tfw; fucking kids isn’t attractive
February 9, 2026 at 7:09 PM
tfw; fucking kids isn’t attractive
idk, i feel like the 2nd amendment might be screaming at your dear face, dawg
February 9, 2026 at 7:08 PM
idk, i feel like the 2nd amendment might be screaming at your dear face, dawg
tfw: everyone else figures out oop is stupid
February 9, 2026 at 6:12 PM
tfw: everyone else figures out oop is stupid
you know what would be cool? if software people randomly decided they don’t want to die in a ditch, and unionized instead
February 9, 2026 at 5:53 PM
you know what would be cool? if software people randomly decided they don’t want to die in a ditch, and unionized instead
i should youtube. investorcat.gif
February 9, 2026 at 5:04 PM
i should youtube. investorcat.gif
it seems i’ve been manipulated by a (gasp) woman for about 30 years. pro tip: anyone can be shitty, regardless of undercarriage
February 9, 2026 at 5:01 PM
it seems i’ve been manipulated by a (gasp) woman for about 30 years. pro tip: anyone can be shitty, regardless of undercarriage
missing all the hotties from when i was married for half a century
February 9, 2026 at 4:54 PM
missing all the hotties from when i was married for half a century
so, where do you think your bed is? texas? new mexico?(lol), maybe if you are naughty ecuador?
February 9, 2026 at 4:51 PM
so, where do you think your bed is? texas? new mexico?(lol), maybe if you are naughty ecuador?
my neighbor was stan hubbard. he used to call my dad to fix his ac. i used to screw around with the kid of a state supreme court justice. (hi nikki). don’t think for a minute your access will help you. there’s a camp bed with your name on it.
February 9, 2026 at 4:46 PM
my neighbor was stan hubbard. he used to call my dad to fix his ac. i used to screw around with the kid of a state supreme court justice. (hi nikki). don’t think for a minute your access will help you. there’s a camp bed with your name on it.
the completely predictable thing is, when you have a monopoly on violence, you can do anything you want. literally anything, death camps, roving gangs, anything!
February 9, 2026 at 4:34 PM
the completely predictable thing is, when you have a monopoly on violence, you can do anything you want. literally anything, death camps, roving gangs, anything!
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the absolute state of things, in one image
February 9, 2026 at 4:29 PM
the absolute state of things, in one image
fun fact: i’ve known quite a few cios, and they even know that job only exists to take a bullet. stay in school kids
February 9, 2026 at 4:27 PM
fun fact: i’ve known quite a few cios, and they even know that job only exists to take a bullet. stay in school kids
hi retard tech bros, you are being robbed. have nice day!
February 9, 2026 at 4:11 PM
hi retard tech bros, you are being robbed. have nice day!
as a minneapolitan, i’d prefer elected officials do something, anything all
February 9, 2026 at 3:52 PM
as a minneapolitan, i’d prefer elected officials do something, anything all
i cannot thank the @regimecpa.bsky.social enough for prompting me to play hitman. if you need regime accountability, check that dude out
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
i cannot thank the @regimecpa.bsky.social enough for prompting me to play hitman. if you need regime accountability, check that dude out
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Sydney protestor held down and punched in the head and liver for protesting the visit of Israeli president Isaac Herzog to Australia
February 9, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Sydney protestor held down and punched in the head and liver for protesting the visit of Israeli president Isaac Herzog to Australia
hey, lindsay vonn was from my absolutely degenerate home town. went back there last week, and yep, somehow got worse
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 PM
hey, lindsay vonn was from my absolutely degenerate home town. went back there last week, and yep, somehow got worse
i have opinions about jail food btw
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 PM
i have opinions about jail food btw
(i called my parole officer on time btw, just didn’t remember the random 6 digit number they assigned in jail)
February 9, 2026 at 3:20 PM
(i called my parole officer on time btw, just didn’t remember the random 6 digit number they assigned in jail)
i mean, being randomly arrested is a way to meet people, but no thanks
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 PM
i mean, being randomly arrested is a way to meet people, but no thanks
disappointed/happy to learn the state will just text you your PIN if you don’t call your parole officer on time
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 PM
disappointed/happy to learn the state will just text you your PIN if you don’t call your parole officer on time
yeah, i know, sex crimes 😂
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 PM
yeah, i know, sex crimes 😂
you know what i just learned in history class, is that cops will beat the everloving shit out of you even when you can see their face. maybe do something about that ?
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 PM
you know what i just learned in history class, is that cops will beat the everloving shit out of you even when you can see their face. maybe do something about that ?
super bowl 60 was it? yah, nice grandma, time for bed now
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 PM
super bowl 60 was it? yah, nice grandma, time for bed now
i think everyone should have a taste of our carceral state. spend a week in jail, you’ll be an instant radical (and meet some hysterically funny dudes)
February 9, 2026 at 11:13 AM
i think everyone should have a taste of our carceral state. spend a week in jail, you’ll be an instant radical (and meet some hysterically funny dudes)