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caught wind that this is Twitter now
at yes, chekhov’s vibrating butt plug
August 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Going to see fantastic f*ur just for the Avatar: Fire and Ash trailer
August 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I love when my local dispensary calls me to let me know that Darryl “D.M.C” McDaniels of Run D.M.C. fame will be stopping by this Thursday
March 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
As a girlie who brought up the “would you fuck your clone” debate at every sleepover… I quite enjoyed Mickey 17
March 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I work at a public library, and it breaks my heart every time I have to explain to someone searching for a film that the distributor simply chose not to make ANY PHYSICAL MEDIA
March 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
“Have you seen Pamela Anderson these days?” ,yes and I’ll punch you out for your fucking tone
March 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
They should let me be the first lady in the Blue Man Group because I too am mysteriously off putting yet whimsically percussive
March 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
#Yellowjackets loves to flex their top tier casting with present/past character transition shots and no part of me can be mad, it eats every time
March 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
she’s like if Carolyn took the substance and crashed out #survivor #survivor48
February 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Counter striking the Costco Guys with Joe’s Hoes, a group where we wear slutty little outfits and gas up the stuff in the Trader Joe’s freezer section
January 16, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Anything can be a squatty potty if you’re creative enough
January 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I love the 24 hour news cycle
December 8, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Did Spotify just call me an autistic furry????
December 3, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Learned 2 things about the Coppola family today:
1. FF had a son who got decapitated on a boat when he was 22
2. Jason Schwartzman
November 17, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Learned about this diva today
November 16, 2024 at 11:46 PM
honestly I don’t even think Emily Blunt would agree that office jim is the sexiest man alive like???
November 13, 2024 at 6:54 PM
when the grocery situation in the fridge is looking dire
November 8, 2024 at 4:28 AM
if u go on mute for 5 seconds during the zoom call I assume you’re ripping ass
November 7, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Maria Menounos on the big screen feels like a family member to me at this point
November 6, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Pretty wild to think Jennifer Coolidge used to be the First Lady of these Unites Stats
November 3, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Uber driver who is a recent monk who took a vow of silence and he’s got 10,000 five star reviews
November 3, 2024 at 7:16 PM