Ollie 🧟♀️
@ollieeatsbrains.satan.social
Just your friendly, neighborhood zombie.
It/they/he/she NB (my gender rotted away ages ago)
Allergic to Phoenix Down
Ttrpg/writing/sci-fi/fantasy/nerd
[[PFP by federicodonqui on social platform formerly known as twitter]]
It/they/he/she NB (my gender rotted away ages ago)
Allergic to Phoenix Down
Ttrpg/writing/sci-fi/fantasy/nerd
[[PFP by federicodonqui on social platform formerly known as twitter]]
Guys! Dont buy welcome mats for your front door!
The vampires! They can use them!
The vampires! They can use them!
February 8, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Guys! Dont buy welcome mats for your front door!
The vampires! They can use them!
The vampires! They can use them!
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Okay...
GOD'S JUNK DRAWER is about a man who--as a boy--was lost with his dad and older sister in a prehistoric valley filled with dinosaurs, cavemen, and much more.
He somehow made it out.
Now he's figured out how to go back... but accidentally brings a bunch of his grad students with him.
GOD'S JUNK DRAWER is about a man who--as a boy--was lost with his dad and older sister in a prehistoric valley filled with dinosaurs, cavemen, and much more.
He somehow made it out.
Now he's figured out how to go back... but accidentally brings a bunch of his grad students with him.
January 29, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Okay...
GOD'S JUNK DRAWER is about a man who--as a boy--was lost with his dad and older sister in a prehistoric valley filled with dinosaurs, cavemen, and much more.
He somehow made it out.
Now he's figured out how to go back... but accidentally brings a bunch of his grad students with him.
GOD'S JUNK DRAWER is about a man who--as a boy--was lost with his dad and older sister in a prehistoric valley filled with dinosaurs, cavemen, and much more.
He somehow made it out.
Now he's figured out how to go back... but accidentally brings a bunch of his grad students with him.
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By the way, you can still order cookies online from these trans and non-binary scouts and troops.
www.erininthemorning.com/p/2026-trans...
www.erininthemorning.com/p/2026-trans...
January 29, 2026 at 11:40 PM
By the way, you can still order cookies online from these trans and non-binary scouts and troops.
www.erininthemorning.com/p/2026-trans...
www.erininthemorning.com/p/2026-trans...
My next D&D character will be a shapeshifter named Hugh Amai (who am i) with a brother named Wat and sister named Idano
January 29, 2026 at 12:57 PM
My next D&D character will be a shapeshifter named Hugh Amai (who am i) with a brother named Wat and sister named Idano
Saved literally on the last 5 minutes!
January 10, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Saved literally on the last 5 minutes!
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If you use Discord and want to tell them how you feel about them adding AI tools, here's a link to the survey. Share it far & wide. Let them know we don't want it. discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
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January 10, 2026 at 6:11 AM
If you use Discord and want to tell them how you feel about them adding AI tools, here's a link to the survey. Share it far & wide. Let them know we don't want it. discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
Down to the final 24 hours and we are SO CLOSE! The MAZE comic is almost 70% funded.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/oll...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/oll...
MAZE 1: Staken, not Stirred
A socially awkward vampire hunter struggles to look cool while hunting... vampires.
www.kickstarter.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Down to the final 24 hours and we are SO CLOSE! The MAZE comic is almost 70% funded.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/oll...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/oll...
Podcast ideas for 2026:
Two Mimes on Tough Topics (mimes mime politics)
Vows of Silence (two silent monks meditate with eachother)
Chats with Dead Presidents (we use a quija board to summon presidents, theyre only audible on recordings so we dont even know if they showed up)
Two Mimes on Tough Topics (mimes mime politics)
Vows of Silence (two silent monks meditate with eachother)
Chats with Dead Presidents (we use a quija board to summon presidents, theyre only audible on recordings so we dont even know if they showed up)
January 8, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Podcast ideas for 2026:
Two Mimes on Tough Topics (mimes mime politics)
Vows of Silence (two silent monks meditate with eachother)
Chats with Dead Presidents (we use a quija board to summon presidents, theyre only audible on recordings so we dont even know if they showed up)
Two Mimes on Tough Topics (mimes mime politics)
Vows of Silence (two silent monks meditate with eachother)
Chats with Dead Presidents (we use a quija board to summon presidents, theyre only audible on recordings so we dont even know if they showed up)
I painstakingly wrote a book journal documenting every book I've read over the last 7 years... and lost it.
