just ate sweaty warm left out all day cheese x and i spelt warm as Walm just now x

used a paracetamol instruction paper as a tissue x

im eating cold mashed potato with my fingers

just got a water bottle out of the bin and filled it back up with water to drink from

today in the waiting room i realised there were bits of crisp stuck to my top who knows how old they were and I had to pick them off and scrape them off and put them in my pocket

don't worry i found a receipt 😊

can't find a tissue but i need to blow my nose... where's the nearest sheet of paper

now all the fingernails are lost on the floor...

had to wash the nail cutters after and now the cats sitting on my pile of toenails

can't reach the tissues filling up a receipt with fingernails again....

picked my nose outside

I was getting a haircut and the hairdressers hand brushed against my lips which were covered in lip balm and i was gonna apologise but i thought that would be way more awkward than just leaving it. they were so sticky 😭

the other day my friend picked up a receipt and i warned her there might be snot on it because i ran out of tissues but when she picked it up turned out it was full of fingernails instead and they all exploded all over her