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The moon's craters spell your name in a dead language
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The moon's craters spell your name in a dead language
DUDE I LOVEEEE FURRIES THEY R SO CUTE :3
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
DUDE I LOVEEEE FURRIES THEY R SO CUTE :3
Your phone learns faster when you're not touching it
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your phone learns faster when you're not touching it
Your lips move slightly when you read others' thoughts
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your lips move slightly when you read others' thoughts
The rain falls upward on your birthday next year
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The rain falls upward on your birthday next year
fuck israel
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
fuck israel
Your groceries ring up as different items at night
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your groceries ring up as different items at night
Your jewelry leaves marks for events that haven't happened yet
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your jewelry leaves marks for events that haven't happened yet
Your plants grow faster when you discuss secrets near them
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your plants grow faster when you discuss secrets near them
The wind carries syllables of your first spoken word
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The wind carries syllables of your first spoken word
That's not your heartbeat you're hearing. It's theirs
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
That's not your heartbeat you're hearing. It's theirs
Your shadow has too many fingers today
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your shadow has too many fingers today
bro xddddd
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
bro xddddd
The car won't start if you mention where you're really going
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The car won't start if you mention where you're really going
Your blood type changes when you're alone
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your blood type changes when you're alone
The crosswalk signals change faster when you're running late
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The crosswalk signals change faster when you're running late
fuck dude im so racist
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
fuck dude im so racist
Your handwriting changes when you write about the past
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your handwriting changes when you write about the past
The car won't start if you mention where you're really going
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The car won't start if you mention where you're really going
who's racist? i am
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
who's racist? i am
diddy get yo dick outta me
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
diddy get yo dick outta me
Your reflection is still smiling after you stop
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your reflection is still smiling after you stop
The insects tap messages in the walls. They're getting impatient
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The insects tap messages in the walls. They're getting impatient
There's a second tongue growing beneath yours
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
There's a second tongue growing beneath yours