Chris Oliver
@oliblue777.bsky.social
Proud Scouser, Husband and Dad who likes everything relating to Film, Horror, Cricket, Football and begrudgingly, Everton FC
THAT was unbelievable Everton
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All this time playing that lot, all we had to do was play with 10-men 👍🏻
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All this time playing that lot, all we had to do was play with 10-men 👍🏻
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
THAT was unbelievable Everton
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All this time playing that lot, all we had to do was play with 10-men 👍🏻
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All this time playing that lot, all we had to do was play with 10-men 👍🏻
Well that's shat all over my weekend- and Everton haven't even played yet 🙄
November 22, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Well that's shat all over my weekend- and Everton haven't even played yet 🙄
Travis Head
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If you're going to play Bazball England - Head just showed you how to do it properly
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If you're going to play Bazball England - Head just showed you how to do it properly
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Travis Head
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If you're going to play Bazball England - Head just showed you how to do it properly
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If you're going to play Bazball England - Head just showed you how to do it properly
Pathetic performance by England this. They needed to win this test too.
Aussies miles better and strolling through this run chase.
The Aussies havent even got Cummins and Hazelwood, as well as Khawaja being massively unfit here too 😄
A long series ahead I fear 😨
Aussies miles better and strolling through this run chase.
The Aussies havent even got Cummins and Hazelwood, as well as Khawaja being massively unfit here too 😄
A long series ahead I fear 😨
November 22, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Pathetic performance by England this. They needed to win this test too.
Aussies miles better and strolling through this run chase.
The Aussies havent even got Cummins and Hazelwood, as well as Khawaja being massively unfit here too 😄
A long series ahead I fear 😨
Aussies miles better and strolling through this run chase.
The Aussies havent even got Cummins and Hazelwood, as well as Khawaja being massively unfit here too 😄
A long series ahead I fear 😨
So many questionable decisions here tonight: -
- McNeill should not play for us again after the Wolves Cup Game - why was he first choice to replace Ndiaye?
- KDH getting 82 minutes when this game was crying out for Alcaraz at HT
- Barry/Beto are both poor but he's destroyed both their confidence
- McNeill should not play for us again after the Wolves Cup Game - why was he first choice to replace Ndiaye?
- KDH getting 82 minutes when this game was crying out for Alcaraz at HT
- Barry/Beto are both poor but he's destroyed both their confidence
November 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
So many questionable decisions here tonight: -
- McNeill should not play for us again after the Wolves Cup Game - why was he first choice to replace Ndiaye?
- KDH getting 82 minutes when this game was crying out for Alcaraz at HT
- Barry/Beto are both poor but he's destroyed both their confidence
- McNeill should not play for us again after the Wolves Cup Game - why was he first choice to replace Ndiaye?
- KDH getting 82 minutes when this game was crying out for Alcaraz at HT
- Barry/Beto are both poor but he's destroyed both their confidence
From 25 minutes onwards, I've never seen a team make playing football look as difficult than what Everton are doing here
Why are all of our players so fucking brain dead!?! We've even managed to convert KDH and Grealish into dumb clowns.
Why are all of our players so fucking brain dead!?! We've even managed to convert KDH and Grealish into dumb clowns.
November 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
From 25 minutes onwards, I've never seen a team make playing football look as difficult than what Everton are doing here
Why are all of our players so fucking brain dead!?! We've even managed to convert KDH and Grealish into dumb clowns.
Why are all of our players so fucking brain dead!?! We've even managed to convert KDH and Grealish into dumb clowns.
Never good to lose a game of football but 0-3 flattered Spurs there
Everton didn't actually play too bad but you can't be defending like that - far too nice for me
We need a striker in January - whatever it takes
Everton didn't actually play too bad but you can't be defending like that - far too nice for me
We need a striker in January - whatever it takes
October 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Never good to lose a game of football but 0-3 flattered Spurs there
Everton didn't actually play too bad but you can't be defending like that - far too nice for me
We need a striker in January - whatever it takes
Everton didn't actually play too bad but you can't be defending like that - far too nice for me
We need a striker in January - whatever it takes
I'm afraid Sorensen needs to be under scrutiny for his job here
A lot of investment has been made into the women's team, yet the tactics seem rigid and don't get the best out of the players for me
It's great beating Liverpool all the time but there's 20 other games in a season too
A lot of investment has been made into the women's team, yet the tactics seem rigid and don't get the best out of the players for me
It's great beating Liverpool all the time but there's 20 other games in a season too
September 28, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I'm afraid Sorensen needs to be under scrutiny for his job here
A lot of investment has been made into the women's team, yet the tactics seem rigid and don't get the best out of the players for me
It's great beating Liverpool all the time but there's 20 other games in a season too
A lot of investment has been made into the women's team, yet the tactics seem rigid and don't get the best out of the players for me
It's great beating Liverpool all the time but there's 20 other games in a season too
Piss poor this and massive opportunity to progress in the cup wasted
The Teamsheet was the beginning of the end for me - Moyes has to take responsibility
There's also a reason why McNeill, Iroegbunam, Travers et al are not in our first XI in the PL - fucking same old shite in this competition
The Teamsheet was the beginning of the end for me - Moyes has to take responsibility
There's also a reason why McNeill, Iroegbunam, Travers et al are not in our first XI in the PL - fucking same old shite in this competition
September 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Piss poor this and massive opportunity to progress in the cup wasted
The Teamsheet was the beginning of the end for me - Moyes has to take responsibility
There's also a reason why McNeill, Iroegbunam, Travers et al are not in our first XI in the PL - fucking same old shite in this competition
The Teamsheet was the beginning of the end for me - Moyes has to take responsibility
There's also a reason why McNeill, Iroegbunam, Travers et al are not in our first XI in the PL - fucking same old shite in this competition
A costly slow start
We were the better team Second Half but we can't give them a 2-goal lead like that
The normal submissive Refereeing performance as well - how can you book a player for taking a quick free kick!!?
