KC the Coked-Up Centaur
@ohsorando.bsky.social
If "Ogres are like onions", then I'm like a rutabaga: It'll take you time & effort to get to the core, and once you do you'll most likely be dissapointed. But hey, getting there is half the fun, right?
Posted this on the "new" (aka comandeered) Tik Tok platform, even threw in an advertising consideration to get it spread out quicker.
It's still under review 20 hours later. Won't let me delete it either because of the promote package.
Just...wow. Sorry to have you pause between frames to read it
It's still under review 20 hours later. Won't let me delete it either because of the promote package.
Just...wow. Sorry to have you pause between frames to read it
January 26, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Posted this on the "new" (aka comandeered) Tik Tok platform, even threw in an advertising consideration to get it spread out quicker.
It's still under review 20 hours later. Won't let me delete it either because of the promote package.
Just...wow. Sorry to have you pause between frames to read it
It's still under review 20 hours later. Won't let me delete it either because of the promote package.
Just...wow. Sorry to have you pause between frames to read it
Dear world,
You've every right to be disappointed in us, asking why it APPEARS we're betraying our allies.
We're paralyzed.
It might surprise the world to hear how many Americans would walk toward the blast if someone lobbed something spicy at us.
We are THAT spent here.
You've every right to be disappointed in us, asking why it APPEARS we're betraying our allies.
We're paralyzed.
It might surprise the world to hear how many Americans would walk toward the blast if someone lobbed something spicy at us.
We are THAT spent here.
January 23, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Dear world,
You've every right to be disappointed in us, asking why it APPEARS we're betraying our allies.
We're paralyzed.
It might surprise the world to hear how many Americans would walk toward the blast if someone lobbed something spicy at us.
We are THAT spent here.
You've every right to be disappointed in us, asking why it APPEARS we're betraying our allies.
We're paralyzed.
It might surprise the world to hear how many Americans would walk toward the blast if someone lobbed something spicy at us.
We are THAT spent here.
New word: Leadershit.
Today it's "No girth and no beards" in the military, an antithesis at least from "Only blonde hair and blue eyes."
Oh snap, now THAT'S out there.
Today it's "No girth and no beards" in the military, an antithesis at least from "Only blonde hair and blue eyes."
Oh snap, now THAT'S out there.
October 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
New word: Leadershit.
Today it's "No girth and no beards" in the military, an antithesis at least from "Only blonde hair and blue eyes."
Oh snap, now THAT'S out there.
Today it's "No girth and no beards" in the military, an antithesis at least from "Only blonde hair and blue eyes."
Oh snap, now THAT'S out there.
Botulism: The shorthand is you take something in that's spoiled and it wreaks havoc on your system in little to no time.
I think 47 spells it "Botch-ulism" and still thinks it a form of government HE'S created and will be remembered for.
God, one can only hope.
I think 47 spells it "Botch-ulism" and still thinks it a form of government HE'S created and will be remembered for.
God, one can only hope.
August 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Botulism: The shorthand is you take something in that's spoiled and it wreaks havoc on your system in little to no time.
I think 47 spells it "Botch-ulism" and still thinks it a form of government HE'S created and will be remembered for.
God, one can only hope.
I think 47 spells it "Botch-ulism" and still thinks it a form of government HE'S created and will be remembered for.
God, one can only hope.
Damn kids. Damn kids I say!
Was grand running into my li'l Asgard tax exemptions at the Southern Indiana Renn Faire this weekend! Thank you Thor and Co. for the mead and Lady Loki for the snaps. But mostly thanks for the company, the conversations.
Was grand running into my li'l Asgard tax exemptions at the Southern Indiana Renn Faire this weekend! Thank you Thor and Co. for the mead and Lady Loki for the snaps. But mostly thanks for the company, the conversations.
May 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Damn kids. Damn kids I say!
Was grand running into my li'l Asgard tax exemptions at the Southern Indiana Renn Faire this weekend! Thank you Thor and Co. for the mead and Lady Loki for the snaps. But mostly thanks for the company, the conversations.
Was grand running into my li'l Asgard tax exemptions at the Southern Indiana Renn Faire this weekend! Thank you Thor and Co. for the mead and Lady Loki for the snaps. But mostly thanks for the company, the conversations.
"The most painful state of being is remembering the future, particularly the one you'll never have.”
– Søren Kierkegaard
We need to make those responsible for what they've done to this nation weep for the golden years we'll never let them have. Shun them. Shame them. Make banishment a blessing.
– Søren Kierkegaard
We need to make those responsible for what they've done to this nation weep for the golden years we'll never let them have. Shun them. Shame them. Make banishment a blessing.
May 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"The most painful state of being is remembering the future, particularly the one you'll never have.”
– Søren Kierkegaard
We need to make those responsible for what they've done to this nation weep for the golden years we'll never let them have. Shun them. Shame them. Make banishment a blessing.
– Søren Kierkegaard
We need to make those responsible for what they've done to this nation weep for the golden years we'll never let them have. Shun them. Shame them. Make banishment a blessing.
