Oliver
@oliverwhte.bsky.social
Quiet bat person / Honest Womble
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Did an IG post x www.instagram.com/oliverwhte
February 13, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Did an IG post x www.instagram.com/oliverwhte
Just had a bloody knock on the door and it was a mover coming to give us a quote which I was not informed about 😒
February 11, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Just had a bloody knock on the door and it was a mover coming to give us a quote which I was not informed about 😒
Love the company collecting the old car calling at 08:10 with “we’ll be there in 20 minutes” when they were supposed to pick it up last week
February 11, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Love the company collecting the old car calling at 08:10 with “we’ll be there in 20 minutes” when they were supposed to pick it up last week
Not sure how I’ve rapidly become that guy but I’m going for a run in the pissing rain
February 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Not sure how I’ve rapidly become that guy but I’m going for a run in the pissing rain
They’ve reorganised the gym again.
February 10, 2026 at 12:30 PM
They’ve reorganised the gym again.
Work group chats ❤️❤️
February 10, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Work group chats ❤️❤️
There’s a guy behind us in Flat Iron who is bragging to his date about signing an MOU with his company’s chairman who is…”a guy called grant shapps” 😬
February 8, 2026 at 9:06 PM
There’s a guy behind us in Flat Iron who is bragging to his date about signing an MOU with his company’s chairman who is…”a guy called grant shapps” 😬
I wish I could play the oaf music when people are talking shit at work just like on The Apprentice
February 5, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I wish I could play the oaf music when people are talking shit at work just like on The Apprentice
Who the fuck gets on the Northern Line at Euston and gets off at Warren Street
February 3, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Who the fuck gets on the Northern Line at Euston and gets off at Warren Street
People move down in the fucking carriage challenge: impossible
February 3, 2026 at 8:50 AM
People move down in the fucking carriage challenge: impossible
I’ve just parked up at the station and the car is swaying from side to side because it’s so windy
February 3, 2026 at 6:37 AM
I’ve just parked up at the station and the car is swaying from side to side because it’s so windy
I’m a senior manager in the nhs and not particularly dumb about this stuff but I can’t for the life of me figure out where my GP’s name is in the NHS app???????
February 1, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I’m a senior manager in the nhs and not particularly dumb about this stuff but I can’t for the life of me figure out where my GP’s name is in the NHS app???????
Have worn a vest to the gym for the first time and I don’t look terrible?!
January 28, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Have worn a vest to the gym for the first time and I don’t look terrible?!
Anyone know where @joshualevell.bsky.social can find a plug in the Falklands?
January 28, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Anyone know where @joshualevell.bsky.social can find a plug in the Falklands?
Think I’ve finally found a food tracking app that isn’t ugly as sin
January 25, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Think I’ve finally found a food tracking app that isn’t ugly as sin
I’m three songs into Agnes’s new album and it’s banger (I hardly know her!) after banger (I hardly know her!) after banger (I hardly know her!) so far
January 24, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I’m three songs into Agnes’s new album and it’s banger (I hardly know her!) after banger (I hardly know her!) after banger (I hardly know her!) so far
SOMEONE PUT A WET FLOOR SIGN OUT CAUSE THAT WAS A SLIP UP #TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 8:40 PM
SOMEONE PUT A WET FLOOR SIGN OUT CAUSE THAT WAS A SLIP UP #TheTraitors
Just bought something (small) from the Apple Store and was saying how we’ll have to deal with the physical change because I paid in cash and the staff member was just like “stay strong”
January 17, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Just bought something (small) from the Apple Store and was saying how we’ll have to deal with the physical change because I paid in cash and the staff member was just like “stay strong”
Farewell our shit and useless servant #TheTraitors
January 16, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Farewell our shit and useless servant #TheTraitors
Making rhys read the full mortgage offer because I cba and you’d think I’d asked him to climb Everest. It’s only 49 pages.
January 16, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Making rhys read the full mortgage offer because I cba and you’d think I’d asked him to climb Everest. It’s only 49 pages.
Thought I was at the dentist for just a cleaning but it wasn’t and yada yada yada I’m now in the gym with a numb mouth
January 16, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Thought I was at the dentist for just a cleaning but it wasn’t and yada yada yada I’m now in the gym with a numb mouth