I copied it off my goodreads, from another book journal, and a google sheet ive kept, combining them all into one neatly organized blank book I lined myself.
Lost in in less than a week.
I copied it off my goodreads, from another book journal, and a google sheet ive kept, combining them all into one neatly organized blank book I lined myself.
Lost in in less than a week.
January 2, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I painstakingly wrote a book journal documenting every book I've read over the last 7 years... and lost it.
I copied it off my goodreads, from another book journal, and a google sheet ive kept, combining them all into one neatly organized blank book I lined myself.
Lost in in less than a week.
I copied it off my goodreads, from another book journal, and a google sheet ive kept, combining them all into one neatly organized blank book I lined myself.
Lost in in less than a week.
Happy new year, y'all
January 1, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Happy new year, y'all
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And if this is the first time you're hearing about It's Storytime, I want you to know about it! It's my new short fiction audiobook podcast. New episodes drop every Wednesday, wherever you get your podcasts.
If you're already a listener, thank you! I'd love for you to rate and review us.
If you're already a listener, thank you! I'd love for you to rate and review us.
It’s Storytime with Wil Wheaton
You may recognize Wil Wheaton’s name from his acting work in television shows like The Big Bang Theory, Leverage, and Star Trek: The Next Generation, or 1985’s timeless classic, Stand B…
wilwheaton.net
December 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
And if this is the first time you're hearing about It's Storytime, I want you to know about it! It's my new short fiction audiobook podcast. New episodes drop every Wednesday, wherever you get your podcasts.
If you're already a listener, thank you! I'd love for you to rate and review us.
If you're already a listener, thank you! I'd love for you to rate and review us.
Reposted by Ollie 🧟♀️
Some some of my cheap stuff for your New Year's ebook reading:
The Everything Box for $.99
Devil in the Dollhouse: A Sandman Slim Story for $.99
Across the Dark Water (a longish short story) for $1.99
The Secret of Insects (my story collection with a new Candy short) for $6.99
The Everything Box for $.99
Devil in the Dollhouse: A Sandman Slim Story for $.99
Across the Dark Water (a longish short story) for $1.99
The Secret of Insects (my story collection with a new Candy short) for $6.99
December 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Some some of my cheap stuff for your New Year's ebook reading:
The Everything Box for $.99
Devil in the Dollhouse: A Sandman Slim Story for $.99
Across the Dark Water (a longish short story) for $1.99
The Secret of Insects (my story collection with a new Candy short) for $6.99
The Everything Box for $.99
Devil in the Dollhouse: A Sandman Slim Story for $.99
Across the Dark Water (a longish short story) for $1.99
The Secret of Insects (my story collection with a new Candy short) for $6.99
Dear Gmail
Please, for the love of god, stop giving me notifications for 3 month old emails!
Minding my own business when I get a notification from my bank that my large transaction was a success.
Im like, WHAT THE FU- oh... this is from fucking October.
Please... stop it...
Please, for the love of god, stop giving me notifications for 3 month old emails!
Minding my own business when I get a notification from my bank that my large transaction was a success.
Im like, WHAT THE FU- oh... this is from fucking October.
Please... stop it...
December 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Dear Gmail
Please, for the love of god, stop giving me notifications for 3 month old emails!
Minding my own business when I get a notification from my bank that my large transaction was a success.
Im like, WHAT THE FU- oh... this is from fucking October.
Please... stop it...
