Hi, I'm Spud!
@onehungrypotato.bsky.social
The most annoyingly wholesome aardwolf.
Gay/Ace, leftist, anti-capitalist, Anti-Christian, Anti-American it/its (any/all for friends), 35, professional idiot.
Gay/Ace, leftist, anti-capitalist, Anti-Christian, Anti-American it/its (any/all for friends), 35, professional idiot.
I want to drop some history I dug up when I studied US history for Black History Month, but I have a question first:
Who genuinely doesn't know how bad US history is?
And I'm talking about beyond a K-12 reexamination of like... "Yeah I know what I learned was bogus, but I don't know much else."
Who genuinely doesn't know how bad US history is?
And I'm talking about beyond a K-12 reexamination of like... "Yeah I know what I learned was bogus, but I don't know much else."
February 3, 2026 at 10:10 AM
I want to drop some history I dug up when I studied US history for Black History Month, but I have a question first:
Who genuinely doesn't know how bad US history is?
And I'm talking about beyond a K-12 reexamination of like... "Yeah I know what I learned was bogus, but I don't know much else."
Who genuinely doesn't know how bad US history is?
And I'm talking about beyond a K-12 reexamination of like... "Yeah I know what I learned was bogus, but I don't know much else."
It's so interesting that when Epstein was being investigated for being a financier for child sex trafficking, all of a sudden people stared to care.
Never mind the fact that since John Casablancas built his "super model" empire (and dated a 14 year old) and Cindy Crawford was entered into this
Never mind the fact that since John Casablancas built his "super model" empire (and dated a 14 year old) and Cindy Crawford was entered into this
February 2, 2026 at 11:43 PM
It's so interesting that when Epstein was being investigated for being a financier for child sex trafficking, all of a sudden people stared to care.
Never mind the fact that since John Casablancas built his "super model" empire (and dated a 14 year old) and Cindy Crawford was entered into this
Never mind the fact that since John Casablancas built his "super model" empire (and dated a 14 year old) and Cindy Crawford was entered into this
Dinosaur shaped chicken nuggies are shaped after every dinosaur except the dinosaur they're made from.
That'd be like making Gorgonopsian shaped nuggies out of people. xD
That'd be like making Gorgonopsian shaped nuggies out of people. xD
February 2, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Dinosaur shaped chicken nuggies are shaped after every dinosaur except the dinosaur they're made from.
That'd be like making Gorgonopsian shaped nuggies out of people. xD
That'd be like making Gorgonopsian shaped nuggies out of people. xD
Downtown Pittsburgh has gotten really expensive for AC.
$601 for the Hampton Inn on Smallman Ave.. that is criminal. I stayed there in 2018 and paid like $200 something a night.
Other picks are quite prickly too. Yeesh.
$601 for the Hampton Inn on Smallman Ave.. that is criminal. I stayed there in 2018 and paid like $200 something a night.
Other picks are quite prickly too. Yeesh.
January 31, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Downtown Pittsburgh has gotten really expensive for AC.
$601 for the Hampton Inn on Smallman Ave.. that is criminal. I stayed there in 2018 and paid like $200 something a night.
Other picks are quite prickly too. Yeesh.
$601 for the Hampton Inn on Smallman Ave.. that is criminal. I stayed there in 2018 and paid like $200 something a night.
Other picks are quite prickly too. Yeesh.
Fun fact about polecats:
They got that name from the French word poule for chicken > pole > polecat.
But polecats are not cats. Nowhere close! As members of mustelidae, they are caniform carnivorans.
All mustelids have more in common with bears, canines, and vulpines than they do cats!
They got that name from the French word poule for chicken > pole > polecat.
But polecats are not cats. Nowhere close! As members of mustelidae, they are caniform carnivorans.
All mustelids have more in common with bears, canines, and vulpines than they do cats!
January 26, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Fun fact about polecats:
They got that name from the French word poule for chicken > pole > polecat.
But polecats are not cats. Nowhere close! As members of mustelidae, they are caniform carnivorans.
All mustelids have more in common with bears, canines, and vulpines than they do cats!
They got that name from the French word poule for chicken > pole > polecat.
But polecats are not cats. Nowhere close! As members of mustelidae, they are caniform carnivorans.
All mustelids have more in common with bears, canines, and vulpines than they do cats!
And now for something completely different...
