Ollie 🧟♀️
@ollieeatsbrains.satan.social
Just your friendly, neighborhood zombie.
It/they/he/she NB (my gender rotted away ages ago)
Allergic to Phoenix Down
Ttrpg/writing/sci-fi/fantasy/nerd
[[PFP by federicodonqui on social platform formerly known as twitter]]
It/they/he/she NB (my gender rotted away ages ago)
Allergic to Phoenix Down
Ttrpg/writing/sci-fi/fantasy/nerd
[[PFP by federicodonqui on social platform formerly known as twitter]]
MAZE the comic book was 30% funded after 1 day! 🥹🥹 I have never felt so supported before! Thank you all!
If this momentum keeps up I might actually be able to make PRINT COPIES!
Link to the kckstarter below!
If this momentum keeps up I might actually be able to make PRINT COPIES!
Link to the kckstarter below!
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
MAZE the comic book was 30% funded after 1 day! 🥹🥹 I have never felt so supported before! Thank you all!
If this momentum keeps up I might actually be able to make PRINT COPIES!
Link to the kckstarter below!
If this momentum keeps up I might actually be able to make PRINT COPIES!
Link to the kckstarter below!
I launched a kickstarter yesterday-ish, and before I even ran any promotions or sent links out in my socials I had 4 backers!
I honestly put this together thinking nothing would come of it [because I have that pessimist brain that says i will fail at everything] but this might actually come through!
I honestly put this together thinking nothing would come of it [because I have that pessimist brain that says i will fail at everything] but this might actually come through!
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I launched a kickstarter yesterday-ish, and before I even ran any promotions or sent links out in my socials I had 4 backers!
I honestly put this together thinking nothing would come of it [because I have that pessimist brain that says i will fail at everything] but this might actually come through!
I honestly put this together thinking nothing would come of it [because I have that pessimist brain that says i will fail at everything] but this might actually come through!
MAZE 1: Staken, not Stirred, via @Kickstarter www.kickstarter.com/projects/oll...
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
MAZE 1: Staken, not Stirred, via @Kickstarter www.kickstarter.com/projects/oll...
I am trying to watch Weak Hero but it is a VERY slow burn that drags the time with very slow conversations.
"Get off my desk"
20 seconds of intense silence.
"What did you just say?"
20 seconds of intense silence.
"You heard me."
20 seconds of intense silence.
"Say that again."
Its a slog.
"Get off my desk"
20 seconds of intense silence.
"What did you just say?"
20 seconds of intense silence.
"You heard me."
20 seconds of intense silence.
"Say that again."
Its a slog.
November 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I am trying to watch Weak Hero but it is a VERY slow burn that drags the time with very slow conversations.
"Get off my desk"
20 seconds of intense silence.
"What did you just say?"
20 seconds of intense silence.
"You heard me."
20 seconds of intense silence.
"Say that again."
Its a slog.
"Get off my desk"
20 seconds of intense silence.
"What did you just say?"
20 seconds of intense silence.
"You heard me."
20 seconds of intense silence.
"Say that again."
Its a slog.
Decisions decisions.
I have free time. Do I play Fallout 76, or do I work on my campaign in Foundry vtt?
I have free time. Do I play Fallout 76, or do I work on my campaign in Foundry vtt?
November 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Decisions decisions.
I have free time. Do I play Fallout 76, or do I work on my campaign in Foundry vtt?
I have free time. Do I play Fallout 76, or do I work on my campaign in Foundry vtt?
When I was in high school I used makeup to put dark circles under my eyes.
Now I use makeup to hide them.
Now I use makeup to hide them.
November 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
When I was in high school I used makeup to put dark circles under my eyes.
Now I use makeup to hide them.
Now I use makeup to hide them.
This is all I do on Facebook anymore.
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
This is all I do on Facebook anymore.
Zootopida is a zombie movie. Fight me.
November 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Zootopida is a zombie movie. Fight me.
Just saw a crucifix and it gave me a gnarly idea for a kite
November 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Just saw a crucifix and it gave me a gnarly idea for a kite
1: "up in the sky! It's a bird!"
2: "No, it's a plane!"
3: "Who loves a fuck?! There's a giant alien monster destroying the city and eating people!"
2: "No, it's a plane!"
3: "Who loves a fuck?! There's a giant alien monster destroying the city and eating people!"
October 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
1: "up in the sky! It's a bird!"
2: "No, it's a plane!"
3: "Who loves a fuck?! There's a giant alien monster destroying the city and eating people!"
2: "No, it's a plane!"
3: "Who loves a fuck?! There's a giant alien monster destroying the city and eating people!"
A zombie apocalypse started by a bad batch of viagra.
