Eris
@oldbayheaux.bsky.social
Sometimes I'm funny, but I'm always a feral magical girl (even if I'm 34) with great eyebrows. 🔞
Me: are you okay?
My brother: depends. If it's a day ending in y, then no
My brother: depends. If it's a day ending in y, then no
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Me: are you okay?
My brother: depends. If it's a day ending in y, then no
My brother: depends. If it's a day ending in y, then no
Me: You've never seen Over The Garden Wall?
Andrew: Is that the sequel to Rocky Horror?
Andrew: Is that the sequel to Rocky Horror?
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Me: You've never seen Over The Garden Wall?
Andrew: Is that the sequel to Rocky Horror?
Andrew: Is that the sequel to Rocky Horror?
Ham slurping and other activities. Ham slurping for the soul.
October 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Ham slurping and other activities. Ham slurping for the soul.
The opposite of Hygge is Heidi.
Hygge means comfortable. Hygge means cozy. Heidi means BIIIIIITCH.
Hygge means comfortable. Hygge means cozy. Heidi means BIIIIIITCH.
October 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The opposite of Hygge is Heidi.
Hygge means comfortable. Hygge means cozy. Heidi means BIIIIIITCH.
Hygge means comfortable. Hygge means cozy. Heidi means BIIIIIITCH.
"Anal Coins... Anal Coins... Every morning you greet me."
October 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
"Anal Coins... Anal Coins... Every morning you greet me."
"Limp dicks and cinnamon sticks."
October 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
"Limp dicks and cinnamon sticks."
"A one armed burlesque dancer. You take those clothes off with your teeth. Go off, girl."
October 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"A one armed burlesque dancer. You take those clothes off with your teeth. Go off, girl."
Video: the healthiest thing you can eat to decrease stress is..
Me: the healthiest thing you can eat to decrease stress is anything that will kill you
Me: the healthiest thing you can eat to decrease stress is anything that will kill you
October 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Video: the healthiest thing you can eat to decrease stress is..
Me: the healthiest thing you can eat to decrease stress is anything that will kill you
Me: the healthiest thing you can eat to decrease stress is anything that will kill you
Ah yes. Another peaceful lunch break sitting on my porch, listening to one of the kids across the street just constantly screaming.
October 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Ah yes. Another peaceful lunch break sitting on my porch, listening to one of the kids across the street just constantly screaming.
"That's Ham Cordon Bloyster."
-Husband
-Husband
October 5, 2025 at 1:08 PM
"That's Ham Cordon Bloyster."
-Husband
-Husband
"I've cried on 95 for worse reasons." -Husband
October 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
"I've cried on 95 for worse reasons." -Husband
My Playlist of beautiful, refined, elegant music for while I'm working consists of...
Caramelldansen, Party Rock Anthem, and a LOT of Eurovision songs.
Highly motivating. Just like when I'd be driving to faire in full garb blasting the same music.
Caramelldansen, Party Rock Anthem, and a LOT of Eurovision songs.
Highly motivating. Just like when I'd be driving to faire in full garb blasting the same music.
October 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
My Playlist of beautiful, refined, elegant music for while I'm working consists of...
Caramelldansen, Party Rock Anthem, and a LOT of Eurovision songs.
Highly motivating. Just like when I'd be driving to faire in full garb blasting the same music.
Caramelldansen, Party Rock Anthem, and a LOT of Eurovision songs.
Highly motivating. Just like when I'd be driving to faire in full garb blasting the same music.
Day 3. Yay music. I MISS MY CAT 😭
September 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Day 3. Yay music. I MISS MY CAT 😭
Not even 24 hours in and I miss the Cheese Wheel. 🥲
I just really love my baby cat.
I just really love my baby cat.
September 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Not even 24 hours in and I miss the Cheese Wheel. 🥲
I just really love my baby cat.
I just really love my baby cat.
"That's not hard, you just need to be a tenor."
- Nate
- Nate
September 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
"That's not hard, you just need to be a tenor."
- Nate
- Nate
"Snoop Dogg is not the pope?"
-Me
-Me
August 31, 2025 at 2:23 PM
"Snoop Dogg is not the pope?"
-Me
-Me
I bite my brother. My brother bites me. I get a bruise.
He said I wouldn't 🤷
He said I wouldn't 🤷
August 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I bite my brother. My brother bites me. I get a bruise.
He said I wouldn't 🤷
He said I wouldn't 🤷
"well they Mac and chose wrong"
August 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"well they Mac and chose wrong"
Me: Raincoat of Love
Nate: It's called a condom
Nate: It's called a condom
August 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Me: Raincoat of Love
Nate: It's called a condom
Nate: It's called a condom
W: He's in a Robin Williams movie about a teacher fed up with everything
Me: Good Will Hunting?
Me: Good Will Hunting?
July 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
W: He's in a Robin Williams movie about a teacher fed up with everything
Me: Good Will Hunting?
Me: Good Will Hunting?
Phenomenon do do de do do
July 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Phenomenon do do de do do
"this is acceptable use of kale."
Me
Me
July 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
"this is acceptable use of kale."
Me
Me
"it's over priced and under good."
-Ash
-Ash
July 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"it's over priced and under good."
-Ash
-Ash