So I'm on a quest of phylogenetic pedantry, because of course I am, and in my cross-hairs today are... Raptors.
Specifically, what people call raptors. Birds of prey. And it never sat well with me. So now you all get to suffer my nerdom. >:3
So I'm on a quest of phylogenetic pedantry, because of course I am, and in my cross-hairs today are... Raptors.
Specifically, what people call raptors. Birds of prey. And it never sat well with me. So now you all get to suffer my nerdom. >:3
January 23, 2026 at 10:58 PM
And now for something completely different...
So I'm on a quest of phylogenetic pedantry, because of course I am, and in my cross-hairs today are... Raptors.
Specifically, what people call raptors. Birds of prey. And it never sat well with me. So now you all get to suffer my nerdom. >:3
So I'm on a quest of phylogenetic pedantry, because of course I am, and in my cross-hairs today are... Raptors.
Specifically, what people call raptors. Birds of prey. And it never sat well with me. So now you all get to suffer my nerdom. >:3
So I was messing around, testing a security tool and I wanted to test firewall settings. Mind you, I'm on Windows 11, so prepare for a fun ride...
The rules are configured to capture Windows event 2003: "Firewall Configuration Changed," and here's where it gets spicy...
The rules are configured to capture Windows event 2003: "Firewall Configuration Changed," and here's where it gets spicy...
January 23, 2026 at 7:43 PM
So I was messing around, testing a security tool and I wanted to test firewall settings. Mind you, I'm on Windows 11, so prepare for a fun ride...
The rules are configured to capture Windows event 2003: "Firewall Configuration Changed," and here's where it gets spicy...
The rules are configured to capture Windows event 2003: "Firewall Configuration Changed," and here's where it gets spicy...
I'm making this as a PSA because I was reminded of the time someone called Spud a "sheppy." Many often say "what's up, wolf?"
To set the record straight, no. Aardwolves are no sheppies. In fact, they are the farthest thing from sheppies AND other canids.
They all share a common ancestor,
To set the record straight, no. Aardwolves are no sheppies. In fact, they are the farthest thing from sheppies AND other canids.
They all share a common ancestor,
January 21, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I'm making this as a PSA because I was reminded of the time someone called Spud a "sheppy." Many often say "what's up, wolf?"
To set the record straight, no. Aardwolves are no sheppies. In fact, they are the farthest thing from sheppies AND other canids.
They all share a common ancestor,
To set the record straight, no. Aardwolves are no sheppies. In fact, they are the farthest thing from sheppies AND other canids.
They all share a common ancestor,
You know what I find interesting that's actually interesting?
Synapsids diverged from Sauropsids ~320 million years ago and went on to become mammals.
So phylogenetically... you were *this* close to being a dinosaur.
Or maybe a lizard...
Synapsids diverged from Sauropsids ~320 million years ago and went on to become mammals.
So phylogenetically... you were *this* close to being a dinosaur.
Or maybe a lizard...
January 18, 2026 at 11:06 AM
You know what I find interesting that's actually interesting?
Synapsids diverged from Sauropsids ~320 million years ago and went on to become mammals.
So phylogenetically... you were *this* close to being a dinosaur.
Or maybe a lizard...
Synapsids diverged from Sauropsids ~320 million years ago and went on to become mammals.
So phylogenetically... you were *this* close to being a dinosaur.
Or maybe a lizard...
You know, what I find really interesting and what I mean by interesting is fucking disgusting... is that from 1972-2026, the age floor for beauty pageants is still 14 years old.
January 18, 2026 at 12:21 AM
You know, what I find really interesting and what I mean by interesting is fucking disgusting... is that from 1972-2026, the age floor for beauty pageants is still 14 years old.
Trump doesn't begin to understand the absolute shit storm the US military got into because of his little boy tantrum over Venezuela.
Venezuela and the border regions have some of the most violent and combat experienced paramilitary groups and gangs. This isn't Iraq 2.0. The insurgency in Iraq
Venezuela and the border regions have some of the most violent and combat experienced paramilitary groups and gangs. This isn't Iraq 2.0. The insurgency in Iraq
January 3, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Trump doesn't begin to understand the absolute shit storm the US military got into because of his little boy tantrum over Venezuela.