Me: I want hazard pay.
Boss: No, and why?
Me: You can't guarantee my safety here.
Boss: What ma-
Me: Then why do I have to take Active Shooter training?
Boss:
Me: Because you can't guarantee my safety. If you can, then stop compelling me to take the training or authorize hazard pay.
Boss: No, and why?
Me: You can't guarantee my safety here.
Boss: What ma-
Me: Then why do I have to take Active Shooter training?
Boss:
Me: Because you can't guarantee my safety. If you can, then stop compelling me to take the training or authorize hazard pay.
May 5, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Me: I want hazard pay.
Boss: No, and why?
Me: You can't guarantee my safety here.
Boss: What ma-
Me: Then why do I have to take Active Shooter training?
Boss:
Me: Because you can't guarantee my safety. If you can, then stop compelling me to take the training or authorize hazard pay.
Boss: No, and why?
Me: You can't guarantee my safety here.
Boss: What ma-
Me: Then why do I have to take Active Shooter training?
Boss:
Me: Because you can't guarantee my safety. If you can, then stop compelling me to take the training or authorize hazard pay.
14 years in the DoD & 7 years prior Federal service with the USDA. When it comes to integrity, diligence, vigilance and couth, the USDA makes the DoD look like the indignant fat kid who gave up during the track relay, knowing their parents would still treat them to McDonalds afterward.
May 5, 2025 at 10:16 AM
14 years in the DoD & 7 years prior Federal service with the USDA. When it comes to integrity, diligence, vigilance and couth, the USDA makes the DoD look like the indignant fat kid who gave up during the track relay, knowing their parents would still treat them to McDonalds afterward.
"Life imitates art."-Oscar Wilde.
So are we living:
1) Kingsman, where Musk is Valentine but shoestring budgeting it without chip-implants. He's just going to drive us to the poorhouse until we turn on one another.
or
2) Fail Safe (2000) with George Clooney & Richard Dreyfuss.
Haunting.
So are we living:
1) Kingsman, where Musk is Valentine but shoestring budgeting it without chip-implants. He's just going to drive us to the poorhouse until we turn on one another.
or
2) Fail Safe (2000) with George Clooney & Richard Dreyfuss.
Haunting.
May 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
"Life imitates art."-Oscar Wilde.
So are we living:
1) Kingsman, where Musk is Valentine but shoestring budgeting it without chip-implants. He's just going to drive us to the poorhouse until we turn on one another.
or
2) Fail Safe (2000) with George Clooney & Richard Dreyfuss.
Haunting.
So are we living:
1) Kingsman, where Musk is Valentine but shoestring budgeting it without chip-implants. He's just going to drive us to the poorhouse until we turn on one another.
or
2) Fail Safe (2000) with George Clooney & Richard Dreyfuss.
Haunting.
Just an FYI that I'm not limited to just political (ack, ack) salvos or rightfully vilifying the Federal government (From within, 😉).
I'm also fun, damn it.
#southernindiarennfair
#southernindiarennfaire
#southernindiarennaissancefaire
#rennfaire
#rennaissancefair
#rennfair
I'm also fun, damn it.
#southernindiarennfair
#southernindiarennfaire
#southernindiarennaissancefaire
#rennfaire
#rennaissancefair
#rennfair
May 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Just an FYI that I'm not limited to just political (ack, ack) salvos or rightfully vilifying the Federal government (From within, 😉).
I'm also fun, damn it.
#southernindiarennfair
#southernindiarennfaire
#southernindiarennaissancefaire
#rennfaire
#rennaissancefair
#rennfair
I'm also fun, damn it.
#southernindiarennfair
#southernindiarennfaire
#southernindiarennaissancefaire
#rennfaire
#rennaissancefair
#rennfair
The internet made whispering dirt unnecssary over the last 2.5 decades.
Total declines in church attendances nationwide remain phenomenally coincidental.
youtu.be/T48Zx5Ikkzo?...
Total declines in church attendances nationwide remain phenomenally coincidental.
youtu.be/T48Zx5Ikkzo?...
St. Elmos Fire: Words to hard to Utter
YouTube video by Shannon Sawatzki
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March 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The internet made whispering dirt unnecssary over the last 2.5 decades.
Total declines in church attendances nationwide remain phenomenally coincidental.
youtu.be/T48Zx5Ikkzo?...
Total declines in church attendances nationwide remain phenomenally coincidental.
youtu.be/T48Zx5Ikkzo?...
Lesson to pass on to future Federal employees from my 20-years fighting inside it: During the 3 years it takes to attain tenure, if you want peace of mind later, put away some capital so you can have an attorney on retainer. You WILL need them at least once in your career.
March 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Lesson to pass on to future Federal employees from my 20-years fighting inside it: During the 3 years it takes to attain tenure, if you want peace of mind later, put away some capital so you can have an attorney on retainer. You WILL need them at least once in your career.
Never gets old, laughing at jack-asses in the Federal realm found culpable of corruption who think "If I retire early before the investigation kicks off...". Like running home, grabbing the doorknob and yelling "BASE!" at pursuing law-enforcement is how you plan to stay out of dutch?