They take the pill, have a heart attack... but then, they rise again.
They're called stiffs.
They take the pill, have a heart attack... but then, they rise again.
They're called stiffs.
October 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
A zombie apocalypse started by a bad batch of viagra.
They take the pill, have a heart attack... but then, they rise again.
They're called stiffs.
They take the pill, have a heart attack... but then, they rise again.
They're called stiffs.
Movie/series idea;
A group is selected to colonize a new planet. They say goodbye to their loved ones and go into cryogenic freezing because its a 200 year journey.
200 years later they arrive and find the planet is already colonized (cont)
A group is selected to colonize a new planet. They say goodbye to their loved ones and go into cryogenic freezing because its a 200 year journey.
200 years later they arrive and find the planet is already colonized (cont)
September 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Movie/series idea;
A group is selected to colonize a new planet. They say goodbye to their loved ones and go into cryogenic freezing because its a 200 year journey.
200 years later they arrive and find the planet is already colonized (cont)
A group is selected to colonize a new planet. They say goodbye to their loved ones and go into cryogenic freezing because its a 200 year journey.
200 years later they arrive and find the planet is already colonized (cont)
Y'all... I just noticed the Arrivals board in the Peak airport is morse code and lists the game developers
August 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Y'all... I just noticed the Arrivals board in the Peak airport is morse code and lists the game developers
Y'all... I just heard the Backstreet Boys are, in fact, back.
According to the Backstreet Boys, "As long as there is music we'll be coming back again"
Last I checked, there is still music... so, are they coming back?
Last I checked, there is still music... so, are they coming back?
August 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Y'all... I just heard the Backstreet Boys are, in fact, back.
According to the Backstreet Boys, "As long as there is music we'll be coming back again"
Last I checked, there is still music... so, are they coming back?
Last I checked, there is still music... so, are they coming back?
August 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
According to the Backstreet Boys, "As long as there is music we'll be coming back again"
Last I checked, there is still music... so, are they coming back?
Last I checked, there is still music... so, are they coming back?
A zombie apocalypse that begins because capitalist billionaires develop a method of resurrecting bodies for free labor.
It goes wrong.
It goes wrong.
August 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
A zombie apocalypse that begins because capitalist billionaires develop a method of resurrecting bodies for free labor.
It goes wrong.
It goes wrong.
Amazing art from my friend, Luzy, commemorating our time spent playing Red Dead Redemption 2 together
August 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Amazing art from my friend, Luzy, commemorating our time spent playing Red Dead Redemption 2 together
I just misread Count Dracula as Court Dracula and now I want a daytime drama with Dracula as a lawyer
August 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I just misread Count Dracula as Court Dracula and now I want a daytime drama with Dracula as a lawyer
An escape room but its just a room with a dozen kittens and theyre not allowed out
July 31, 2025 at 11:09 PM
An escape room but its just a room with a dozen kittens and theyre not allowed out
At a baseball game and saw this, and immediately thought "if we get there, it should reveal the POIs on the map"
July 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
At a baseball game and saw this, and immediately thought "if we get there, it should reveal the POIs on the map"
Mbmbam keeps releasing episodes later and later. They used to be my Monday morning commute podcast. Now they're more... Tuesday
July 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Mbmbam keeps releasing episodes later and later. They used to be my Monday morning commute podcast. Now they're more... Tuesday
A D&D campaign where all the characters are named a different variation of Benedict Cumberbatch.
The Druid: Bentastick Cucumberpatch
The Paladin: Bendaknee Curemywrath
The Barbarian: Breakaknee Clobberattack
The Bard: Bendydick Cummysnack
The Druid: Bentastick Cucumberpatch
The Paladin: Bendaknee Curemywrath
The Barbarian: Breakaknee Clobberattack
The Bard: Bendydick Cummysnack
July 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
A D&D campaign where all the characters are named a different variation of Benedict Cumberbatch.
The Druid: Bentastick Cucumberpatch
The Paladin: Bendaknee Curemywrath
The Barbarian: Breakaknee Clobberattack
The Bard: Bendydick Cummysnack
The Druid: Bentastick Cucumberpatch
The Paladin: Bendaknee Curemywrath
The Barbarian: Breakaknee Clobberattack
The Bard: Bendydick Cummysnack
How many speeding tickets do I need to win the Lava Lamp at the police station?
July 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
How many speeding tickets do I need to win the Lava Lamp at the police station?
Weather: some rain drops
Ring community: 30 posts about power outages
Ring community: 30 posts about power outages
July 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Weather: some rain drops
Ring community: 30 posts about power outages
Ring community: 30 posts about power outages
Can we start calling a pack of Corgis a Corgy?
July 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Can we start calling a pack of Corgis a Corgy?