Well, that bun betta than that ole Suffick charcoal duntut.

Thass gorntabe sunny this week so oi thort I'd goo upta the ole caravan.

Yisty, my car brook down at Carbrooke.

Oi hev a sorft spot fer that Elton Musk bluk - Strumpshore Fen.

My neighbor, she hev one o' them thar noo videoo door bell things. Well, she phun the police yisty ter say that she hev bin burgled but that tan out ter be the milkman.

That ole Keith Starmer - he int too bad issy?

Well, blast me - oi hetta teark me cuut orf.

Moi ole brockly gort nipt this mornin'.

I see the county council are gorntabe hevin' a goo at that ole Thickthorn roundabout. Well, oi dunt spuz ull be around ter see the finished varsion wot with my arterees anorl.

Well, at least thass a bit waarmer agin. That blummin wind larst week - that goo roight thru yew duntut.

The wicar, he say that oi shud git one of these hare Blue Spy accounts wot with Twitface hevin gorn down the pan.