Voice Actor (mostly rehabilitated)
Esteemed author of Getting In, THE definitive guide to building a life as a professional actor.
https://a.co/d/bochcCp
Nah, just foolin. Buy the book. It's all butt jokes here.
It's okay to have an early frontrunner. Happens a lot. But that can't affect your word.
And bruh. The number of times an absolute banger slipped in right under the wire?
Come on.
Let your people flex.
But I realized, beyond general unfairness, why it also bothers me.
Being cast after careful consideration means being trusted.
(con't.)
It's okay to have an early frontrunner. Happens a lot. But that can't affect your word.
And bruh. The number of times an absolute banger slipped in right under the wire?
Come on.
Let your people flex.
Paperback for the nerds:
a.co/d/0Az9I7L
Audiobook for the illiterate:
Listen to Getting In by Joel McDonald on Audible. www.audible.com/pd/B0FSG7L3S...
Paperback for the nerds:
a.co/d/0Az9I7L
Audiobook for the illiterate:
Listen to Getting In by Joel McDonald on Audible. www.audible.com/pd/B0FSG7L3S...
Gonna eat em all and gaslight the hell out of her.
Gonna eat em all and gaslight the hell out of her.
"Yeah, but you could just learn to prompt the AI and make it good!"
Sir, you could also gargle these nuts.
"Yeah, but you could just learn to prompt the AI and make it good!"
Sir, you could also gargle these nuts.
Me: Another one? You just lost one yesterday!
Kiddo: Yeah, that's the one I lost. I was just looking at it and I dropped it and now it's gone.
Me: Okay, where did you drop it?
Kiddo: In your keyboard.
Me: Another one? You just lost one yesterday!
Kiddo: Yeah, that's the one I lost. I was just looking at it and I dropped it and now it's gone.
Me: Okay, where did you drop it?
Kiddo: In your keyboard.
Then he heard me in something and was like, "Hey! If that guy can do it, I DEFINITELY can!"
Then he heard me in something and was like, "Hey! If that guy can do it, I DEFINITELY can!"
(only real ones will understand)
(only real ones will understand)
Listen to Getting In by Joel McDonald on Audible. www.audible.com/pd/B0FSG7L3S...
Listen to Getting In by Joel McDonald on Audible. www.audible.com/pd/B0FSG7L3S...
Turns out it was a baby goat with its head caught in a fence.
So... partial credit, I guess.
Turns out it was a baby goat with its head caught in a fence.
So... partial credit, I guess.
If there's one thing Borderlands 4 has taught me so far
it's that for somebody who's spent the last 7 years working in game dev
I am exceptionally bad at video games.
If there's one thing Borderlands 4 has taught me so far
it's that for somebody who's spent the last 7 years working in game dev
I am exceptionally bad at video games.
Meet the actors behind your new Vault Hunters.
youtu.be/mnaz47_MBfY
Cashier: Throwing a party?
Me:
Cashier: Throwing a party?
Me:
Me: Why?
Wifey: They've gotten really rough and scratchy and it's bad for my skin.
[proceeds to scrape her feet with a $60 river rock]
Me: Why?
Wifey: They've gotten really rough and scratchy and it's bad for my skin.
[proceeds to scrape her feet with a $60 river rock]
Well, not "A."
Ask me something halfway interesting and I might respond.
#AMSHIAIMR
Well, not "A."
Ask me something halfway interesting and I might respond.
#AMSHIAIMR
Like how 11 dudes can live in a 4 bedroom/2 bath house with turn of the century water pressure.
There were many fights.
Like how 11 dudes can live in a 4 bedroom/2 bath house with turn of the century water pressure.
There were many fights.
Kiddo: Looks good! Can I see yours?
Me: I... don't have one. Not anymore.
Kiddo: Looks good! Can I see yours?
Me: I... don't have one. Not anymore.
They already weren't great. Now they're the worst.
They already weren't great. Now they're the worst.