Please, for the love of god, stop giving me notifications for 3 month old emails!
Minding my own business when I get a notification from my bank that my large transaction was a success.
Im like, WHAT THE FU- oh... this is from fucking October.
Please... stop it...
I remain undefeated in Clue
December 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I remain undefeated in Clue
It always blows my mind when I search for new zombie podcasts and find some podcast from 10 years ago I never heard of.
I do deep dives into this subject regularly, where have these been hiding?!
I do deep dives into this subject regularly, where have these been hiding?!
December 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
It always blows my mind when I search for new zombie podcasts and find some podcast from 10 years ago I never heard of.
I do deep dives into this subject regularly, where have these been hiding?!
I do deep dives into this subject regularly, where have these been hiding?!
There was an ad for "Happy Cat Socks" and my first thought was "wow, actually advertising Happy Fat Cocks at me? Oh, wait."
December 28, 2025 at 1:01 PM
There was an ad for "Happy Cat Socks" and my first thought was "wow, actually advertising Happy Fat Cocks at me? Oh, wait."
I forgot what "Description" meant for a solid 30 seconds.
I thought it was synonymous with "Unsubscribe"
I thought it was synonymous with "Unsubscribe"
December 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I forgot what "Description" meant for a solid 30 seconds.
I thought it was synonymous with "Unsubscribe"
I thought it was synonymous with "Unsubscribe"
I've been practicing my Canva skills to keep the zombie fans aware and entertained!
Check me oiut on IG, so I know all this effort is worth it!
www.instagram.com/zombiemediad...
Check me oiut on IG, so I know all this effort is worth it!
www.instagram.com/zombiemediad...
December 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I've been practicing my Canva skills to keep the zombie fans aware and entertained!
Check me oiut on IG, so I know all this effort is worth it!
www.instagram.com/zombiemediad...
Check me oiut on IG, so I know all this effort is worth it!
www.instagram.com/zombiemediad...
The Zombie infection has spread to a school of goldfish...
That's troubling.
That's troubling.
December 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The Zombie infection has spread to a school of goldfish...
That's troubling.
That's troubling.
Imagine:
Mangione, a musical by Lin Manuel Miranda
Mangione, a musical by Lin Manuel Miranda
December 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Imagine:
Mangione, a musical by Lin Manuel Miranda
Mangione, a musical by Lin Manuel Miranda
Movies be like: "The guns arent working! Quick, shoot harder!"
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Movies be like: "The guns arent working! Quick, shoot harder!"
Naming my fists Taco and Bell because I'm gunna f**k up your insides
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Naming my fists Taco and Bell because I'm gunna f**k up your insides
I raided an arc today.
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I raided an arc today.
Arc Raiders idea: a skill where when you're down you have the option to surrender... but also the option to pull the pins on whatever grenades you're carrying.
Blow up griefers... or potentially aid your allies against some robot that stomped you.
But mostly grief griefers
Blow up griefers... or potentially aid your allies against some robot that stomped you.
But mostly grief griefers
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Arc Raiders idea: a skill where when you're down you have the option to surrender... but also the option to pull the pins on whatever grenades you're carrying.
Blow up griefers... or potentially aid your allies against some robot that stomped you.
But mostly grief griefers
Blow up griefers... or potentially aid your allies against some robot that stomped you.
But mostly grief griefers
I think a cool feature for Arc Raiders would be a loot drop. There are escape hatches, so have other hatches where you can just drop your loot so you can secure some of it even if you dont make it back.
It could have very limited cargo slots, or cost some coin.
A smugglers drop
It could have very limited cargo slots, or cost some coin.
A smugglers drop
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I think a cool feature for Arc Raiders would be a loot drop. There are escape hatches, so have other hatches where you can just drop your loot so you can secure some of it even if you dont make it back.
It could have very limited cargo slots, or cost some coin.
A smugglers drop
It could have very limited cargo slots, or cost some coin.
A smugglers drop