Glass half full: Big opportunity here for Kimmel to bring the Man Show back. I have a feeling for some reason that one won’t get cancelled.
September 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Glass half full: Big opportunity here for Kimmel to bring the Man Show back. I have a feeling for some reason that one won’t get cancelled.
People ask me why I don’t talk about my job and the answer is because being a graphic designer is dumb as hell.
“How’s work going”
“Not gonna lie man, today was a nightmare until I moved the letter N closer to the letter W. You wouldn’t get it”
“How’s work going”
“Not gonna lie man, today was a nightmare until I moved the letter N closer to the letter W. You wouldn’t get it”
September 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
People ask me why I don’t talk about my job and the answer is because being a graphic designer is dumb as hell.
“How’s work going”
“Not gonna lie man, today was a nightmare until I moved the letter N closer to the letter W. You wouldn’t get it”
“How’s work going”
“Not gonna lie man, today was a nightmare until I moved the letter N closer to the letter W. You wouldn’t get it”
The worst part about there being ai bands is that when you tell them to kill themselves, they can’t. Also probably the music.
July 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The worst part about there being ai bands is that when you tell them to kill themselves, they can’t. Also probably the music.
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JUST ANNOUNCED! 📢 Comedian and member of
@thesloppyboys.bsky.social - @mikehanford.bsky.social
is coming to Grog Shop August 7. Mike is part of The Birthday Boys and known for Comedy Bang! Bang! He's also funny as f*ck. See him live with @okpants.bsky.social
🎫: grogshop.gs/tm-event/mik...
@thesloppyboys.bsky.social - @mikehanford.bsky.social
is coming to Grog Shop August 7. Mike is part of The Birthday Boys and known for Comedy Bang! Bang! He's also funny as f*ck. See him live with @okpants.bsky.social
🎫: grogshop.gs/tm-event/mik...
June 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
JUST ANNOUNCED! 📢 Comedian and member of
@thesloppyboys.bsky.social - @mikehanford.bsky.social
is coming to Grog Shop August 7. Mike is part of The Birthday Boys and known for Comedy Bang! Bang! He's also funny as f*ck. See him live with @okpants.bsky.social
🎫: grogshop.gs/tm-event/mik...
@thesloppyboys.bsky.social - @mikehanford.bsky.social
is coming to Grog Shop August 7. Mike is part of The Birthday Boys and known for Comedy Bang! Bang! He's also funny as f*ck. See him live with @okpants.bsky.social
🎫: grogshop.gs/tm-event/mik...
Got kicked out of TJ Maxx for having TJ Sexx
June 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Got kicked out of TJ Maxx for having TJ Sexx
The best thing about this app is I have yet to see any dweebs on here posting unsolicited advice on how to be a “high value male” or some such small pee-pee shit
March 20, 2025 at 6:50 AM
The best thing about this app is I have yet to see any dweebs on here posting unsolicited advice on how to be a “high value male” or some such small pee-pee shit
You should be able to vape Diet Coke
March 20, 2025 at 6:48 AM
You should be able to vape Diet Coke
Might buy a Cybertruck just to be the first guy to get sucked off in one
March 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Might buy a Cybertruck just to be the first guy to get sucked off in one
Glad I have another one of these apps to copy and paste jokes no one really needs on one platform let alone 3.
March 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Glad I have another one of these apps to copy and paste jokes no one really needs on one platform let alone 3.
I have a recession-proof boner
March 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I have a recession-proof boner
“He was sending his heart out”
Move over “thoughts and prayers”, now every politician is gonna sieg heil when there’s a school shooting!
Move over “thoughts and prayers”, now every politician is gonna sieg heil when there’s a school shooting!
January 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
“He was sending his heart out”
Move over “thoughts and prayers”, now every politician is gonna sieg heil when there’s a school shooting!
Move over “thoughts and prayers”, now every politician is gonna sieg heil when there’s a school shooting!
Can’t wait for No Nut November to end
December 13, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Can’t wait for No Nut November to end
Being a creative director used to mean something
November 20, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Being a creative director used to mean something
I don’t “crash out” I “respond accordingly and am told to find a new therapist”
November 19, 2024 at 12:48 AM
I don’t “crash out” I “respond accordingly and am told to find a new therapist”
Sick we did it guys. We’re at a different party and no one brought any drugs. Suck it, Twitter.
November 13, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Sick we did it guys. We’re at a different party and no one brought any drugs. Suck it, Twitter.
Chipotle used to be the apex of human achievement in chain restaurant eating and now it’s just a corrugated metal box covered in boogers and lettuce
October 19, 2023 at 1:25 AM
Chipotle used to be the apex of human achievement in chain restaurant eating and now it’s just a corrugated metal box covered in boogers and lettuce
Are nudes allowed on here
October 18, 2023 at 1:02 AM
Are nudes allowed on here