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Dunno why the retweet / game update bots crapped out, but I'm so used to them just running in the background I didn't even notice
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Official Rivalry Update: wins over the Panthers are currently more satisfying than wins over the Flams
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
This is game 7, right?

Right!?!?!???!
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Sweet sweet Savoie
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Sweet sweet justice
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
A shitey way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I’m not enjoying the process and turned the TV off.

You can thank me later if this triggers the comeback
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Missing rest of this game because I’m at the Alberta Animal Rescue Crew Society fundraiser … but also I GET TO PET KITTENS AND PUPPIES AND BUNNIES
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Columbus?

More like COLON BUS, amirite???
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Kinda disappointed he didn’t yell F*CK YOU SHORESY, that’s basically hockey canon now
The @ShoresyHockey Classic is coming to @RogersPlace on Friday, Jan. 23 & the #Oilers Alumni including @ChrisPronger are ready for all the beaks & body-checks! 💪

More event info & tickets ⤵️
🎟️ https://t.co/vCOeMoY1FZ https://t.co/I51Z29ixIj
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November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Uh … so … how bout dat Savoie, eh?
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
So … all along Janmark was the hero we needed?
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Stinky
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Hmmmm, I should change the bot so that when the other team scores it’s called a Goal Lowlight
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
The most exciting moment in the game so far!
🛑 Stoppage 📺 TV Timeout / 10:13 of Period 3
November 9, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Can’t believe I skipped shaving my butthole for this
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 AM
“They chase Sewered Skinner” - some sorta slip there Bud

(Notwithstanding I fully recognize Skinner is far from the only issue for the team so far this season)
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
🤷🏽‍♂️ some days
November 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Male Cakar
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The wife and I are doing the high culture thing, Madama Butterfly / Calgary Opera, and I’m impressed at how many people are in full traditional Japanese dress
November 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
From the “F*ck I’m old” department: pic from r/whatisit on Reddit.

If you recognize it instantly as I did, you are also old
November 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Earnings release tomorrow after market close, will be interesting to see what happens given this past year:
November 5, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Heard the Oilers will be renaming to the Edmonton Mechanical Pencils because they’ve blown so many leads
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Success! Petition to Recall Nicolaides was signed on the walk.

Perhaps that’s what it all means - respond to a painful loss by taking it out on your incompetent quasi-fascist government
Walking the dog, wearing my Oilers sweats and my Blue Jays hat, and contemplating the deeper meaning of game seven losses
November 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Walking the dog, wearing my Oilers sweats and my Blue Jays hat, and contemplating the deeper meaning of game seven losses
November 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM