Even if I wanted to follow TikTok creators on Instagram, my feed would be 90% ads and people I don’t follow.

Imagine the guy who bursts into Mark Zuckerbergs office yelling “MARK. THEYRE LEARNING MANDARIN. PEOPLE ARENT GOING TO MOVE TO FACEBOOK OR INSTAGRAM. THEY DOWNLOADED THE CHINESE VERSION OF TIKTOK! THEY WENT STRAIGHT TO THE CHINESE!!”

Oh to be a fly on the wall 😭

sometimes walmart's inspirational Luigi wall sticker is all that keeps me going some days

Luigi Mangione being escorted reminds me of Superman in cuffs lol. All that for a dude who wouldn’t hurt the innocent.

It’s great watch Elden Ring fans cry and throw tantrums cuz the DLC didn’t with GOTY. I saw way too many meaning hella rude during voting time and trynna dunk on anyone showing criticism. Astro bot is great and yall deserve that L for being that annoying since the nominees got announced

NYPD: Who is this guy!? His form is amazing. What does he do to be this good???

Him the night before:
Alright gang, hopping off Valorant for the night. Gotta be up early tomorrow. Depending on how things go I’ll hop on discord in a week or two to get some dubs again. See ya