Damon Titus
oldscruff.bsky.social
Damon Titus
@oldscruff.bsky.social
Just a ranch hand who married UP.
I just downloaded the Mapquest app because they are the only navigation app that hasn’t changed the name of The Gulf of Mexico.
February 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I know it’s petty, but I just saw someone refer to Elon as “Elmo” and I wish it would blow up. 😂😂😂😂
February 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Pretty sure I just ate leftover sour cream onion dip with potato chips for dinner. (Day after Super Bowl)😋
February 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
As soon as Trump is finished dismantling government departments he’ll pivot to firing University professors.
February 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Grover Norquist: “I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub.”

The next 60 days is what that looks like.
February 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I had a French denim kitchen apron for decades. It was a classic. Iconic! And now It’s gone? I need to figure out the brand. Something something French denim apron ?
January 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The number one thing I keep forgetting to buy at the grocery store. Frozen peas. Idk why. I like them. I just forget.
January 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I had Oscar Meyer Braunschweiger and Tillamook Cheddar Cheese on Saltine Crackers with a PBR for dinner tonight. In other words, Charcuterie with a cold one. Yum!
January 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Free Luigi
January 22, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Free Luigi!
January 22, 2025 at 7:28 AM
“My name is Lieutenant Aldo Raine and I’m putting together special team. We’re gonna be doing one thing and one thing only. And that’s …”
January 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Reposted by Damon Titus
Instead of lighting my hair on fire and riding a black horse thru the village, I made triple ginger cookies.
January 20, 2025 at 6:03 AM
“If you think there’s a solution you’re part of the problem.”-George Carlin
January 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
USA gov restricting my freedom of association and freedom to access any intellectual/creative material reminds me of USSR banning Rocknroll in the 1960s. Beatles records smuggled on X-rays. Banning Tiktok is not funny or superficial.
January 19, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Reposted by Damon Titus
"Forever neighbours, never neighbors."
Sign of the times: Vancouver strip club takes stand on US-Canada relations, Trump comments
"Forever neighbours, never neighbors."
dlvr.it
January 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Someone asked me if Bluesky supports video sharing.
January 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Post offices all closed today, Jan 9, in honor of President Carter. I went to Magnolia, Queen Anne and Cap Hill before I figured it out, doh! Hey post office peeps, there were lots of confused customers standing around, some just waiting for you to open. A sign on the door would have been nice🤔🙂.
January 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Mama’s Mexican Kitchen in Seattle was the funnest place for decades. So sad to see it all smashed up lying on the ground!
January 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM