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Temu Haley Williams
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Comic book auctioneer by day, Werewolf By Night
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My heart. I’ve been through so much but so has the next guy.
Happy Thanksgiving, take care of yourselves, and check in on your friendly neighborhood loners. 🖤
November 29, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Wouldn’t that be an insane character arc to leave my job as a Pokemon auctioneer to become the duck master of the Peabody Memphis?
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I’m kind of a little emotional that I have a sister in law now. I’ve never had a sister anything, this feels kinda new.
November 28, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Going grocery shopping with someone is kind of an intimate act. Even platonically. It’s kind of personal and mundane, but really invites the other person a peek into your life. Discussing what you like, brands etc
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I used to be so tough but now it’s one tetanus shot and suddenly I’m baby
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
When I was 18 I interviewed at Hollywood Video, and it’s the only interview I didn’t nail because they were “looking for someone whose favorite movies are comedies”.
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
My room is still kinda messy-I swear not a day will come where I feel 100% satisfied- but it’s a more like a tidy clutter, but so much has been cleared out and set up that it’s so relaxing to come home after work and feel like I can sink into it. That fucking clean feeling ugh
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Black Friday in the same month as a big Disney trip is just cruel.
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Portishead evokes emotions I can’t even find words for
How do I not have Glory Box on vinyl somewhere
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I waved at yall as I passed, did you see?!
November 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Aw, I don’t wanna go back home 😭
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Every time I get a chance to hang with my brother or best friend, I kinda wanna die a little less.
Good humans are out there
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Ah man, nobody gets my brand of humor and that just ends up annoying for everyone involved
November 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Good to the see the EPCOT Starbucks looking light(er) today with a packed park, can’t expect much from this crowd but at least a portion is showing up
November 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Wicketbubu next year
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Family trauma, man 😭
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 AM
11:11 11/11
November 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
First stop on first day of trip, playing solo to be polite to avoid family drama between myself and an estranged family member:

…Mom spotted
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I posted on Reddit two hours ago asking for which park would be the most enjoyable on a cold day, and I got two solid recommendations, one cool story about a family getting caught in a park on a freezing day and why it was still fun…
and dozens of people making fun of me for calling those temps cold
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
17 Years. I haven’t been here since I was 2 cussin 3

That’s how long I’ve had no expire tickets for
November 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Someone overheard me chatting about about what I do at the airport and he had a sealed Simplified Chinese Pokémon box and was so excited to show me, ripped on the plane and got the 3rd biggest hit.
Punk Labubus all around on board. My people.
November 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Less than 24 hours in SLC and was shown a great fucking time.
Sometimes it’s the person, not the place but I gotta remind myself that toxic shit is literally in the air though
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I had two days to prep for this trip, which it’s such a nice feeling to roll out of bed and pretty much just brush your teeth and dash before 5 AM.
I’m not even to the airport and I’m already realizing things I forgot or didn’t have time to do.
Luckily it’s not something I can’t live without!
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
TATTMTITT: There Are Too Many Teslas In This Town

Imagine living in Oly and owning one, wtf
November 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Just reviewed Frankenstein on Letterboxd and getting the lightning bolts and haptics after makes the whole experience
November 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM