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@omobams.bsky.social
If you stress me, I will run away from you but don’t test me 🥂
What a nice springy weather. Everyone seems tired of the cold already with the amount of shorts I have seen people put on this week.
March 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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You will never make me feel guilty for critiquing the million dollar dresses being worn by the most beautiful millionaires in the world, at a convention of other beautiful millionaires, while I am lying in my one bed flat, wearing a onesie I haven’t washed in a week.
March 3, 2025 at 9:59 AM
The amount of German I have spoken at the salon today, ich habe kopfschmerzen.
March 1, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Mondays are always chilled and laid back at work .The week picks up from Tuesday and it’s a hell of a ride going from there.
February 24, 2025 at 10:21 AM
February 24, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Men will shame you , women will embarrass you . Isn’t it a woman he is jumping to next? A woman agreed to do life with him after all the stories going round, tsk!
February 13, 2025 at 8:26 AM
February 5, 2025 at 12:16 PM
New read for the month.
February 5, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I remember when I was working for an automobile company and this lady called in to ask for the tyre size of her vehicle.

I told her where to check on her tyres incase of next time and she goes “how am I to know where it is ? I am a lady! “Oh , me that is talking to you is what ? A goat?
January 28, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I need her not to grant any interview for a long time and allow him do all the talking so the world can truly see him as a sinister person .
January 27, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Innocent just helped her redirect the back lashing she has been getting to himself now.

He should enjoy the new fame he is about to get .

They both need to find their healing away from each other .
January 27, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Annie should have left him long time not him now pulling the trigger when she is getting back lash from the show.
January 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Wolves and Bournemouth, stand on business and do the job.
January 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
This skelly’s red card is quite ridiculous. PGMOL will come up with a funny statement as usual .
January 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This turban I tied to work today I should be ready to answer questions from my inquisitive colleagues 🤣🤣

I have gotten one “ohhhhh schön turban, sehr schön”. More is to come, I can bet that 🤣🤣
January 24, 2025 at 7:12 AM
The price of Ankara and adire has gone up because of the RTW vendors. Aso oke has joined the queue too🤦‍♀️
January 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
There is a lot going on in the Nigerian RTW market scene.

I cannot understand why a top and skirt or pant is sold at different prices yet it is a set .

Make it make sense fgs.
January 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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There were better shows on Netflix when it cost $10 a month
January 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Meine chefin gesheckt mir einen schönen blumen🥺

Ich bin sehr glücklish!
January 22, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I have successfully influenced two of my colleagues to either always get their nails done or get it polished .

My work outchea is done.
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January 22, 2025 at 8:51 AM
January 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I am curious to see Haaland’s pay check.
January 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I love the smell of new books .
January 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The earpiece is very practical compared to the pods .
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Buying someone thing from your website doesn’t mean you should hold onto my email address and spam me half to death!
What happened to just using my email to send me shipping notifications?
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM