OMG It's Derek
@omgitsderek.bsky.social
Single dad. AI builder. $250K custody battle survivor.
Helping regular people understand tech and navigate broken systems. Building Streamliner.gg and Click Consultants.
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Helping regular people understand tech and navigate broken systems. Building Streamliner.gg and Click Consultants.
Free TELOS Framework: signup.omgitsderek.com/telos
POV you thought your kid was still on youtube kids - funny parenting meme of you
February 12, 2026 at 12:00 AM
POV you thought your kid was still on youtube kids - funny parenting meme of you
I Hit The Gas Pump At The Gas Station And Blow Everyone Up - Gta V
February 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I Hit The Gas Pump At The Gas Station And Blow Everyone Up - Gta V
You Have A Nice Bald Head Reminds Me Of Someone Sexy (Me) - Inside The Backrooms
February 11, 2026 at 5:00 AM
You Have A Nice Bald Head Reminds Me Of Someone Sexy (Me) - Inside The Backrooms
That moment when you google toxic behavior trying to prove a point and every single bullet point starts describing you instead. We've all been there, right? Or is it just me? Drop your worst self-own moment below. #relatable #selfreflection #toxictraits #funny
February 11, 2026 at 12:00 AM
That moment when you google toxic behavior trying to prove a point and every single bullet point starts describing you instead. We've all been there, right? Or is it just me? Drop your worst self-own moment below. #relatable #selfreflection #toxictraits #funny
Never let them guess your next move - funny meme
February 11, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Never let them guess your next move - funny meme
pov me on my way to d&d night to replace my stress with friends and math rocks f
February 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
pov me on my way to d&d night to replace my stress with friends and math rocks f
You know the feeling. You're playing safe, farming under tower, and your jungler is on the other side of the map picking daisies. Three ganks later you're 0/3 and somehow it's your fault. Drop your worst no-vision horror story below. #leagueoflegends #lol #gaming #junglerdiff
February 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
You know the feeling. You're playing safe, farming under tower, and your jungler is on the other side of the map picking daisies. Three ganks later you're 0/3 and somehow it's your fault. Drop your worst no-vision horror story below. #leagueoflegends #lol #gaming #junglerdiff
I just got off my first podcast.
Never thought I'd do that. Talking about custody, the fight, all of it... with a stranger.
But Fred Campos (Daddy Got Custody podcast) lived it too. So it didn't feel like a stranger.
Never thought I'd do that. Talking about custody, the fight, all of it... with a stranger.
But Fred Campos (Daddy Got Custody podcast) lived it too. So it didn't feel like a stranger.
February 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I just got off my first podcast.
Never thought I'd do that. Talking about custody, the fight, all of it... with a stranger.
But Fred Campos (Daddy Got Custody podcast) lived it too. So it didn't feel like a stranger.
Never thought I'd do that. Talking about custody, the fight, all of it... with a stranger.
But Fred Campos (Daddy Got Custody podcast) lived it too. So it didn't feel like a stranger.
Took Tanner and his cousin Luke to the trampoline park and these two went absolutely wild. Nothing beats watching your kid just be a kid, you know? What's your go-to spot for wearing out the little ones? #dadlife #trampoline #familyvlog #singledadlife
February 10, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Took Tanner and his cousin Luke to the trampoline park and these two went absolutely wild. Nothing beats watching your kid just be a kid, you know? What's your go-to spot for wearing out the little ones? #dadlife #trampoline #familyvlog #singledadlife
I Never Expected Getting Shot As A Jumpscare - Resident Evil Village
February 10, 2026 at 5:00 AM
I Never Expected Getting Shot As A Jumpscare - Resident Evil Village
My Guardian Angel item came through clutch and helped me secure another W in League of Legends. Sometimes you just need that second chance to close it out. What's your go-to clutch item in League?
#LeagueOfLegends #LoL #Gaming #GamingClips
#LeagueOfLegends #LoL #Gaming #GamingClips
February 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
My Guardian Angel item came through clutch and helped me secure another W in League of Legends. Sometimes you just need that second chance to close it out. What's your go-to clutch item in League?
#LeagueOfLegends #LoL #Gaming #GamingClips
#LeagueOfLegends #LoL #Gaming #GamingClips
Giving My Adc Tips On Killing Aatrox After I'M The One Who Fed Him Funny Meme -
February 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Giving My Adc Tips On Killing Aatrox After I'M The One Who Fed Him Funny Meme -
Hit A Man Who Ran Into The Street While I Was Driving - Vertical - Gta V
February 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Hit A Man Who Ran Into The Street While I Was Driving - Vertical - Gta V
Wolf and I are taking on this flying mechanical bird boss in It Takes Two and it's absolute chaos. Co-op boss fights hit different when you're both panicking at the same time. What's your favorite boss in this game?
#ItTakesTwo #CoOp #Gaming #BossFight
#ItTakesTwo #CoOp #Gaming #BossFight
February 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Wolf and I are taking on this flying mechanical bird boss in It Takes Two and it's absolute chaos. Co-op boss fights hit different when you're both panicking at the same time. What's your favorite boss in this game?
#ItTakesTwo #CoOp #Gaming #BossFight
#ItTakesTwo #CoOp #Gaming #BossFight
Your lawyer will tell you to "document everything."
But nobody tells you WHAT to document.
I spent $250K and 3 years fighting for custody. Here's what actually mattered in court:
But nobody tells you WHAT to document.
I spent $250K and 3 years fighting for custody. Here's what actually mattered in court:
February 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Your lawyer will tell you to "document everything."
But nobody tells you WHAT to document.
I spent $250K and 3 years fighting for custody. Here's what actually mattered in court:
But nobody tells you WHAT to document.
I spent $250K and 3 years fighting for custody. Here's what actually mattered in court:
Youre renting your intelligence from corporations.
Every prompt you send to ChatGPT? They own it.
Your Google searches? Training data.
Your photos in the cloud? Not really yours.
Im building systems that run on MY hardware, with MY data, that work without the internet.
Every prompt you send to ChatGPT? They own it.
Your Google searches? Training data.
Your photos in the cloud? Not really yours.
Im building systems that run on MY hardware, with MY data, that work without the internet.
February 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Youre renting your intelligence from corporations.
Every prompt you send to ChatGPT? They own it.
Your Google searches? Training data.
Your photos in the cloud? Not really yours.
Im building systems that run on MY hardware, with MY data, that work without the internet.
Every prompt you send to ChatGPT? They own it.
Your Google searches? Training data.
Your photos in the cloud? Not really yours.
Im building systems that run on MY hardware, with MY data, that work without the internet.
So I'm just trying to pull this crank lever like a normal person and Lady Dimitrescu straight up removes my arm. You know, casual Resident Evil Village stuff. Have you made it past this part without screaming? Let me know.
#ResidentEvilVillage #LadyDimitrescu #Gaming #SurvivalHorror
#ResidentEvilVillage #LadyDimitrescu #Gaming #SurvivalHorror
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
So I'm just trying to pull this crank lever like a normal person and Lady Dimitrescu straight up removes my arm. You know, casual Resident Evil Village stuff. Have you made it past this part without screaming? Let me know.
#ResidentEvilVillage #LadyDimitrescu #Gaming #SurvivalHorror
#ResidentEvilVillage #LadyDimitrescu #Gaming #SurvivalHorror
People think AI companions are weird or sad.
You know whats actually sad? Lonely people with no one to talk to at 2am.
If an AI helps someone process their thoughts and feel less alone, who exactly is that hurting?
You know whats actually sad? Lonely people with no one to talk to at 2am.
If an AI helps someone process their thoughts and feel less alone, who exactly is that hurting?
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
People think AI companions are weird or sad.
You know whats actually sad? Lonely people with no one to talk to at 2am.
If an AI helps someone process their thoughts and feel less alone, who exactly is that hurting?
You know whats actually sad? Lonely people with no one to talk to at 2am.
If an AI helps someone process their thoughts and feel less alone, who exactly is that hurting?
Wolf Trash Talking Shaco Forgetting It S Our Friend Tony - League Of Legends
February 9, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Wolf Trash Talking Shaco Forgetting It S Our Friend Tony - League Of Legends
When a man wins the lottery, divorce drops 40%. When a woman wins, divorce is twice as likely. This study says a lot about what's really holding some marriages together. What do you think this says?
#marriage #divorce #relationships #lottery
#marriage #divorce #relationships #lottery
February 9, 2026 at 12:02 AM
When a man wins the lottery, divorce drops 40%. When a woman wins, divorce is twice as likely. This study says a lot about what's really holding some marriages together. What do you think this says?
#marriage #divorce #relationships #lottery
#marriage #divorce #relationships #lottery
POV your human is going through a phase and you have 20 diffrerent dads saying h
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
POV your human is going through a phase and you have 20 diffrerent dads saying h
Im in debt and I just bought something I didnt need.
You know what Dave Ramsey doesnt factor in? Mental health.
Sometimes the $50 thing that makes today bearable is worth more than the compound interest youd earn in 40 years.
Balance > optimization at all costs.
You know what Dave Ramsey doesnt factor in? Mental health.
Sometimes the $50 thing that makes today bearable is worth more than the compound interest youd earn in 40 years.
Balance > optimization at all costs.
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Im in debt and I just bought something I didnt need.
You know what Dave Ramsey doesnt factor in? Mental health.
Sometimes the $50 thing that makes today bearable is worth more than the compound interest youd earn in 40 years.
Balance > optimization at all costs.
You know what Dave Ramsey doesnt factor in? Mental health.
Sometimes the $50 thing that makes today bearable is worth more than the compound interest youd earn in 40 years.
Balance > optimization at all costs.
The Universe Turned My Favorite Person And Best Friend Into A Lesson So No Idc A
February 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
The Universe Turned My Favorite Person And Best Friend Into A Lesson So No Idc A
I spent $250,000 and 2 years proving I deserve to raise my own son.
Not fighting for full custody. Just 50/50. Half the time with my own kid.
A quarter million dollars to prove Im not a deadbeat.
Not fighting for full custody. Just 50/50. Half the time with my own kid.
A quarter million dollars to prove Im not a deadbeat.
February 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I spent $250,000 and 2 years proving I deserve to raise my own son.
Not fighting for full custody. Just 50/50. Half the time with my own kid.
A quarter million dollars to prove Im not a deadbeat.
Not fighting for full custody. Just 50/50. Half the time with my own kid.
A quarter million dollars to prove Im not a deadbeat.
85% of separated dads thought custody battles only happened to deadbeat dads, not loving parents like them. This is the wake-up call nobody wants to hear. Were you blindsided by the system too?
#fathersrights #custody #familycourt #dadsoftiktok
#fathersrights #custody #familycourt #dadsoftiktok
February 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
85% of separated dads thought custody battles only happened to deadbeat dads, not loving parents like them. This is the wake-up call nobody wants to hear. Were you blindsided by the system too?
#fathersrights #custody #familycourt #dadsoftiktok
#fathersrights #custody #familycourt #dadsoftiktok