Oliver
@oliverwhte.bsky.social
Quiet bat person / Honest Womble
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I wish I could play the oaf music when people are talking shit at work just like on The Apprentice
February 5, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I wish I could play the oaf music when people are talking shit at work just like on The Apprentice
Who the fuck gets on the Northern Line at Euston and gets off at Warren Street
February 3, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Who the fuck gets on the Northern Line at Euston and gets off at Warren Street
People move down in the fucking carriage challenge: impossible
February 3, 2026 at 8:50 AM
People move down in the fucking carriage challenge: impossible
I’ve just parked up at the station and the car is swaying from side to side because it’s so windy
February 3, 2026 at 6:37 AM
I’ve just parked up at the station and the car is swaying from side to side because it’s so windy
I’m a senior manager in the nhs and not particularly dumb about this stuff but I can’t for the life of me figure out where my GP’s name is in the NHS app???????
February 1, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I’m a senior manager in the nhs and not particularly dumb about this stuff but I can’t for the life of me figure out where my GP’s name is in the NHS app???????
Have worn a vest to the gym for the first time and I don’t look terrible?!
January 28, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Have worn a vest to the gym for the first time and I don’t look terrible?!
Anyone know where @joshualevell.bsky.social can find a plug in the Falklands?
January 28, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Anyone know where @joshualevell.bsky.social can find a plug in the Falklands?
Think I’ve finally found a food tracking app that isn’t ugly as sin
January 25, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Think I’ve finally found a food tracking app that isn’t ugly as sin
I’m three songs into Agnes’s new album and it’s banger (I hardly know her!) after banger (I hardly know her!) after banger (I hardly know her!) so far
January 24, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I’m three songs into Agnes’s new album and it’s banger (I hardly know her!) after banger (I hardly know her!) after banger (I hardly know her!) so far
SOMEONE PUT A WET FLOOR SIGN OUT CAUSE THAT WAS A SLIP UP #TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 8:40 PM
SOMEONE PUT A WET FLOOR SIGN OUT CAUSE THAT WAS A SLIP UP #TheTraitors
Just bought something (small) from the Apple Store and was saying how we’ll have to deal with the physical change because I paid in cash and the staff member was just like “stay strong”
January 17, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Just bought something (small) from the Apple Store and was saying how we’ll have to deal with the physical change because I paid in cash and the staff member was just like “stay strong”
Farewell our shit and useless servant #TheTraitors
January 16, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Farewell our shit and useless servant #TheTraitors
Making rhys read the full mortgage offer because I cba and you’d think I’d asked him to climb Everest. It’s only 49 pages.
January 16, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Making rhys read the full mortgage offer because I cba and you’d think I’d asked him to climb Everest. It’s only 49 pages.
Thought I was at the dentist for just a cleaning but it wasn’t and yada yada yada I’m now in the gym with a numb mouth
January 16, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Thought I was at the dentist for just a cleaning but it wasn’t and yada yada yada I’m now in the gym with a numb mouth
Reposted by Oliver
January 15, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Why is Stephen dressed as a Lego race car driver?
January 15, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Why is Stephen dressed as a Lego race car driver?
PUT THE CAT AMONGST THE PIGEONS ROXY
January 14, 2026 at 8:19 PM
PUT THE CAT AMONGST THE PIGEONS ROXY
Matthew walks like a Borg drone in an easyJet uniform
January 14, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Matthew walks like a Borg drone in an easyJet uniform
All the people whose laptop screens I can see on the train are working on fuckin ugly spreadsheets
January 13, 2026 at 6:17 PM
All the people whose laptop screens I can see on the train are working on fuckin ugly spreadsheets
I’m on the most humid EL train I’ve ever experienced
January 13, 2026 at 8:49 AM
I’m on the most humid EL train I’ve ever experienced