𝗹𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗯𝗼𝘆
@oilslicked.bsky.social
same shit. a different life. i'll get it right some time. ( but maybe not tonight. )
Pinned
wow. nothin gets by you, does it? he's also got my crowd pleasing sense uv humour. the whole package. all yours, for the low low price of 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦.⠀⠀*‼️
the first one is subjective, and I do agree that you’re handsome, but those last two don’t sound like you at all.
it is me. he has my dashing good looks, my keen sense of propriety, and my likeable personality.
January 25, 2026 at 6:53 PM
wow. nothin gets by you, does it? he's also got my crowd pleasing sense uv humour. the whole package. all yours, for the low low price of 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦.⠀⠀*‼️
it is me. he has my dashing good looks, my keen sense of propriety, and my likeable personality.
January 25, 2026 at 6:34 PM
it is me. he has my dashing good looks, my keen sense of propriety, and my likeable personality.
trust me, you li'l perv, you ain't finding me this time. nah. i'm talkin' about setting you up with someone else who'll stoke yer fire 'cause i don't have time for this.
to go bathing in the river again when spring comes back? I hope it’s that.
. . y'know, i just had an idea.
January 25, 2026 at 6:20 PM
trust me, you li'l perv, you ain't finding me this time. nah. i'm talkin' about setting you up with someone else who'll stoke yer fire 'cause i don't have time for this.
extra points if you do it fast.
you just wanna watch me walk away?
g'won n get to work then.
January 25, 2026 at 6:16 PM
extra points if you do it fast.
. . y'know, i just had an idea.
sometimes you have to get friendly to get the close up of muscles. 🌸
January 25, 2026 at 6:15 PM
. . y'know, i just had an idea.
people are gettin too friendly around me. not a fan.
January 25, 2026 at 5:53 PM
people are gettin too friendly around me. not a fan.
g'won n get to work then.
i dunno. could be busier.
keepin' busy, honeybee?
January 25, 2026 at 5:44 PM
g'won n get to work then.
holding a carabineer in his mouth as he kneels up on the mayor's truck. deft hands pull a tie down strap tight and secure around the newest crate of farmer goods.
January 25, 2026 at 5:17 PM
holding a carabineer in his mouth as he kneels up on the mayor's truck. deft hands pull a tie down strap tight and secure around the newest crate of farmer goods.
keepin' busy, honeybee?
January 25, 2026 at 5:07 PM
keepin' busy, honeybee?
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he showed me his scars, and in return he let me pretend that i had none.
January 25, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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i'm older than you, i got a feeling i check yer criteria for scruffy, but i ain't scared of shite, so we're two outta three. that mean we're dating?
you wouldn’t really fulfill any daddy issues for me. I just like my men older, scruffy, or nervous of me. it’s a taste of mine. ✨
a list of——? fuckin hell . . looks like 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 in this town's infected with a raging case of father issues.
January 25, 2026 at 4:54 PM
i'm older than you, i got a feeling i check yer criteria for scruffy, but i ain't scared of shite, so we're two outta three. that mean we're dating?
nervous ! fuckin' hell, you must be off yer rocker !
January 25, 2026 at 4:44 PM
nervous ! fuckin' hell, you must be off yer rocker !
a list of——? fuckin hell . . looks like 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 in this town's infected with a raging case of father issues.
no, I just wanted to know if you checked off another box on my list of preferences in a man. 🌸
January 25, 2026 at 4:35 PM
a list of——? fuckin hell . . looks like 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 in this town's infected with a raging case of father issues.
old enough to know that ain't a word in any dictionary, young enough not to give a toss.
how old are you?
can somebody translate
January 25, 2026 at 4:13 PM
old enough to know that ain't a word in any dictionary, young enough not to give a toss.
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i love you like a rotten dog. i love you like my canines are falling out of my gums.
January 25, 2026 at 1:58 PM
i love you like a rotten dog. i love you like my canines are falling out of my gums.
can somebody translate
lowkirkuine twins
January 25, 2026 at 3:58 PM
can somebody translate
blows a puff of smoke.
January 25, 2026 at 3:58 PM
blows a puff of smoke.
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January 25, 2026 at 3:57 PM
you could know she's in heaven drinkin manna and singin hymns and whatever the fuck else they do up there. wouldn't do a thing to stop allat hurt.
... i know. but i wish i could.
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⠀⠀ya can't be knowin' that, mate.
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⠀⠀ya can't be knowin' that, mate.
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January 25, 2026 at 3:55 PM
you could know she's in heaven drinkin manna and singin hymns and whatever the fuck else they do up there. wouldn't do a thing to stop allat hurt.
"don't act cute, you cheeky twat. maybe i was just lettin' you feel useful for once. fuckin amateur hour over here."
he glances at the fruit in his hand, the sweet citrusy smell of orange zest rising off the ground from the fruit that had already dropped
he glances at the fruit in his hand, the sweet citrusy smell of orange zest rising off the ground from the fruit that had already dropped
"if ya keep tellin' yerself that, someday you'll believe it."
a self-satisfied smirk worms it's way onto his face, wiped away with a soft grunt as the fruit hit his chest — more surprise than pain.
he leans down to pick up the orange, tossing it in the air before holding it flat in his palm.
a self-satisfied smirk worms it's way onto his face, wiped away with a soft grunt as the fruit hit his chest — more surprise than pain.
he leans down to pick up the orange, tossing it in the air before holding it flat in his palm.
will raises his arms away from the point of contact, first signs of dissent already on his lips. that's the shitty thing about letting someone know you. alexei knows he ain't gonna throw an elbow into his face . . on purpose.
but he does use the boost
but he does use the boost
January 25, 2026 at 2:28 PM
"don't act cute, you cheeky twat. maybe i was just lettin' you feel useful for once. fuckin amateur hour over here."
he glances at the fruit in his hand, the sweet citrusy smell of orange zest rising off the ground from the fruit that had already dropped
he glances at the fruit in his hand, the sweet citrusy smell of orange zest rising off the ground from the fruit that had already dropped
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I'M LIKE A BAD EXPERIENCE—— TEACH YOU A LESSON!
January 25, 2026 at 1:28 PM
I'M LIKE A BAD EXPERIENCE—— TEACH YOU A LESSON!