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IM A BIG MONSTER THAT MAKES DICE AND LITTLE MONSTERS

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I JUST WANNA
DRINK SOME BLOOD
SQUASH SOME SLUGS
STIR SOME BREW
AND CUT OFF A DEAD MAAAAAAAANS OLD TOE
February 13, 2026 at 5:17 PM
A MIMIC BUT ITS A SOCK AND IT SUCKS YOUR DICK
February 13, 2026 at 5:23 AM
A MIMIC AND ITS UNDERWEAR AND IT LICKS YOUR BUTTHOLE
February 13, 2026 at 5:23 AM
I MADE AND FINISHED 5 SETS OF DICE THIS WEEK. A PERSONAL RECORD OF PRODUCTIVITY.

ITS TIME TO ROLL OUT SOME COOL SHIT SOON
February 13, 2026 at 2:43 AM
NEW DISPLAY FOR MY DICE AT TOY SHOWS.
February 11, 2026 at 12:17 AM
FINALLY GETTING SHIT DONE
February 8, 2026 at 3:25 AM
UPDATE. IVE BEEN MAKING STUFF
February 6, 2026 at 11:37 PM
NEW SETS BUT IF YOU WANT ONE YOU HAVE TO COME TO THE TOY SHOW IN TEXAS.
OR IDK SEND ME A MESSAGE
February 6, 2026 at 11:36 PM
WE ARE AT LEVELS OF BACK NEVER RECORDED BEFORE
February 5, 2026 at 3:11 AM
FINALLY GONNA USE ALL THOSE DEAD SPIDERS IVE BEEN COLLECTING
January 30, 2026 at 2:59 AM
THE EVIL IS STORED IN THE BALLS
January 30, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I MADE A ROBOT. OUT OF MEAT. A WALKING SNACK.
January 29, 2026 at 6:01 PM
FIRST WORD YOU SEE IS HOW YOUR 2026 WILL GO
January 28, 2026 at 6:29 PM
ITS REALLY FUNNY TO GRIND UP A MORTAL, GRIND THEM TO SAUSAGE, CAST A RESURRECTION SPELL AND WATCH THE SAUSAGES WRITHE AND JUMP AROUND. WONDER IF IT HURTS.
January 27, 2026 at 6:05 PM
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. CAN'T MAKE AN OMELET WITHOUT DRAWING A LITTLE BLOOD
January 26, 2026 at 2:58 AM
TRYING TO MAKE MORE REGULAR TIME FOR PAINTING.
January 25, 2026 at 10:23 PM
IM IN YOUR BASEMENT MAKING SPOOKY SOUNDS. MOANING AND BANGING SHIT
January 24, 2026 at 12:58 AM
OK MAYBE WE WILL STILL MAKE SOME 7 SETS
January 15, 2026 at 11:13 PM
OH YEAH WELL IF YOU ARE SUCH A BIG FAN OF SANDWICHES NAME THEM ALL
January 15, 2026 at 9:16 PM
28 YEARS LATER
BONER TOWER
January 15, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I NEED TO DO SOMETHING EITH THESE
January 15, 2026 at 5:12 AM
I ALSO MADE THESE THINGS TO LOOK LIKE A WALL AT A TATTOO SHOP BUT IM STUCK ON WHAT COLOR TO INK THEM THAT WONT GET LOST ON THE ART. THINKING FLOURESCENT GREEN.
January 15, 2026 at 12:57 AM
FORGOT I MADE THESE 90'S SHOW BLOSSOM LOOKING ASS DICE
January 15, 2026 at 12:50 AM
DAMN I GUESS WE ARENT GETTING A REBOOT OF THIS DELICACY
January 14, 2026 at 4:42 PM
MY SOUL IS BLACK
MY HEART IS BLACK
MY LIVER IS ALSO BLACK
AND SO IS MY BLADDER.
MOST OF MY INTERNAL ORGANS ARE BLACK.
January 13, 2026 at 2:22 AM