Quirky Capy
@onestepfromchaos.bsky.social
Here for laughs and some hope, in these trying times.
A big win for sandwiches all over America 🫡🥪
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
A big win for sandwiches all over America 🫡🥪
So when is this rapture happening?I have homework due tomorrow. Just trying to plan my schedule 😇
September 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
So when is this rapture happening?I have homework due tomorrow. Just trying to plan my schedule 😇
I want to congratulate the U.S. for officially entering its North Korean era. Good luck everyone!
September 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I want to congratulate the U.S. for officially entering its North Korean era. Good luck everyone!
Trump is a certified lunatic with zero humanity but what does it say about the millions who voted for him? The problem isn’t that people like him exist it’s that we allowed people like him to corrupt the moral fiber of America. Jesus is rolling in his grave like a rotisserie chicken right about now.
August 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Trump is a certified lunatic with zero humanity but what does it say about the millions who voted for him? The problem isn’t that people like him exist it’s that we allowed people like him to corrupt the moral fiber of America. Jesus is rolling in his grave like a rotisserie chicken right about now.
Never thought I’d see the day when the moral backbone of America was South Park.
August 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Never thought I’d see the day when the moral backbone of America was South Park.
Whoever’s feeding @gavinnewsom.bsky.social his social media sass needs to drop that syllabus. I need the crash course ASAP!
August 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Whoever’s feeding @gavinnewsom.bsky.social his social media sass needs to drop that syllabus. I need the crash course ASAP!
Whoever’s feeding @governor.ca.gov his is social media sass, please drop the syllabus. I need the crash course ASAP!
August 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Whoever’s feeding @governor.ca.gov his is social media sass, please drop the syllabus. I need the crash course ASAP!
If you can forgive a mob for beating cops on Jan 6, surely you can forgive one man for a trying to share a delicious sandwich.
August 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
If you can forgive a mob for beating cops on Jan 6, surely you can forgive one man for a trying to share a delicious sandwich.
If hypocrisy was an Olympic sport America would take the gold every single time. Sorry Russia, you can't even come close to us.
August 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If hypocrisy was an Olympic sport America would take the gold every single time. Sorry Russia, you can't even come close to us.
Stepped away from Bluesky for a nice social media break thinking the political circus would simmer down… came back to find more clowns, more fire, and somehow less rights. So yeah, hi again.
August 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Stepped away from Bluesky for a nice social media break thinking the political circus would simmer down… came back to find more clowns, more fire, and somehow less rights. So yeah, hi again.
Popcorn’s ready, jammies are on, and the pillow is fluffed. Reality TV is about to begin. Who will win: Mr. Ketamine or Mr. Small Hands?"
June 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Popcorn’s ready, jammies are on, and the pillow is fluffed. Reality TV is about to begin. Who will win: Mr. Ketamine or Mr. Small Hands?"
One more post about tacos and the MAGA is going to come after your tortillas. 🌮🌮
May 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
One more post about tacos and the MAGA is going to come after your tortillas. 🌮🌮
While many of us enjoy time off this Memorial Day, let’s take a moment to honor those who sacrificed their hopes and dreams for our protection. It’s on us to ensure their sacrifice means something. As humans, we are one, and as one, we must move forward toward a more peaceful future.
May 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
While many of us enjoy time off this Memorial Day, let’s take a moment to honor those who sacrificed their hopes and dreams for our protection. It’s on us to ensure their sacrifice means something. As humans, we are one, and as one, we must move forward toward a more peaceful future.
With these new tariffs, Hollywood’s out of options. Get ready for Star Wars: Rise of the Croc, filmed entirely in a Florida swamp
May 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
With these new tariffs, Hollywood’s out of options. Get ready for Star Wars: Rise of the Croc, filmed entirely in a Florida swamp
While everyone’s out here decoding tariffs and stocks, I’m still stuck wondering which kid keeps getting 30 dolls.
May 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
While everyone’s out here decoding tariffs and stocks, I’m still stuck wondering which kid keeps getting 30 dolls.
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I really feel bad for all of us. We're stuck trying to survive the chaos a spolied orange and it's overriped fruit posse conjured in the first place.
April 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I really feel bad for all of us. We're stuck trying to survive the chaos a spolied orange and it's overriped fruit posse conjured in the first place.
Remember kids: baby leopards are cute right up until they grow up and eat your face. Funny how a lot of people act surprised every time leooards do what they do.
April 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Remember kids: baby leopards are cute right up until they grow up and eat your face. Funny how a lot of people act surprised every time leooards do what they do.
Now that scientists have genetically altered gray wolves to look like dire wolves, I eagerly await the day they turn chickens into their ancestors, the velociraptor. 🦖
April 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Now that scientists have genetically altered gray wolves to look like dire wolves, I eagerly await the day they turn chickens into their ancestors, the velociraptor. 🦖
Breaking News: Penguins of Heard and McDonald Islands wake up to a 48-hour deadline to respond to U.S. tariffs. Meanwhile, seals are drafting countermeasures, and an ice blocade is under serious consideration. The entire Norfolk Island is shook.
April 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Breaking News: Penguins of Heard and McDonald Islands wake up to a 48-hour deadline to respond to U.S. tariffs. Meanwhile, seals are drafting countermeasures, and an ice blocade is under serious consideration. The entire Norfolk Island is shook.
I remember when the most controversial, unhinged, and disrespectful thing a politician could do… was wear a tan suit. We were so innocent back then.
April 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I remember when the most controversial, unhinged, and disrespectful thing a politician could do… was wear a tan suit. We were so innocent back then.
I’m always left out of everything. Not even an accidental invite to the national security team group chat.
At this point, I get it—I’m simply not wanted. 😭
At this point, I get it—I’m simply not wanted. 😭
March 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I’m always left out of everything. Not even an accidental invite to the national security team group chat.
At this point, I get it—I’m simply not wanted. 😭
At this point, I get it—I’m simply not wanted. 😭
We need a break from Satan’s executive team. At this point, there isn’t enough sage in the world to cleanse this mess. 😩🔥"
March 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
We need a break from Satan’s executive team. At this point, there isn’t enough sage in the world to cleanse this mess. 😩🔥"
You know what’s depressing? Watching 80s/90s TV shows and seeing them buy a cup of coffee or a soda for 25 cents. Meanwhile, I’m out here taking out a loan for a latte. 😭
March 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
You know what’s depressing? Watching 80s/90s TV shows and seeing them buy a cup of coffee or a soda for 25 cents. Meanwhile, I’m out here taking out a loan for a latte. 😭