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OneDog
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Tourist in Toontown
It's disappointing when I spend a lot of time and effort trying to strengthen my back, then I shovel snow for half an hour and my back is like, "Dude, are you trying to kill me or what?"
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Riding a motorcycle on trails, running on rough forest trails, cross-country skiing, etc., have all given me peak experiences that synthesize rhythm and movement into a heady something that feels a lot like dancing.
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
As my memories lose and then regain their focus, I....
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The people who do very good things and the people who do very bad things are all very energetic.
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I'm one of those stupid old men who is going to persist in trying to do things old men shouldn't do until I end up in a wheelchair. What can I say? I'm still 27 in my heart.
August 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Every single one of us exists in a world imagined in its entirety.
August 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
What is a sword but a longer knife?
July 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Reasonableness leads to mediocrity.
July 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Is it humid in hell? Or is it just the heat?
July 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I find myself *enduring* my life instead of living it. That has to change.
June 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The percentage of ppl who know how to do shit, who can do what's necessary to physically survive in the world, gets smaller and smaller every year. We're in much deeper shit than we know.
May 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Our so-called leaders have all the confidence of the ignorant. They don't even know what they don't know.
May 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
What's so bad about drinking alone? I've done some of my best drinking while alone.
May 30, 2025 at 12:45 PM
America used to be a land of competent assassins.
May 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Shitposting from beautiful downtown Munising for the next few days. I can see Lake Superior from my bedroom window.
May 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Everyone needs to remember that there will come a day when suicide is no longer possible.
May 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
If you’re a veteran, you swore an oath to protect and defend the Constitution of the US. As of today, you’ve either broken your oath or you’re really shitty at protecting and defending. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

What's that? I'm shouting into the void again? Yeah, you're right. I should get help.
May 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Existential crisis is my default state.
May 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
You’re the ones who will see more change in your lifetime than any generation ever has before, with the vast majority of them for the worse, the much worse, and the unimaginably worse. 2/2
May 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
If you’re an American, you happen to be living at the end of the time of richness and affluence. Not for everyone, but on average. And you’re also living at the beginning of the end of the United States. 1/2
May 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
An American Pope was the only moral choice.

News at 11
May 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It must be hard to realize you really are as gullible and stupid as people have been telling you for years.
May 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
So where *is* the line, America? Is there a line? Maybe when enough people start involuntary intermittent fasting.
May 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM