Nothing ruins my day like getting the watery mustard pre-cum on the sandwich I'm making.

I don't have the energy to build an account on yet another social platform, so if ya'll could just like and follow without me doing any work that'd be neat.

Everyone gangster until they're wearing a romper and have to use a public restroom.

I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm fucking scared

Anyway...hi 👋🏻