Not enough songs about wanting to fuck Santa
December 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Not enough songs about wanting to fuck Santa
We need ear muffs but for your nose.
December 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
We need ear muffs but for your nose.
No one gaslights like uber
December 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
No one gaslights like uber
Dude i actually love cubes so much
December 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Dude i actually love cubes so much
Money feels as real as tickets at Chuck E. Cheese
December 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Money feels as real as tickets at Chuck E. Cheese
If you see something suspicious, say something suspicious.
December 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
If you see something suspicious, say something suspicious.
Just 3 stocked a mario as bowser. Welcome to the koopa kingdom bitch
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Just 3 stocked a mario as bowser. Welcome to the koopa kingdom bitch
Yeah, hes only performatively doing CPR
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Yeah, hes only performatively doing CPR
Dont tell me if your pun was intended or not. Let it hang in there air, pussy.
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Dont tell me if your pun was intended or not. Let it hang in there air, pussy.
Gender is whats in my pants?
I guess my gender is peanut butter then. 😤
I guess my gender is peanut butter then. 😤
December 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Gender is whats in my pants?
I guess my gender is peanut butter then. 😤
I guess my gender is peanut butter then. 😤
I have gaydar, but for frogs.
Frogdar.
It mostly tells me where David Blaine is.
Frogdar.
It mostly tells me where David Blaine is.
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I have gaydar, but for frogs.
Frogdar.
It mostly tells me where David Blaine is.
Frogdar.
It mostly tells me where David Blaine is.
Wishin she would scampi on my shrimp…
November 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Wishin she would scampi on my shrimp…
Calling siri my good girl.
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Calling siri my good girl.
Call me carti the way this toilet paper got a whole lotta red
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Call me carti the way this toilet paper got a whole lotta red
Worried some ceiling fell into my cup of water i left overnight
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Worried some ceiling fell into my cup of water i left overnight
Zach de la Rocha rapping about designer bags
October 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Zach de la Rocha rapping about designer bags
Going to a comedy club and spit taking every joke
October 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Going to a comedy club and spit taking every joke
I put the semen in advertisement
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I put the semen in advertisement
I hate the upper west side. Fuck this geriatric nursing home
October 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I hate the upper west side. Fuck this geriatric nursing home
I’m basically a prophet except that the visions God bestows upon me are all lies.
September 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I’m basically a prophet except that the visions God bestows upon me are all lies.
I’d love to hang out with a bear if it promised not to kill me
September 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I’d love to hang out with a bear if it promised not to kill me
Reposted by Chombo
Tamir Rice was 12.
Trayvon Martin was 17.
Michael Brown was 18.
Stephon Clark was 22.
Elijah McClain was 23.
Ahmaud Arbury was 25.
Breonna Taylor was 26.
Sandra Bland was 28.
Since y’all, now, recognize how young 31 is.
Trayvon Martin was 17.
Michael Brown was 18.
Stephon Clark was 22.
Elijah McClain was 23.
Ahmaud Arbury was 25.
Breonna Taylor was 26.
Sandra Bland was 28.
Since y’all, now, recognize how young 31 is.
September 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Tamir Rice was 12.
Trayvon Martin was 17.
Michael Brown was 18.
Stephon Clark was 22.
Elijah McClain was 23.
Ahmaud Arbury was 25.
Breonna Taylor was 26.
Sandra Bland was 28.
Since y’all, now, recognize how young 31 is.
Trayvon Martin was 17.
Michael Brown was 18.
Stephon Clark was 22.
Elijah McClain was 23.
Ahmaud Arbury was 25.
Breonna Taylor was 26.
Sandra Bland was 28.
Since y’all, now, recognize how young 31 is.
Every three months i kill myself, and then i wake up in bed the next morning like nothing happened.
September 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Every three months i kill myself, and then i wake up in bed the next morning like nothing happened.
I hate when a girl has beautiful back tattoo. I can’t enjoy myself; I’m getting mesmerized by true art
September 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I hate when a girl has beautiful back tattoo. I can’t enjoy myself; I’m getting mesmerized by true art