Sel's Writing Misadventures
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🔞 | Sel | 24 | She/They | 🇧🇷/ENG | Multifandom | Sometimes I write
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The rotisserie chickens in my brain now: #FFXV #DMC #VD #Spardacest
My account is NSFW/Proship and freaky. Be warned.
Commissions and Miscellaneous: https://selenedarkbloom.carrd.co
The rotisserie chickens in my brain now: #FFXV #DMC #VD #Spardacest
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I wrote 1.2k in a single sitting. Patty gave a speech. It was cheesy. But this is DMC, it's supposed to be corny.
I also accidentally gave Dante a pet. It wasn't in the plans, but the story does what it wants, I'm but a vessel.
I also accidentally gave Dante a pet. It wasn't in the plans, but the story does what it wants, I'm but a vessel.
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I wrote 1.2k in a single sitting. Patty gave a speech. It was cheesy. But this is DMC, it's supposed to be corny.
I also accidentally gave Dante a pet. It wasn't in the plans, but the story does what it wants, I'm but a vessel.
I also accidentally gave Dante a pet. It wasn't in the plans, but the story does what it wants, I'm but a vessel.
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I genuinely love that Vergil is the raccoon in the trash, while Dante is a functioning member of society who maybe pays his taxes.
Vergil acts Fancy but shuns the concept of money. He wants something, he gets it. No human can stop him anyway.
Vergil acts Fancy but shuns the concept of money. He wants something, he gets it. No human can stop him anyway.
November 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I genuinely love that Vergil is the raccoon in the trash, while Dante is a functioning member of society who maybe pays his taxes.
Vergil acts Fancy but shuns the concept of money. He wants something, he gets it. No human can stop him anyway.
Vergil acts Fancy but shuns the concept of money. He wants something, he gets it. No human can stop him anyway.
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Come say hiiiiiii at AA52
November 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Come say hiiiiiii at AA52
Grandma would've been 80 today and I kind of wonder if things would've been better between us had she not died. Probably not, she was a very stubborn woman who often made the worst possible choices. But she had her moments, and the good ones were really good. So I'll hold on to those.
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Grandma would've been 80 today and I kind of wonder if things would've been better between us had she not died. Probably not, she was a very stubborn woman who often made the worst possible choices. But she had her moments, and the good ones were really good. So I'll hold on to those.
I'm working a dmc1 cursed boat level reference into this fic. The crocodile in my heart is going to be an re2 reference too. The boat isn't in the audio drama, the crocodile is. But the latter I'm gonna use it in my own way and not how they did there. It's comedic in a way I can't write.
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I'm working a dmc1 cursed boat level reference into this fic. The crocodile in my heart is going to be an re2 reference too. The boat isn't in the audio drama, the crocodile is. But the latter I'm gonna use it in my own way and not how they did there. It's comedic in a way I can't write.
"This probably will be a breezy 5k words piece."
*blows past it*
Idk what's been happening to me lately, but it's getting quite easy for me to write longer stories. I used to live in the 2k-3k realm before.
*blows past it*
Idk what's been happening to me lately, but it's getting quite easy for me to write longer stories. I used to live in the 2k-3k realm before.
November 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
"This probably will be a breezy 5k words piece."
*blows past it*
Idk what's been happening to me lately, but it's getting quite easy for me to write longer stories. I used to live in the 2k-3k realm before.
*blows past it*
Idk what's been happening to me lately, but it's getting quite easy for me to write longer stories. I used to live in the 2k-3k realm before.
Would love a remote job that paid in usd (for that sweet conversion rate). But I don't have a computer, which is a must for that kind of thing and companies rarely ever provide. Nor do I have any qualifications really, so like lol.
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Would love a remote job that paid in usd (for that sweet conversion rate). But I don't have a computer, which is a must for that kind of thing and companies rarely ever provide. Nor do I have any qualifications really, so like lol.
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November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Okay, I just think that if you live in a house, and you never fucking cook, but then you decide you want to cook something, then it's just nice to ask the regular cook if you can use x, y and z ingredients, y'know?
