please join me in wishing david doty a very die a painful and frightening death

amen

I have created a new conspiracy theory: ball lightning is a hoax. Why? Who knows! My main source of evidence for this is that if it were real there would be clear undeniable photographic/video evidence for it. As it stands, all the videos and photos I can find of it are either unclear or fake.

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Senate Bill 99—Montana's ban on gender-affirming care—is enjoined and will NOT go into effect!

Republicans refused to listen to trans people & the medical community. But now, 5 months after the legislature adjourned, they must listen to the courts.

My full statement is below:

I would hope my few followers would know why doing blackface is bad.

I have achieved effortless cleavage, bow down to me for I am your king

I'm combining tiddie and tummy Tuesday into one. Also this photo is amazing

I'm out of people to give my bsky codes to :C

I don't think I've posted this one yet. Don't worry all the spots of discoloration are bruises I don't have skin cancer

Wowee I just got a lot of new followers, I should post nudes more often!

My composition class is really weird. I think I'll be able to put in the bare minimum amount of effort, but will still do really well just because for some reason I like to write as a hobby.

I haven't gooned in a while, I should go to the sushi place and get some. I'll probably do it when my girlfriend comes over though for a cute date.

Two of my friends are fucking in my room while I do homework

Art classes are fucking hard guys! My homework assignment for this class is to find 5-7 things that can make linear marks!! can you believe this shit??? I only got a day to do it!!!!

Reskeet if you have an ass worth smacking