you guys I’m not sure this is going to pass the Bechdel test
April 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
We just started watching Conclave and you guys I’m not sure this is going to pass the Bechdel test
Absolutely enraged that Google’s AI walked me through how to solve a math problem rather than just telling me the answer
April 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Absolutely enraged that Google’s AI walked me through how to solve a math problem rather than just telling me the answer
Walking around the Shaker Lakes is underrated people watching because where else can you watch a woman fully bedecked in lululemon separates doing walking lunges while cradling a Yorkie under one arm
April 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Walking around the Shaker Lakes is underrated people watching because where else can you watch a woman fully bedecked in lululemon separates doing walking lunges while cradling a Yorkie under one arm
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the duality of the Bayless brothers would be a good foundational myth for a lost ancient civilization
April 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
the duality of the Bayless brothers would be a good foundational myth for a lost ancient civilization
We are having dinner at a bar and there are way too many babies here.
April 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
We are having dinner at a bar and there are way too many babies here.
The NCAA men’s tournament is my annual reminder that somehow Dick Vitale is still alive
March 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The NCAA men’s tournament is my annual reminder that somehow Dick Vitale is still alive
A horror film but it’s just a supercut of Guy Fieri biting into his food on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives
March 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
A horror film but it’s just a supercut of Guy Fieri biting into his food on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives
I have anxiety dreams about turning up late for Teams meetings but never about the very palpable anxiety I feel in my waking life about how to schedule meetings with more than two people who also have insane calendars and I can’t figure out why that is
February 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I have anxiety dreams about turning up late for Teams meetings but never about the very palpable anxiety I feel in my waking life about how to schedule meetings with more than two people who also have insane calendars and I can’t figure out why that is
In my own personal circle of hell: the pharmacy line at the Cedar Lee CVS
February 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
In my own personal circle of hell: the pharmacy line at the Cedar Lee CVS
We are getting a new fridge tomorrow so I pushed the current one out today to clean underneath it for the first time in maybe 5 years and 💀💀💀
February 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
We are getting a new fridge tomorrow so I pushed the current one out today to clean underneath it for the first time in maybe 5 years and 💀💀💀
To save money, I ordered some Bombas from a seller on Poshmark and got bamboozled because they were actually the donation socks (which are marked NOT FOR RESALE!!!) so I sent them back and got a refund.
February 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
To save money, I ordered some Bombas from a seller on Poshmark and got bamboozled because they were actually the donation socks (which are marked NOT FOR RESALE!!!) so I sent them back and got a refund.
Watching the SNL 50th concert and discussing whether a. Eddie Vedder dyes his hair or b. Has had work done
February 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Watching the SNL 50th concert and discussing whether a. Eddie Vedder dyes his hair or b. Has had work done
Each Super Bowl ad is a more frightening hellscape than the last
February 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Each Super Bowl ad is a more frightening hellscape than the last
I for one can’t wait for Joker: Folie à Deux to get the Broadway adaptation it deserves
February 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I for one can’t wait for Joker: Folie à Deux to get the Broadway adaptation it deserves
My cat Wembley likes it when I sing to him especially modified pop songs and lately his favorite is “Hot to Go (Wembley’s Version)”which goes “H-O-T-T-O-G-O Wembley is my favorite bro” etc
February 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My cat Wembley likes it when I sing to him especially modified pop songs and lately his favorite is “Hot to Go (Wembley’s Version)”which goes “H-O-T-T-O-G-O Wembley is my favorite bro” etc
There is a cologne ad featuring Channing Tatum with a song by Placebo and it is 100 percent the most dissonant thing I’ve ever seen
February 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
There is a cologne ad featuring Channing Tatum with a song by Placebo and it is 100 percent the most dissonant thing I’ve ever seen
They’re playing ragtime music over the speakers in the work cafeteria which is a bold choice for this early in the morning
February 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
They’re playing ragtime music over the speakers in the work cafeteria which is a bold choice for this early in the morning
Driving down MLK there is a guy standing in front of the Armenian garden just double birding every passing car and I have to say I can relate to him
February 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Driving down MLK there is a guy standing in front of the Armenian garden just double birding every passing car and I have to say I can relate to him
Nothing quite like googling “shaggy haircuts for middle aged women” and just getting pictures of Lisa Rinna in the results
January 31, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Nothing quite like googling “shaggy haircuts for middle aged women” and just getting pictures of Lisa Rinna in the results
Me: oh boy a new follower I wonder which one of my Internet friends has found me here
The New Follower: pornbot
The New Follower: pornbot
January 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Me: oh boy a new follower I wonder which one of my Internet friends has found me here
The New Follower: pornbot
The New Follower: pornbot
Usher’s “Yeah!” isn’t the blood drive soundtrack I deserve but it’s what I’m getting
January 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Usher’s “Yeah!” isn’t the blood drive soundtrack I deserve but it’s what I’m getting
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