yuor devil ;3
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yuor devil ;3
@oldphanny.bsky.social
· Dec 24
Here are all the Twelve Days of Phanmas doodles together in one post <3 this was so much fun and i can't wait to do more phanart in the new year!!
Not me disappearing from this app for 2 months to just come back drunk, upset that I downloaded a dating app lmao this is supposed to be a phan account damn it their love is too pure and I want itttttttt
August 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Not me disappearing from this app for 2 months to just come back drunk, upset that I downloaded a dating app lmao this is supposed to be a phan account damn it their love is too pure and I want itttttttt
Guys I just took the big step of downloading dating apps even though they scare me like mcr is scared of teenagers and honestly that's enough, im tired. (It took 4 drinks, I literally hate dating apps so much omg but how else do you meet people in this day and age help im cringing at myself)
August 9, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Guys I just took the big step of downloading dating apps even though they scare me like mcr is scared of teenagers and honestly that's enough, im tired. (It took 4 drinks, I literally hate dating apps so much omg but how else do you meet people in this day and age help im cringing at myself)
The cutest boy just came and cleaned the carpets in my house and I left all my photocards out all framed on my desk and there's a lot of them. Fuck my little phannie life imma be single forever thanks to those damn twinks and their little pheal too
May 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The cutest boy just came and cleaned the carpets in my house and I left all my photocards out all framed on my desk and there's a lot of them. Fuck my little phannie life imma be single forever thanks to those damn twinks and their little pheal too
Imagine you're a clown fish just about to go out on a journey to find your son and a couple of twinks show up to shove a camera in your face smh
May 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Imagine you're a clown fish just about to go out on a journey to find your son and a couple of twinks show up to shove a camera in your face smh
Man, I love Dandelion and Patchouli 💕💕
April 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Man, I love Dandelion and Patchouli 💕💕
So we thought it was bad that we were subscribed to a couples channel, well it's so much worse.
We're subscribed to a Phamily Channel.
We're subscribed to a Phamily Channel.
April 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
So we thought it was bad that we were subscribed to a couples channel, well it's so much worse.
We're subscribed to a Phamily Channel.
We're subscribed to a Phamily Channel.
do you reckon phil took that shirtless pic specifically for the meme or do you think he just had that lying around
April 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
do you reckon phil took that shirtless pic specifically for the meme or do you think he just had that lying around
April fools this year is going to be a post of a thumbnail for it takes two part two, but then they never post the video cause it doesn't exist. April fools nerds.
March 31, 2025 at 3:04 AM
April fools this year is going to be a post of a thumbnail for it takes two part two, but then they never post the video cause it doesn't exist. April fools nerds.
it came! everybody cheered!!
guess i need my new phone to come today pray for me plz
a woman sits in front of a statue of a buddha
ALT: a woman sits in front of a statue of a buddha
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March 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
it came! everybody cheered!!
I've managed to get my hands on a copy of the livestream so I'm going to finally be able to write/record my full review of tit that I've been wanting to make for months now!! I just wanted to be able to see what tit was supposed to be like since my viewing didn't have the set and a bunch of props
March 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I've managed to get my hands on a copy of the livestream so I'm going to finally be able to write/record my full review of tit that I've been wanting to make for months now!! I just wanted to be able to see what tit was supposed to be like since my viewing didn't have the set and a bunch of props
guess i need my new phone to come today pray for me plz
a woman sits in front of a statue of a buddha
ALT: a woman sits in front of a statue of a buddha
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March 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
guess i need my new phone to come today pray for me plz
is this a safe space? I love doechii but I can't listen to anxiety cause I'm australian and gotye has me in a chokehold i guess
March 25, 2025 at 7:33 AM
is this a safe space? I love doechii but I can't listen to anxiety cause I'm australian and gotye has me in a chokehold i guess
terrible influence tour was a damn movie
March 25, 2025 at 6:11 AM
terrible influence tour was a damn movie
I guess we had never really questioned what The Pheal was doing prior to Dan and Phil. My phriend has lived a life!
March 25, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I guess we had never really questioned what The Pheal was doing prior to Dan and Phil. My phriend has lived a life!
omg my phone died completely a few days ago and i've been fighting for my life to get back into this account. I can finally shitpost here again (and update my pfp)
March 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
omg my phone died completely a few days ago and i've been fighting for my life to get back into this account. I can finally shitpost here again (and update my pfp)
They're obsessed with me I fear
March 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
They're obsessed with me I fear
Me when I catch my mum trying to take a candid shot to upload to her Facebook but I have to be a queer prick about it
February 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Me when I catch my mum trying to take a candid shot to upload to her Facebook but I have to be a queer prick about it
Oh golly gee, where did this mess come from 😏 guess a little roomba like me is just gonna have to nomnomnomnom chow down on this feast
February 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Oh golly gee, where did this mess come from 😏 guess a little roomba like me is just gonna have to nomnomnomnom chow down on this feast
Girly pop I know damn well we all went through the same pandemic a few years ago, put a mask on and give some roooooomm please did we learn nothing
*me at the chemist getting my happy pills*
Women directly next to me speaking to a pharmacist: "So yea can I get some of the strong cold and flu meds you have behind the counter? I'm experiencing the worst cold symptoms with an ear infection. Yea I'm just coughing and sniffling everywhere!!"
Me:
Women directly next to me speaking to a pharmacist: "So yea can I get some of the strong cold and flu meds you have behind the counter? I'm experiencing the worst cold symptoms with an ear infection. Yea I'm just coughing and sniffling everywhere!!"
Me:
a black dog with a blue collar is sitting on top of a white container .
ALT: a black dog with a blue collar is sitting on top of a white container .
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February 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Girly pop I know damn well we all went through the same pandemic a few years ago, put a mask on and give some roooooomm please did we learn nothing
*me at the chemist getting my happy pills*
Women directly next to me speaking to a pharmacist: "So yea can I get some of the strong cold and flu meds you have behind the counter? I'm experiencing the worst cold symptoms with an ear infection. Yea I'm just coughing and sniffling everywhere!!"
Me:
Women directly next to me speaking to a pharmacist: "So yea can I get some of the strong cold and flu meds you have behind the counter? I'm experiencing the worst cold symptoms with an ear infection. Yea I'm just coughing and sniffling everywhere!!"
Me:
a black dog with a blue collar is sitting on top of a white container .
ALT: a black dog with a blue collar is sitting on top of a white container .
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
*me at the chemist getting my happy pills*
Women directly next to me speaking to a pharmacist: "So yea can I get some of the strong cold and flu meds you have behind the counter? I'm experiencing the worst cold symptoms with an ear infection. Yea I'm just coughing and sniffling everywhere!!"
Me:
Women directly next to me speaking to a pharmacist: "So yea can I get some of the strong cold and flu meds you have behind the counter? I'm experiencing the worst cold symptoms with an ear infection. Yea I'm just coughing and sniffling everywhere!!"
Me:
I don't watch reality TV much or write fanfic but I had the wildest overwhelming compulsion to write an AU where dan and phil meet on Married at First Sight. Probably cause this new aus season suuuucksss
February 10, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I don't watch reality TV much or write fanfic but I had the wildest overwhelming compulsion to write an AU where dan and phil meet on Married at First Sight. Probably cause this new aus season suuuucksss
my superbowl 🥰😍🤩😘❤️❤️🔥🩷💛
February 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
my superbowl 🥰😍🤩😘❤️❤️🔥🩷💛
I'm so sorry that I got drunk last night and talked about devon smh someone needs to lock down my phandom accounts when I drink lmao do I have to get my ukulele out T_T
February 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I'm so sorry that I got drunk last night and talked about devon smh someone needs to lock down my phandom accounts when I drink lmao do I have to get my ukulele out T_T
Ok sorry im leaving now
February 8, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Ok sorry im leaving now