@oneinamilligan.bsky.social
Can ask for the check in 6 languages.
There’s literally nothing better than being in bed. 😴😴🛌
May 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
There’s literally nothing better than being in bed. 😴😴🛌
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They pit us against each other so that they can rob us blind while we fight over the literal scraps.
May 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
They pit us against each other so that they can rob us blind while we fight over the literal scraps.
You don’t need to give an excuse as to why you’re off camera. No one cares. Everyone knows your excuse is a lie. Just don’t acknowledge it. No one needs to see you.
February 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
You don’t need to give an excuse as to why you’re off camera. No one cares. Everyone knows your excuse is a lie. Just don’t acknowledge it. No one needs to see you.
If you send me a TikTok just know that I will immediately send you 3,256 back and I’ll never stop bc you showed me how much you love me and now I will reciprocate for life. 😘
January 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
If you send me a TikTok just know that I will immediately send you 3,256 back and I’ll never stop bc you showed me how much you love me and now I will reciprocate for life. 😘
*Me trying not to get political at Christmas* Wile watching Wheel of Fortune. My dad: “I miss Pat Sajak.” Me: “He’s retired, probably advocating to end social security.”
December 26, 2024 at 2:39 AM
*Me trying not to get political at Christmas* Wile watching Wheel of Fortune. My dad: “I miss Pat Sajak.” Me: “He’s retired, probably advocating to end social security.”
Whoever at Apple decided to put the charging plug at the bottom of the mouse…. jail.
December 3, 2024 at 6:32 AM
Whoever at Apple decided to put the charging plug at the bottom of the mouse…. jail.
I love listening to Delilah’s Christmas music station because someone will be like “my mom died” and Delilah will be like “here, let me play you a song of comfort” and it’s Here Comes Santa Claus.
December 1, 2024 at 5:10 AM
I love listening to Delilah’s Christmas music station because someone will be like “my mom died” and Delilah will be like “here, let me play you a song of comfort” and it’s Here Comes Santa Claus.
Me starting every call today with “Happy Thanksgiving Eve and Black Friday Eve Eve!”
November 27, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Me starting every call today with “Happy Thanksgiving Eve and Black Friday Eve Eve!”
Ok, Teams went down yesterday can someone do Slack today? Thx
November 26, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Ok, Teams went down yesterday can someone do Slack today? Thx
BYE MATT GAETZ! Now let’s release that report so he can go to prison where he belongs.
November 21, 2024 at 5:38 PM
BYE MATT GAETZ! Now let’s release that report so he can go to prison where he belongs.
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Which is precisely why the GOP constantly seeks to control and degrade the education process.
If you keep voters dumb and afraid, they’re far easier to manipulate.
If you keep voters dumb and afraid, they’re far easier to manipulate.
Most of our problems could be solved by properly funding public education.
November 21, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Which is precisely why the GOP constantly seeks to control and degrade the education process.
If you keep voters dumb and afraid, they’re far easier to manipulate.
If you keep voters dumb and afraid, they’re far easier to manipulate.
If I were in congress I’d shit outside or Nancy Mace’s office door every day until she STFU about bathrooms.
November 20, 2024 at 11:06 PM
If I were in congress I’d shit outside or Nancy Mace’s office door every day until she STFU about bathrooms.
cottage cheese is not good and I need everyone to stop pretending they like it.
November 20, 2024 at 4:23 AM
cottage cheese is not good and I need everyone to stop pretending they like it.