Oliver
@oliverwhte.bsky.social
Quiet bat person / Honest Womble
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I’m 31 on Sunday so just renewed my railcard for the last time until I’m 60 (or develop a disability) 😭
November 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I’m 31 on Sunday so just renewed my railcard for the last time until I’m 60 (or develop a disability) 😭
Yumbo 🤝 Via
An inexplicable amount of stairs
An inexplicable amount of stairs
November 17, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Yumbo 🤝 Via
An inexplicable amount of stairs
An inexplicable amount of stairs
Think I was still drunk this morning when I took this
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Think I was still drunk this morning when I took this
Calling Trading Standards because @hughhigg.in & I had to walk through the “six pack zone” and saw precisely zero
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Calling Trading Standards because @hughhigg.in & I had to walk through the “six pack zone” and saw precisely zero
Nothing beats a Ryanair landing 🥴
November 12, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Nothing beats a Ryanair landing 🥴
Packed for our break without an argument 🥳🥳
November 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Packed for our break without an argument 🥳🥳
£87,500 for WishWings
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
£87,500 for WishWings
Treadmill and How Bad Do U Want Me is a potentially dangerous combination
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Treadmill and How Bad Do U Want Me is a potentially dangerous combination
Who’s Sue Veneer and why does she publish so many books?
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Who’s Sue Veneer and why does she publish so many books?
Who’d want a bee as a gift?
November 1, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Who’d want a bee as a gift?
King of finishing sets at the gym just as the good parts of songs start
October 29, 2025 at 11:21 AM
King of finishing sets at the gym just as the good parts of songs start
Literally said “I can do 14:30” to someone so they send a meeting invite for 15:00??
October 27, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Literally said “I can do 14:30” to someone so they send a meeting invite for 15:00??
My gym crush has just started using the bench next to me when there’s a whole row available and this is the third time this has happened
October 23, 2025 at 10:51 AM
My gym crush has just started using the bench next to me when there’s a whole row available and this is the third time this has happened
There’s a woman on the train who is scrolling through every one of Charli XCX’s instagram posts and reading a good chunk of the comments
October 21, 2025 at 7:16 AM
There’s a woman on the train who is scrolling through every one of Charli XCX’s instagram posts and reading a good chunk of the comments
There’s a group of three girls walking around the gym with a tripod (not unusual but still annoying) except one of them has a full on clipboard and pen????
October 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
There’s a group of three girls walking around the gym with a tripod (not unusual but still annoying) except one of them has a full on clipboard and pen????
I will never understand people who just rawdog the gym like no headphones, no watch (smart or otherwise), no phone, no writing anything down in a little book, no tracking, just vibes????
October 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I will never understand people who just rawdog the gym like no headphones, no watch (smart or otherwise), no phone, no writing anything down in a little book, no tracking, just vibes????
Wish the Gesaffelstein Abracadabra remix was thrice the length it is as it’s such a good gym beat
October 16, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Wish the Gesaffelstein Abracadabra remix was thrice the length it is as it’s such a good gym beat
RealTimeTrains+ was the easiest £25 I’ve ever spent
October 15, 2025 at 8:35 AM
RealTimeTrains+ was the easiest £25 I’ve ever spent
Took me 29 minutes to get out of the train station car park due to temporary traffic lights 🙂🙂
October 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Took me 29 minutes to get out of the train station car park due to temporary traffic lights 🙂🙂
Whatever illness this is (probably Covid-19, the novel coronavirus) has made my throat so sore that even breathing hurts
October 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Whatever illness this is (probably Covid-19, the novel coronavirus) has made my throat so sore that even breathing hurts
Fully yeeted my water bottle across the gym this morning and it opened and water went everywhere and the staff member I told couldn’t care less (it was on the carpeted part)
October 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Fully yeeted my water bottle across the gym this morning and it opened and water went everywhere and the staff member I told couldn’t care less (it was on the carpeted part)
Thank fuck for late checkouts
October 9, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Thank fuck for late checkouts
Would fuck every single one of gagas dancers x
October 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Would fuck every single one of gagas dancers x