esperanza
@oldrottentavern.bsky.social
you have the right to remain sexy
I found what I am. What I'm made from. I am the child of a charnel house. A wreckage, assembled from refuse and discarded dead.
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I found what I am. What I'm made from. I am the child of a charnel house. A wreckage, assembled from refuse and discarded dead.
half way through a brazilian wax i disconnect my brain from my body in a way that would be valuable in war
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
half way through a brazilian wax i disconnect my brain from my body in a way that would be valuable in war
butthole baby plant 🤎💕💕💕
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
butthole baby plant 🤎💕💕💕
the adult urge to go to home depot
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
the adult urge to go to home depot
i wanna be alone i wanna be alone i wanna be alone my social battery is dead my social battery is dead
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
i wanna be alone i wanna be alone i wanna be alone my social battery is dead my social battery is dead
this was dramatic
crush my skull in a hydraulic press
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
this was dramatic
continuing w/ the 3rd book in the acotar series and RHYSANDDDDDDFGSGASK IM SORRY YOUR LIFE IS SO HARD
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
continuing w/ the 3rd book in the acotar series and RHYSANDDDDDDFGSGASK IM SORRY YOUR LIFE IS SO HARD
crush my skull in a hydraulic press
November 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
crush my skull in a hydraulic press
sometimes I walk past a guy wearing way too much cologne and my immediate thought is bro you smell like you beat your wife
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
sometimes I walk past a guy wearing way too much cologne and my immediate thought is bro you smell like you beat your wife
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The name is Mamdani you should learn how to say it! 👏👏👏
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The name is Mamdani you should learn how to say it! 👏👏👏
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sent this in my nyc girls gc and no one’s said anything bc i fear im too online but I’M LIBBING OUT SO HARD RN
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
sent this in my nyc girls gc and no one’s said anything bc i fear im too online but I’M LIBBING OUT SO HARD RN
MAMMMMMMMDANNIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
MAMMMMMMMDANNIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hugh grant tiktok is kind of changing me hold on
November 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
hugh grant tiktok is kind of changing me hold on
bitch i’m nutting
November 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
bitch i’m nutting
look @ this bathroom i’m gonna nut
November 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
look @ this bathroom i’m gonna nut
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Calling all friends of @kstratt.bsky.social we need help getting this circulated! Share away, donate if you can, keep talking about her. Things have been tough lately, we spend last night in the ER again & we are on the hunt to get her the very best care possible. www.gofundme.com/f/help-krist...
Donate to Help Kristen’s fight!, organized by Beth Stratton
For those who may not know me, I would first like to thank you for taking the time to open my page… Beth Stratton needs your support for Help Kristen’s fight!
www.gofundme.com
November 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Calling all friends of @kstratt.bsky.social we need help getting this circulated! Share away, donate if you can, keep talking about her. Things have been tough lately, we spend last night in the ER again & we are on the hunt to get her the very best care possible. www.gofundme.com/f/help-krist...
is it time for me to get addicted to nicotine
October 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
is it time for me to get addicted to nicotine
rotisserie chicken saves you sometimes
October 31, 2025 at 1:33 AM
rotisserie chicken saves you sometimes
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if i can give you any life advice, don’t wait to grate that parmesan over food, just get you knife and slice some off and eat it. you ain’t doin that enough. but you will now. you’re welcome.
October 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
if i can give you any life advice, don’t wait to grate that parmesan over food, just get you knife and slice some off and eat it. you ain’t doin that enough. but you will now. you’re welcome.
donald trump is like if the ‘stop honking or i’ll kill us both’ bumper sticker wished itself into a man
October 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
donald trump is like if the ‘stop honking or i’ll kill us both’ bumper sticker wished itself into a man
its always like a week before my period when i have to start telling myself, “no, you’re not crazy.. but you ARE…temporarily…. about to become the worst version of yourself.”
October 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
its always like a week before my period when i have to start telling myself, “no, you’re not crazy.. but you ARE…temporarily…. about to become the worst version of yourself.”
paying bills on the pooper is this as good as it gets
October 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
paying bills on the pooper is this as good as it gets
gawd damn…. it was like… there was nothing sinister about their relationship. no ulterior motives… it was just nice 😭
the charlie xcx derek morgan/penelope garcia edits actually have me sobbing in bed. like….the love between those two characters that’s not really romantic but completely blurred beyond platonic. HELP THEY HAD SUCH AMAZING CHEMISTRY IT WAS ALL LOVE
October 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
gawd damn…. it was like… there was nothing sinister about their relationship. no ulterior motives… it was just nice 😭
the charlie xcx derek morgan/penelope garcia edits actually have me sobbing in bed. like….the love between those two characters that’s not really romantic but completely blurred beyond platonic. HELP THEY HAD SUCH AMAZING CHEMISTRY IT WAS ALL LOVE
October 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
the charlie xcx derek morgan/penelope garcia edits actually have me sobbing in bed. like….the love between those two characters that’s not really romantic but completely blurred beyond platonic. HELP THEY HAD SUCH AMAZING CHEMISTRY IT WAS ALL LOVE