Anyway - glad it's over, move on and smash the Hammers next week #COYB
We were the better team Second Half but we can't give them a 2-goal lead like that
The normal submissive Refereeing performance as well - how can you book a player for taking a quick free kick!!?
Anyway - glad it's over, move on and smash the Hammers next week #COYB
September 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
A costly slow start
We were the better team Second Half but we can't give them a 2-goal lead like that
The normal submissive Refereeing performance as well - how can you book a player for taking a quick free kick!!?
Anyway - glad it's over, move on and smash the Hammers next week #COYB
We were the better team Second Half but we can't give them a 2-goal lead like that
The normal submissive Refereeing performance as well - how can you book a player for taking a quick free kick!!?
Anyway - glad it's over, move on and smash the Hammers next week #COYB
Beating Brighton on a Sunday isn't for everyone
August 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Beating Brighton on a Sunday isn't for everyone
Lots of positives from a comfortable, professional win:-
- Much needed minutes for everyone
- Dibling debut
- Seamus being Seamus
- Armstrong is a future star
- Great goals from Charlie & Beto
And just glad we aren't Man United haha
Into the next round - enough said!! UTFT!!
- Much needed minutes for everyone
- Dibling debut
- Seamus being Seamus
- Armstrong is a future star
- Great goals from Charlie & Beto
And just glad we aren't Man United haha
Into the next round - enough said!! UTFT!!
August 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Lots of positives from a comfortable, professional win:-
- Much needed minutes for everyone
- Dibling debut
- Seamus being Seamus
- Armstrong is a future star
- Great goals from Charlie & Beto
And just glad we aren't Man United haha
Into the next round - enough said!! UTFT!!
- Much needed minutes for everyone
- Dibling debut
- Seamus being Seamus
- Armstrong is a future star
- Great goals from Charlie & Beto
And just glad we aren't Man United haha
Into the next round - enough said!! UTFT!!
What a place!!
And that noise too!! UTFT
And that noise too!! UTFT
August 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
What a place!!
And that noise too!! UTFT
And that noise too!! UTFT
COYB!!! UTFT!!!
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August 24, 2025 at 9:41 AM
COYB!!! UTFT!!!
Other than conceding goals (which is the only positive) - it doesn't get any worse than that first 45 minutes there
Everton miles off it, second best in every position across the park
It's like watching 11 lads playing footy in the park together for the first time - no unity whatsoever
Everton miles off it, second best in every position across the park
It's like watching 11 lads playing footy in the park together for the first time - no unity whatsoever
August 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Other than conceding goals (which is the only positive) - it doesn't get any worse than that first 45 minutes there
Everton miles off it, second best in every position across the park
It's like watching 11 lads playing footy in the park together for the first time - no unity whatsoever
Everton miles off it, second best in every position across the park
It's like watching 11 lads playing footy in the park together for the first time - no unity whatsoever
Fun Fact!!
Once the signing has been confirmed - Jack Grealish will officially leapfrog Segundo Castillo as having the Biggest Calf Muscles in Everton History!!
Welcome To Everton Calfzilla!!!
Once the signing has been confirmed - Jack Grealish will officially leapfrog Segundo Castillo as having the Biggest Calf Muscles in Everton History!!
Welcome To Everton Calfzilla!!!
August 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Fun Fact!!
Once the signing has been confirmed - Jack Grealish will officially leapfrog Segundo Castillo as having the Biggest Calf Muscles in Everton History!!
Welcome To Everton Calfzilla!!!
Once the signing has been confirmed - Jack Grealish will officially leapfrog Segundo Castillo as having the Biggest Calf Muscles in Everton History!!