Venezuela and the border regions have some of the most violent and combat experienced paramilitary groups and gangs. This isn't Iraq 2.0. The insurgency in Iraq
Venezuela and the border regions have some of the most violent and combat experienced paramilitary groups and gangs. This isn't Iraq 2.0. The insurgency in Iraq
The Epstein Files has got to be the biggest, galaxy sized nothing burger the world has seen.
Don't get me wrong... I think wealthy pedophiles should pay the price and those they victimized should get to see justice.
But dems, repubs, the media, the public are so swept up in this...
Don't get me wrong... I think wealthy pedophiles should pay the price and those they victimized should get to see justice.
But dems, repubs, the media, the public are so swept up in this...
December 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The Epstein Files has got to be the biggest, galaxy sized nothing burger the world has seen.
Don't get me wrong... I think wealthy pedophiles should pay the price and those they victimized should get to see justice.
But dems, repubs, the media, the public are so swept up in this...
Don't get me wrong... I think wealthy pedophiles should pay the price and those they victimized should get to see justice.
But dems, repubs, the media, the public are so swept up in this...
Wtf is The Amazing Digital Circus, and why is my youtube suggested going absolutely n to the 10th power bonkers of carbon copy videos over it? :V
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Wtf is The Amazing Digital Circus, and why is my youtube suggested going absolutely n to the 10th power bonkers of carbon copy videos over it? :V
If you know, you know.
December 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
If you know, you know.
It's happening. I'm designing more characters in my head. ~<~
November 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It's happening. I'm designing more characters in my head. ~<~
Wake up puppy, it's time for your government mandated snuffies. :3
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Wake up puppy, it's time for your government mandated snuffies. :3
I do not for a second trust Marjorie Taylor Greene. Even if she's serious about resigning, this changes nothing. She can spare us her crocodile tears about Epstein victims cause all she's doing is cashing in on MAGA. Turning tail and running to safety of a podcast or some shit.
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I do not for a second trust Marjorie Taylor Greene. Even if she's serious about resigning, this changes nothing. She can spare us her crocodile tears about Epstein victims cause all she's doing is cashing in on MAGA. Turning tail and running to safety of a podcast or some shit.
I still got it.
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I still got it.
As much as I appreciate people picking up litter, if they enter the street in my direct driving path of travel without looking at the clear and direct hazard, I'm afraid that risks invalidating the noble effort...... 🤔
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
As much as I appreciate people picking up litter, if they enter the street in my direct driving path of travel without looking at the clear and direct hazard, I'm afraid that risks invalidating the noble effort...... 🤔
Vore take:
I hate snakes with "humanoid" stomachs. They have all that noodle. That's where the bulge belongs.
I hate snakes with "humanoid" stomachs. They have all that noodle. That's where the bulge belongs.
November 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Vore take:
I hate snakes with "humanoid" stomachs. They have all that noodle. That's where the bulge belongs.
I hate snakes with "humanoid" stomachs. They have all that noodle. That's where the bulge belongs.
I've been playing a lot of aggressive queen players in chess. They are my least favorite, and the most annoying type of player, but they come up with really entertaining ways to hang their queen.
November 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I've been playing a lot of aggressive queen players in chess. They are my least favorite, and the most annoying type of player, but they come up with really entertaining ways to hang their queen.
I awrf at thee.
November 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I awrf at thee.
For a good long while now I've been in a silent self-identification battle in my own head.
For a long time I was satisfied with he/him, then he/they felt fine, but I've been growing more and more dissatisfied as I settled with that. I was thinking fully taking in they/them,
For a long time I was satisfied with he/him, then he/they felt fine, but I've been growing more and more dissatisfied as I settled with that. I was thinking fully taking in they/them,
October 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
For a good long while now I've been in a silent self-identification battle in my own head.
For a long time I was satisfied with he/him, then he/they felt fine, but I've been growing more and more dissatisfied as I settled with that. I was thinking fully taking in they/them,
For a long time I was satisfied with he/him, then he/they felt fine, but I've been growing more and more dissatisfied as I settled with that. I was thinking fully taking in they/them,
Remember to give your puppies lots of chew toys. Enrichment is great for healthy development. :3 :3
October 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Remember to give your puppies lots of chew toys. Enrichment is great for healthy development. :3 :3
Me...? No, no.
That's preposterous~ 😏🔪
That's preposterous~ 😏🔪
October 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Me...? No, no.
That's preposterous~ 😏🔪
That's preposterous~ 😏🔪