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Okay, I just think that if you live in a house, and you never fucking cook, but then you decide you want to cook something, then it's just nice to ask the regular cook if you can use x, y and z ingredients, y'know?
I'm going to attempt to grow scallions because the ones in the stores have been bad for months. I managed to buy some decent ones yesterday so I cut the roots and put it on water.
I'm not known for my green thumb, but how hard could grow some seasoning be?
(I'm jinxing it aren't I?)
I'm not known for my green thumb, but how hard could grow some seasoning be?
(I'm jinxing it aren't I?)
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I'm going to attempt to grow scallions because the ones in the stores have been bad for months. I managed to buy some decent ones yesterday so I cut the roots and put it on water.
I'm not known for my green thumb, but how hard could grow some seasoning be?
(I'm jinxing it aren't I?)
I'm not known for my green thumb, but how hard could grow some seasoning be?
(I'm jinxing it aren't I?)
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a belated pocky day treat for shake
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
a belated pocky day treat for shake
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Always thinking of you, ya freaks
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Always thinking of you, ya freaks
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November 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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My commissions are open! If you're interested you can talk to me or preferably fill the form below 🫴
Shares are also very much appreciated.
#ficcommissions
Shares are also very much appreciated.
#ficcommissions
May 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
My commissions are open! If you're interested you can talk to me or preferably fill the form below 🫴
Shares are also very much appreciated.
#ficcommissions
Shares are also very much appreciated.
#ficcommissions
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I'm notoriously bad at promoting myself, so this is months late. But this is a project I got to work on as a writer! It was a lot of fun.
Since we're still in the Halloween mood, I guess it's appropriate timing to share it anyways. Come get your food monster fuckers 🫴
Since we're still in the Halloween mood, I guess it's appropriate timing to share it anyways. Come get your food monster fuckers 🫴
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I'm notoriously bad at promoting myself, so this is months late. But this is a project I got to work on as a writer! It was a lot of fun.
Since we're still in the Halloween mood, I guess it's appropriate timing to share it anyways. Come get your food monster fuckers 🫴
Since we're still in the Halloween mood, I guess it's appropriate timing to share it anyways. Come get your food monster fuckers 🫴
I need Trish in this.
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I need Trish in this.
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Alright, I definitely need to resize the arm holes so they can lay better and then hem it. I have no idea how to do that, but I'll look it up later. I don't particularly like sewing, but I can't pay anyone to do it at the moment, and I need more things to wear.
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Alright, I definitely need to resize the arm holes so they can lay better and then hem it. I have no idea how to do that, but I'll look it up later. I don't particularly like sewing, but I can't pay anyone to do it at the moment, and I need more things to wear.
I have this shirt I never use because it's just never cold enough for it here. I'm thinking about removing the sleeves to turn it into a bisexual sleeveless turtleneck. But I don't want to fuck it up. Any advice from my mutuals who are more knowledgeable in sewing than me? 😅
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I have this shirt I never use because it's just never cold enough for it here. I'm thinking about removing the sleeves to turn it into a bisexual sleeveless turtleneck. But I don't want to fuck it up. Any advice from my mutuals who are more knowledgeable in sewing than me? 😅
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November 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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August 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I'm notoriously bad at promoting myself, so this is months late. But this is a project I got to work on as a writer! It was a lot of fun.
Since we're still in the Halloween mood, I guess it's appropriate timing to share it anyways. Come get your food monster fuckers 🫴
Since we're still in the Halloween mood, I guess it's appropriate timing to share it anyways. Come get your food monster fuckers 🫴
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I'm notoriously bad at promoting myself, so this is months late. But this is a project I got to work on as a writer! It was a lot of fun.
Since we're still in the Halloween mood, I guess it's appropriate timing to share it anyways. Come get your food monster fuckers 🫴
Since we're still in the Halloween mood, I guess it's appropriate timing to share it anyways. Come get your food monster fuckers 🫴
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November 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM