Old Man Brett
@oldmanbrett.bsky.social
Justice and Fairness don't exist in the universe. But the beauty of being Human is that we can conceive of these things and create them in our world.
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Old Man Brett
@oldmanbrett.bsky.social
· Nov 16
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ALT: a man in a suit holds a baton in front of a crowd of people
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Fascism has come to America.
There is no more denying it.
There is no more denying it.
January 25, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Fascism has come to America.
There is no more denying it.
There is no more denying it.
New coworker is a loon.
“I don’t eat meat because it’s all genetically modified to include human DNA”
“I don’t eat noodles because after you cook it, if you put it under a microscope, you can see all the parasites!”
“I don’t eat meat because it’s all genetically modified to include human DNA”
“I don’t eat noodles because after you cook it, if you put it under a microscope, you can see all the parasites!”
January 19, 2026 at 8:05 PM
New coworker is a loon.
“I don’t eat meat because it’s all genetically modified to include human DNA”
“I don’t eat noodles because after you cook it, if you put it under a microscope, you can see all the parasites!”
“I don’t eat meat because it’s all genetically modified to include human DNA”
“I don’t eat noodles because after you cook it, if you put it under a microscope, you can see all the parasites!”
I'm thinking, as a Minnesotan, that if Trump invokes the Insurrection Act, that we shut the state down.
Everyone stay home.
No open businesses. No stores, no gas, no restaurants for the occupiers. Nobody working in those hotels.
Just a complete statewide strike and shutdown.
Everyone stay home.
No open businesses. No stores, no gas, no restaurants for the occupiers. Nobody working in those hotels.
Just a complete statewide strike and shutdown.
January 16, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I'm thinking, as a Minnesotan, that if Trump invokes the Insurrection Act, that we shut the state down.
Everyone stay home.
No open businesses. No stores, no gas, no restaurants for the occupiers. Nobody working in those hotels.
Just a complete statewide strike and shutdown.
Everyone stay home.
No open businesses. No stores, no gas, no restaurants for the occupiers. Nobody working in those hotels.
Just a complete statewide strike and shutdown.
Donald Trump is threatening to murder Iranians because they're shooting protesters.
While he celebrates shooting innocent people in America.
While he celebrates shooting innocent people in America.
January 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Donald Trump is threatening to murder Iranians because they're shooting protesters.
While he celebrates shooting innocent people in America.
While he celebrates shooting innocent people in America.
Man, the average MAGA cultist is really twisting his own head in knots trying to spin Ms. Good as some dangerous liberal terrorist who deserved to be shot.
They really want this.
There's going to be a lot more blood shed.
They really want this.
There's going to be a lot more blood shed.
January 10, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Man, the average MAGA cultist is really twisting his own head in knots trying to spin Ms. Good as some dangerous liberal terrorist who deserved to be shot.
They really want this.
There's going to be a lot more blood shed.
They really want this.
There's going to be a lot more blood shed.
Baffle
Totally bewilder or perplex.
Perplex
Cause (someone) to feel completely baffled.
Bewilder
Cause (someone) to become perplexed and confused.
I hope this clarifies their meaning.
Totally bewilder or perplex.
Perplex
Cause (someone) to feel completely baffled.
Bewilder
Cause (someone) to become perplexed and confused.
I hope this clarifies their meaning.
January 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Baffle
Totally bewilder or perplex.
Perplex
Cause (someone) to feel completely baffled.
Bewilder
Cause (someone) to become perplexed and confused.
I hope this clarifies their meaning.
Totally bewilder or perplex.
Perplex
Cause (someone) to feel completely baffled.
Bewilder
Cause (someone) to become perplexed and confused.
I hope this clarifies their meaning.
Seeing this YouTube ad where this guy says "the worst state to live in is Minnesota!".
And I hit skip on the ad because the guy looks like he's about to try to sell me a monorail.
And I hit skip on the ad because the guy looks like he's about to try to sell me a monorail.
January 4, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Seeing this YouTube ad where this guy says "the worst state to live in is Minnesota!".
And I hit skip on the ad because the guy looks like he's about to try to sell me a monorail.
And I hit skip on the ad because the guy looks like he's about to try to sell me a monorail.
"My man" is reading this thread asking, with increasing volume and desperation "What's wrong with that?"
My man looks like he’s explaining to the cops how he got stuck inside that McDonalds PlayPalace
January 1, 2026 at 10:02 PM
"My man" is reading this thread asking, with increasing volume and desperation "What's wrong with that?"
December 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Good: A Pathfinder 1e PFS session was scheduled in my area.
I love Pathfinder 1e.
Bad: The GM listed is a guy I don't want to play with because he's too interested in telling his own stories and doesn't listen to what the players are telling him.
Been burned by him too many times.
I love Pathfinder 1e.
Bad: The GM listed is a guy I don't want to play with because he's too interested in telling his own stories and doesn't listen to what the players are telling him.
Been burned by him too many times.
a man in a suit says perhaps another time
ALT: a man in a suit says perhaps another time
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December 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Good: A Pathfinder 1e PFS session was scheduled in my area.
I love Pathfinder 1e.
Bad: The GM listed is a guy I don't want to play with because he's too interested in telling his own stories and doesn't listen to what the players are telling him.
Been burned by him too many times.
I love Pathfinder 1e.
Bad: The GM listed is a guy I don't want to play with because he's too interested in telling his own stories and doesn't listen to what the players are telling him.
Been burned by him too many times.
I got a check from my electric company for $1.15.
All the paperwork in the envelope for just that had to cost them several times that just to process, print and mail.
And I'm like "Do I need to waste my time depositing this thing?"
All the paperwork in the envelope for just that had to cost them several times that just to process, print and mail.
And I'm like "Do I need to waste my time depositing this thing?"
December 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I got a check from my electric company for $1.15.
All the paperwork in the envelope for just that had to cost them several times that just to process, print and mail.
And I'm like "Do I need to waste my time depositing this thing?"
All the paperwork in the envelope for just that had to cost them several times that just to process, print and mail.
And I'm like "Do I need to waste my time depositing this thing?"
"This old guy to my right is really creeping me out. I've already told him that I'm not interested."
December 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
"This old guy to my right is really creeping me out. I've already told him that I'm not interested."
Bread and jello, and marmite
They’re delicious in his sight
Jesus loves to eat the children of the world
They’re delicious in his sight
Jesus loves to eat the children of the world
December 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Bread and jello, and marmite
They’re delicious in his sight
Jesus loves to eat the children of the world
They’re delicious in his sight
Jesus loves to eat the children of the world
Does anyone else feel like Order of the Stick has just been (literally and figuratively) walking itself in circles for the last year or more trying to avoid the end of the story?
I'm getting bored with it.
I'm getting bored with it.
December 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Does anyone else feel like Order of the Stick has just been (literally and figuratively) walking itself in circles for the last year or more trying to avoid the end of the story?
I'm getting bored with it.
I'm getting bored with it.
Just reading the comments on the rumor that Ronda Rousey is looking for a boxing match as a return to combat sports was more entertaining and brought more laughs than any TV show I could have watched tonight.
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Just reading the comments on the rumor that Ronda Rousey is looking for a boxing match as a return to combat sports was more entertaining and brought more laughs than any TV show I could have watched tonight.
Ah yes, spam ads on web pages.
How else would I know that Keanu Reeves has a secret mansion in a nearby Minnesota suburb?
How else would I know that Keanu Reeves has a secret mansion in a nearby Minnesota suburb?
a man with long curly hair is wearing a tin foil hat and saying `` seems a little crazy '' .
ALT: a man with long curly hair is wearing a tin foil hat and saying `` seems a little crazy '' .
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December 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Ah yes, spam ads on web pages.
How else would I know that Keanu Reeves has a secret mansion in a nearby Minnesota suburb?
How else would I know that Keanu Reeves has a secret mansion in a nearby Minnesota suburb?
"Our business is customer-driven, so if we have to push our workforce to the point of open revolt and mass exodus, then that's what we'll do"
Has got to be the damned stupidest management idea.
Has got to be the damned stupidest management idea.
December 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
"Our business is customer-driven, so if we have to push our workforce to the point of open revolt and mass exodus, then that's what we'll do"
Has got to be the damned stupidest management idea.
Has got to be the damned stupidest management idea.
Oh hey, maybe we can have ash trees after all!
Until it mutates and infects us, anyway.
twin-cities.umn.edu/news-events/...
Until it mutates and infects us, anyway.
twin-cities.umn.edu/news-events/...
Fungi from Minnesota can kill emerald ash borer beetles
A new study from the University of Minnesota found that several species of parasitic fungi were effective at killing emerald ash borer beetles, one of the most devastating forest pests to ever hit Nor...
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December 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Oh hey, maybe we can have ash trees after all!
Until it mutates and infects us, anyway.
twin-cities.umn.edu/news-events/...
Until it mutates and infects us, anyway.
twin-cities.umn.edu/news-events/...
Being up late on a work night is confusing the hell out of my cat.
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Being up late on a work night is confusing the hell out of my cat.
Hey Lehman's.
You're wasting your money on YouTube ads that play to people in Minnesota.
The whole thing reminds me of how Gurney's basically bankrupted themselves in the 90's by sending people like me 13+ catalogs every year because the catalog people promised it was cost effective.
You're wasting your money on YouTube ads that play to people in Minnesota.
The whole thing reminds me of how Gurney's basically bankrupted themselves in the 90's by sending people like me 13+ catalogs every year because the catalog people promised it was cost effective.
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Hey Lehman's.
You're wasting your money on YouTube ads that play to people in Minnesota.
The whole thing reminds me of how Gurney's basically bankrupted themselves in the 90's by sending people like me 13+ catalogs every year because the catalog people promised it was cost effective.
You're wasting your money on YouTube ads that play to people in Minnesota.
The whole thing reminds me of how Gurney's basically bankrupted themselves in the 90's by sending people like me 13+ catalogs every year because the catalog people promised it was cost effective.