Can we just stop reporting on his reckons? John Key hasn’t had a thought worth sharing since that time he tweeted about really enjoying a sausage at Field Days 2008.

Yeah WFH home is the problem. Just like climate change is down to our inadequate recycling, energy prices are because we tried to stay warm over winter, and traditional media is suffering because you and I don’t pay them their due for regurgitating the weird reckons of sociopaths.

Apparently obligatory, but also quite genuine post after joy scrolling the best of NZ Twitter reconnecting over here. Isn’t this nice.