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Dunno why the retweet / game update bots crapped out, but I'm so used to them just running in the background I didn't even notice
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Dunno why the retweet / game update bots crapped out, but I'm so used to them just running in the background I didn't even notice
Official Rivalry Update: wins over the Panthers are currently more satisfying than wins over the Flams
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Official Rivalry Update: wins over the Panthers are currently more satisfying than wins over the Flams
This is game 7, right?
Right!?!?!???!
Right!?!?!???!
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This is game 7, right?
Right!?!?!???!
Right!?!?!???!
Sweet sweet Savoie
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Sweet sweet Savoie
Sweet sweet justice
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Sweet sweet justice
A shitey way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
A shitey way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
I’m not enjoying the process and turned the TV off.
You can thank me later if this triggers the comeback
You can thank me later if this triggers the comeback
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I’m not enjoying the process and turned the TV off.
You can thank me later if this triggers the comeback
You can thank me later if this triggers the comeback
Missing rest of this game because I’m at the Alberta Animal Rescue Crew Society fundraiser … but also I GET TO PET KITTENS AND PUPPIES AND BUNNIES
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Missing rest of this game because I’m at the Alberta Animal Rescue Crew Society fundraiser … but also I GET TO PET KITTENS AND PUPPIES AND BUNNIES
Columbus?
More like COLON BUS, amirite???
More like COLON BUS, amirite???
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Columbus?
More like COLON BUS, amirite???
More like COLON BUS, amirite???
Kinda disappointed he didn’t yell F*CK YOU SHORESY, that’s basically hockey canon now
The @ShoresyHockey Classic is coming to @RogersPlace on Friday, Jan. 23 & the #Oilers Alumni including @ChrisPronger are ready for all the beaks & body-checks! 💪
More event info & tickets ⤵️
🎟️ https://t.co/vCOeMoY1FZ https://t.co/I51Z29ixIj
More event info & tickets ⤵️
🎟️ https://t.co/vCOeMoY1FZ https://t.co/I51Z29ixIj
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November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Kinda disappointed he didn’t yell F*CK YOU SHORESY, that’s basically hockey canon now
Uh … so … how bout dat Savoie, eh?
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Uh … so … how bout dat Savoie, eh?
So … all along Janmark was the hero we needed?
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
So … all along Janmark was the hero we needed?
Hmmmm, I should change the bot so that when the other team scores it’s called a Goal Lowlight
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Hmmmm, I should change the bot so that when the other team scores it’s called a Goal Lowlight
The most exciting moment in the game so far!
🛑 Stoppage 📺 TV Timeout / 10:13 of Period 3
November 9, 2025 at 5:40 AM
The most exciting moment in the game so far!
Can’t believe I skipped shaving my butthole for this
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Can’t believe I skipped shaving my butthole for this
“They chase Sewered Skinner” - some sorta slip there Bud
(Notwithstanding I fully recognize Skinner is far from the only issue for the team so far this season)
(Notwithstanding I fully recognize Skinner is far from the only issue for the team so far this season)
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
“They chase Sewered Skinner” - some sorta slip there Bud
(Notwithstanding I fully recognize Skinner is far from the only issue for the team so far this season)
(Notwithstanding I fully recognize Skinner is far from the only issue for the team so far this season)
🤷🏽♂️ some days
November 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
🤷🏽♂️ some days
The wife and I are doing the high culture thing, Madama Butterfly / Calgary Opera, and I’m impressed at how many people are in full traditional Japanese dress
November 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The wife and I are doing the high culture thing, Madama Butterfly / Calgary Opera, and I’m impressed at how many people are in full traditional Japanese dress
From the “F*ck I’m old” department: pic from r/whatisit on Reddit.
If you recognize it instantly as I did, you are also old
If you recognize it instantly as I did, you are also old
November 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
From the “F*ck I’m old” department: pic from r/whatisit on Reddit.
If you recognize it instantly as I did, you are also old
If you recognize it instantly as I did, you are also old
Earnings release tomorrow after market close, will be interesting to see what happens given this past year:
November 5, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Earnings release tomorrow after market close, will be interesting to see what happens given this past year:
Heard the Oilers will be renaming to the Edmonton Mechanical Pencils because they’ve blown so many leads
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Heard the Oilers will be renaming to the Edmonton Mechanical Pencils because they’ve blown so many leads
Success! Petition to Recall Nicolaides was signed on the walk.
Perhaps that’s what it all means - respond to a painful loss by taking it out on your incompetent quasi-fascist government
Perhaps that’s what it all means - respond to a painful loss by taking it out on your incompetent quasi-fascist government
Walking the dog, wearing my Oilers sweats and my Blue Jays hat, and contemplating the deeper meaning of game seven losses
November 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Success! Petition to Recall Nicolaides was signed on the walk.
Perhaps that’s what it all means - respond to a painful loss by taking it out on your incompetent quasi-fascist government
Perhaps that’s what it all means - respond to a painful loss by taking it out on your incompetent quasi-fascist government
Walking the dog, wearing my Oilers sweats and my Blue Jays hat, and contemplating the deeper meaning of game seven losses
November 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Walking the dog, wearing my Oilers sweats and my Blue Jays hat, and contemplating the deeper meaning of game seven losses