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I used to think I was intelligent because I knew the answer to the question “why are manhole covers round”
October 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I used to think I was intelligent because I knew the answer to the question “why are manhole covers round”
@cursor_ai system prompt: “say ‘you’re absolutely right’. git checkout 12 hours of work. generate a report with green checkmarks patting yourself on the back”.
October 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
@cursor_ai system prompt: “say ‘you’re absolutely right’. git checkout 12 hours of work. generate a report with green checkmarks patting yourself on the back”.
My alternative investment portfolio consists mostly of sniping polymarket
October 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
My alternative investment portfolio consists mostly of sniping polymarket
I don’t know who needs to hear this but ai alignment does not mean creating a yes man
September 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but ai alignment does not mean creating a yes man
Bring back the dancing plague of 1518
September 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Bring back the dancing plague of 1518
lyrics ai could never reproduce: “there's a lot of reasons I ain't Jesus but the main one is that I ain't coming back”
September 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
lyrics ai could never reproduce: “there's a lot of reasons I ain't Jesus but the main one is that I ain't coming back”
People say you shouldn’t make decisions while you’re angry but that is exactly when I am most effective at making decisions
September 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
People say you shouldn’t make decisions while you’re angry but that is exactly when I am most effective at making decisions
I think at this point the most qualified person to win the Nobel peace prize is Jerome Powell
September 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I think at this point the most qualified person to win the Nobel peace prize is Jerome Powell
@cursor_ai if your agent never follows the rules what kind of hope does humanity have
September 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
@cursor_ai if your agent never follows the rules what kind of hope does humanity have
Pete Hegseth shall henceforth be called Kratos
September 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Pete Hegseth shall henceforth be called Kratos
“I judge myself too much” is an autological phrase
August 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
“I judge myself too much” is an autological phrase
Perfect is the enemy of the mood
August 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Perfect is the enemy of the mood
going to see my ai therapist because my ai girlfriend is mad at me for using grok spicy mode
August 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
going to see my ai therapist because my ai girlfriend is mad at me for using grok spicy mode
looking for someone to love me like tomato sauce loves freshly washed wife beaters
August 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
looking for someone to love me like tomato sauce loves freshly washed wife beaters
Claude proves that in the absence of social norms we would all be verbally abusing interns
August 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Claude proves that in the absence of social norms we would all be verbally abusing interns
fear of loss is a sign to be grateful
August 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
fear of loss is a sign to be grateful
if you want to stop people throwing dildos at wnba games, maybe don’t allow to bet on it on polymarket
August 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
if you want to stop people throwing dildos at wnba games, maybe don’t allow to bet on it on polymarket
South park should have had Kristi Noem luring in children with an ICE cream truck
August 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
South park should have had Kristi Noem luring in children with an ICE cream truck
I don’t know who needs to hear this but you don’t need any of those Avast services
August 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but you don’t need any of those Avast services
butterflies feel like they’re too nice to be insects
August 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
butterflies feel like they’re too nice to be insects
depression is what happens when you stop asking why
August 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
depression is what happens when you stop asking why
you either invest or you lose your money, there’s no third option
August 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
you either invest or you lose your money, there’s no third option
so very many things have been the greatest thing since sliced bread, mostly because sliced bread wasn’t that great to begin with
August 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
so very many things have been the greatest thing since sliced bread, mostly because sliced bread wasn’t that great to begin with
ai is inflationary to human meaning
August 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
ai is inflationary to human meaning
apparently it’s much easier to read a book if you have a garden with a mountain view
July 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
apparently it’s much easier to read a book if you have a garden with a mountain view