olivia
@oliviamaya.bsky.social
mom, wife, teacher, reader, eagles fan (in no particular order)
just registered for my first term for my second m.ed and idk how i’m going to be a full time teacher, mom, and student, but you can bet your ASS i’m going to be fucking INTOLERABLE when i get that degree
March 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
just registered for my first term for my second m.ed and idk how i’m going to be a full time teacher, mom, and student, but you can bet your ASS i’m going to be fucking INTOLERABLE when i get that degree
What milestone is it when your baby only consistently calms down to Jeopardy?
March 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
What milestone is it when your baby only consistently calms down to Jeopardy?
my son is forever my little pookie bear and i love him sooooo much but between the hours of 2-4am? that man is my sworn enemy.
March 12, 2025 at 7:53 AM
my son is forever my little pookie bear and i love him sooooo much but between the hours of 2-4am? that man is my sworn enemy.
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The #FebruaryRoundup! February was a great month for #fantasy for me. I especially loved reading #FourthWing and #MidnightattheHoudini. What are you reading in March?
March 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The #FebruaryRoundup! February was a great month for #fantasy for me. I especially loved reading #FourthWing and #MidnightattheHoudini. What are you reading in March?
hey infant parents: some pediatricians are authorizing the #mmrvaccine for babies 6mos+ given the current infection rate. we got our baby his and he is only 8mos! #parentsky
March 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
hey infant parents: some pediatricians are authorizing the #mmrvaccine for babies 6mos+ given the current infection rate. we got our baby his and he is only 8mos! #parentsky
Chris has the flu so I’ve been solo parenting for a few days and all I know is MAN, if you know a single parent, Venmo them or send them on vacation or something. Two days and this shit COOKED me.
March 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Chris has the flu so I’ve been solo parenting for a few days and all I know is MAN, if you know a single parent, Venmo them or send them on vacation or something. Two days and this shit COOKED me.
I labored for 32 hours, pushed for 3, had a c-section at 11pm, then was asked to nurse at midnight hopped up on fentanyl, oxy, and an anti-nausea after not eating solid food for the aforementioned time someone is gonna have to explain to me why men are the way they are when they’re sick and QUICKLY
March 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I labored for 32 hours, pushed for 3, had a c-section at 11pm, then was asked to nurse at midnight hopped up on fentanyl, oxy, and an anti-nausea after not eating solid food for the aforementioned time someone is gonna have to explain to me why men are the way they are when they’re sick and QUICKLY
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The Philadelphia Eagles have rejected White House visit, Again.
I love that for them!!!
Philly fans SHOULD BE PROUD as hell of their team.
I love that for them!!!
Philly fans SHOULD BE PROUD as hell of their team.
February 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The Philadelphia Eagles have rejected White House visit, Again.
I love that for them!!!
Philly fans SHOULD BE PROUD as hell of their team.
I love that for them!!!
Philly fans SHOULD BE PROUD as hell of their team.
postpartum rage is wild because i’m about to crash out over *checks notes* the load of laundry i have to fold?
February 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
postpartum rage is wild because i’m about to crash out over *checks notes* the load of laundry i have to fold?
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Say what you want about Kendrick but the fact that people are figuring out what “40 acres and a mule” in 2025 is why any education to black history is important, no matter no big nor small.
February 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Say what you want about Kendrick but the fact that people are figuring out what “40 acres and a mule” in 2025 is why any education to black history is important, no matter no big nor small.
OK FINE I GUESS I’LL REMEMBER MY WHY #teachersky
February 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
OK FINE I GUESS I’LL REMEMBER MY WHY #teachersky
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Better late than never!! The first 20% of #FourthWing was really slow to me, but once I got past that, I was IN IT. I love a morally ambiguous character and a fictional man who pines. I don’t love that I have a 6-week wait on Libby for #IronFlame
#booksky #bookreview
Better late than never!! The first 20% of #FourthWing was really slow to me, but once I got past that, I was IN IT. I love a morally ambiguous character and a fictional man who pines. I don’t love that I have a 6-week wait on Libby for #IronFlame
#booksky #bookreview
February 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Better late than never!! The first 20% of #FourthWing was really slow to me, but once I got past that, I was IN IT. I love a morally ambiguous character and a fictional man who pines. I don’t love that I have a 6-week wait on Libby for #IronFlame
#booksky #bookreview
Better late than never!! The first 20% of #FourthWing was really slow to me, but once I got past that, I was IN IT. I love a morally ambiguous character and a fictional man who pines. I don’t love that I have a 6-week wait on Libby for #IronFlame
#booksky #bookreview
Putting eye drops in a 7-month old should qualify you for a veterans discount
February 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Putting eye drops in a 7-month old should qualify you for a veterans discount
I love that we’re all in Philly to celebrate the birds but the next person who parks in front of a curb cut is getting their tires slashed
February 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I love that we’re all in Philly to celebrate the birds but the next person who parks in front of a curb cut is getting their tires slashed
“intimate love fest” was certainly a choice of words to describe the eagles parade
February 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
“intimate love fest” was certainly a choice of words to describe the eagles parade
mayor parker….wrap it up….
February 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
mayor parker….wrap it up….
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Bless
"THE Philadelphia Eagles plan to snub an invitation to the White House after winning the Super Bowl, The U.S. Sun has learned."
"THE Philadelphia Eagles plan to snub an invitation to the White House after winning the Super Bowl, The U.S. Sun has learned."
February 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Bless
"THE Philadelphia Eagles plan to snub an invitation to the White House after winning the Super Bowl, The U.S. Sun has learned."
"THE Philadelphia Eagles plan to snub an invitation to the White House after winning the Super Bowl, The U.S. Sun has learned."
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Revisiting this because I am struggling
Go birds
Go birds
Legally, fans of the Super Bowl teams should be allowed to skip work the Friday and Monday around this weekend
Go birds 🦅
Go birds 🦅
February 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Revisiting this because I am struggling
Go birds
Go birds
the main thing. 🦅 #gobirds #flyeaglesfly
February 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
the main thing. 🦅 #gobirds #flyeaglesfly
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If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE
February 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE
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SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!
THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!
THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!
February 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!
THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!
THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!
GAME OVER IS CRAZYYYYYY
February 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
GAME OVER IS CRAZYYYYYY
my heart is beating out of my chest and you want me to wait 2.5 HOURS?????
February 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
my heart is beating out of my chest and you want me to wait 2.5 HOURS?????