Welcome To Everton Calfzilla!!!
So are we looking at a front 4 of:-
Grealish (Left)
Ndiaye (Right)
KDH (AMC)
Barry/Beto (CF)
The prospect of Grealish, Ndiaye and KDH rotating and swapping throughout the game, behind the CF is an exciting one if Moyes can get it to work!!
Grealish (Left)
Ndiaye (Right)
KDH (AMC)
Barry/Beto (CF)
The prospect of Grealish, Ndiaye and KDH rotating and swapping throughout the game, behind the CF is an exciting one if Moyes can get it to work!!
August 11, 2025 at 11:29 AM
So are we looking at a front 4 of:-
Grealish (Left)
Ndiaye (Right)
KDH (AMC)
Barry/Beto (CF)
The prospect of Grealish, Ndiaye and KDH rotating and swapping throughout the game, behind the CF is an exciting one if Moyes can get it to work!!
Grealish (Left)
Ndiaye (Right)
KDH (AMC)
Barry/Beto (CF)
The prospect of Grealish, Ndiaye and KDH rotating and swapping throughout the game, behind the CF is an exciting one if Moyes can get it to work!!
All the best DCL 👍🏻
Great business for only £1.5m
Gave his best for the club and eventually got stale with injuries and turnover of staff, due to our club's predicament
Right time for everyone to move on - wish him well
Now bring me the one they call Thierno Barry
Great business for only £1.5m
Gave his best for the club and eventually got stale with injuries and turnover of staff, due to our club's predicament
Right time for everyone to move on - wish him well
Now bring me the one they call Thierno Barry
June 29, 2025 at 12:08 PM
All the best DCL 👍🏻
Great business for only £1.5m
Gave his best for the club and eventually got stale with injuries and turnover of staff, due to our club's predicament
Right time for everyone to move on - wish him well
Now bring me the one they call Thierno Barry
Great business for only £1.5m
Gave his best for the club and eventually got stale with injuries and turnover of staff, due to our club's predicament
Right time for everyone to move on - wish him well
Now bring me the one they call Thierno Barry
Thanks Doucs 👍🏻
You gave me one hell of a night, in Greece, after THAT goal
Although the game reflected the mess we were in & I don't "celebrate" surviving relegation - plenty of Ouzo was drunk in your honour
God bless and Good Luck 💙
You gave me one hell of a night, in Greece, after THAT goal
Although the game reflected the mess we were in & I don't "celebrate" surviving relegation - plenty of Ouzo was drunk in your honour
God bless and Good Luck 💙
May 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Thanks Doucs 👍🏻
You gave me one hell of a night, in Greece, after THAT goal
Although the game reflected the mess we were in & I don't "celebrate" surviving relegation - plenty of Ouzo was drunk in your honour
God bless and Good Luck 💙
You gave me one hell of a night, in Greece, after THAT goal
Although the game reflected the mess we were in & I don't "celebrate" surviving relegation - plenty of Ouzo was drunk in your honour
God bless and Good Luck 💙
Probably the final time I'll see the Old Lady in all her glory
Was great to spend it with the old man, who introduced me to her back in 1993
Thanks for all the memories 🔵⚪️
Was great to spend it with the old man, who introduced me to her back in 1993
Thanks for all the memories 🔵⚪️
April 18, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Probably the final time I'll see the Old Lady in all her glory
Was great to spend it with the old man, who introduced me to her back in 1993
Thanks for all the memories 🔵⚪️
Was great to spend it with the old man, who introduced me to her back in 1993
Thanks for all the memories 🔵⚪️
The better team from start to finish there - fully deserved the 3 points.
Get in the Blues 🔵⚪️
Get in the Blues 🔵⚪️
April 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The better team from start to finish there - fully deserved the 3 points.
Get in the Blues 🔵⚪️
Get in the Blues 🔵⚪️
Our long time Wife is tucked in bed, fading, dying and waiting her last rights
Meanwhile, we are cheating on her with the younger, fitter Bird on the Banks of the Blue Mersey
A footballing affair 💙
Despite that - Wow to all of last night's BMD pics & I applaud those lucky to attend
#COYB #UTFT
Meanwhile, we are cheating on her with the younger, fitter Bird on the Banks of the Blue Mersey
A footballing affair 💙
Despite that - Wow to all of last night's BMD pics & I applaud those lucky to attend
#COYB #UTFT
February 18, 2025 at 10:57 AM
That is some win by those Blues - UTFT 💙
February 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
That is some win by those Blues - UTFT 💙
Oh my God - what a goal and what a way to end the last Derby at Goodison 💙
February 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Oh my God - what a goal and what a way to end the last Derby at Goodison 💙
What a win that is by the way - Up The Toffees 💙
January 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
What a win that is by the way - Up The Toffees 💙