March 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Never gets old, laughing at jack-asses in the Federal realm found culpable of corruption who think "If I retire early before the investigation kicks off...". Like running home, grabbing the doorknob and yelling "BASE!" at pursuing law-enforcement is how you plan to stay out of dutch?
Translation: Sergey Brin asks "Will you commit to this program?"
However, there's no blindfolded victim writhing in the corner to seal the deal.
Instead, you're asked to sign a form pledging prima nocta. And, meh, why not? Not like you'll be seeing home much.
However, there's no blindfolded victim writhing in the corner to seal the deal.
Instead, you're asked to sign a form pledging prima nocta. And, meh, why not? Not like you'll be seeing home much.
March 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Translation: Sergey Brin asks "Will you commit to this program?"
However, there's no blindfolded victim writhing in the corner to seal the deal.
Instead, you're asked to sign a form pledging prima nocta. And, meh, why not? Not like you'll be seeing home much.
However, there's no blindfolded victim writhing in the corner to seal the deal.
Instead, you're asked to sign a form pledging prima nocta. And, meh, why not? Not like you'll be seeing home much.
If you know the movie this music is from, we should certainly be friends.
A splice from 1986 in this. Waited almost 40 years for the composer to release his orchestral melodies, which just seemed like sorcery, putting 80's teenage affection into a recording like this.
Take a guess.😉
A splice from 1986 in this. Waited almost 40 years for the composer to release his orchestral melodies, which just seemed like sorcery, putting 80's teenage affection into a recording like this.
Take a guess.😉
March 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
If you know the movie this music is from, we should certainly be friends.
A splice from 1986 in this. Waited almost 40 years for the composer to release his orchestral melodies, which just seemed like sorcery, putting 80's teenage affection into a recording like this.
Take a guess.😉
A splice from 1986 in this. Waited almost 40 years for the composer to release his orchestral melodies, which just seemed like sorcery, putting 80's teenage affection into a recording like this.
Take a guess.😉
Sorry, not sorry DOGE-boyz. But hey, just think of the memories you made along the way. We'll remember you.
Oh yes, we'll NEVER forget you.
NEVER.
ANY of you.
Oh yes, we'll NEVER forget you.
NEVER.
ANY of you.
March 8, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Sorry, not sorry DOGE-boyz. But hey, just think of the memories you made along the way. We'll remember you.
Oh yes, we'll NEVER forget you.
NEVER.
ANY of you.
Oh yes, we'll NEVER forget you.
NEVER.
ANY of you.
Dear kindred GenX'ers
20 good years left for a lot of us. Let's not see 20% of that sullied anymore.
Make eye-contact with one another out there. Nod. Then a smile to connect with the same thought: Soon.
We'll get it back. All of it. All of us.
SOON.
20 good years left for a lot of us. Let's not see 20% of that sullied anymore.
Make eye-contact with one another out there. Nod. Then a smile to connect with the same thought: Soon.
We'll get it back. All of it. All of us.
SOON.
March 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Dear kindred GenX'ers
20 good years left for a lot of us. Let's not see 20% of that sullied anymore.
Make eye-contact with one another out there. Nod. Then a smile to connect with the same thought: Soon.
We'll get it back. All of it. All of us.
SOON.
20 good years left for a lot of us. Let's not see 20% of that sullied anymore.
Make eye-contact with one another out there. Nod. Then a smile to connect with the same thought: Soon.
We'll get it back. All of it. All of us.
SOON.
Fun fact about Federal employees:
If they appear to have had rhinoplasty since you saw them last, they haven't.
Those are the burnt out brains of their office whose nose slimming is courtesy of management causing them to pinch their bridge, muttering "How the **** are you wearing matching shoes?"
If they appear to have had rhinoplasty since you saw them last, they haven't.
Those are the burnt out brains of their office whose nose slimming is courtesy of management causing them to pinch their bridge, muttering "How the **** are you wearing matching shoes?"
March 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Fun fact about Federal employees:
If they appear to have had rhinoplasty since you saw them last, they haven't.
Those are the burnt out brains of their office whose nose slimming is courtesy of management causing them to pinch their bridge, muttering "How the **** are you wearing matching shoes?"
If they appear to have had rhinoplasty since you saw them last, they haven't.
Those are the burnt out brains of their office whose nose slimming is courtesy of management causing them to pinch their bridge, muttering "How the **** are you wearing matching shoes?"
♫ Elon's gone, like Rod Serling level wrong
DOGE shootin' off speculations
Like a freshman after prom
Elon, can't you see?
You did too many bumps o' ketamine
Snap him up and make the punt go loooong
We just can't wait to be rid of Ol' Elon.
♫
DOGE shootin' off speculations
Like a freshman after prom
Elon, can't you see?
You did too many bumps o' ketamine
Snap him up and make the punt go loooong
We just can't wait to be rid of Ol' Elon.
♫
March 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
♫ Elon's gone, like Rod Serling level wrong
DOGE shootin' off speculations
Like a freshman after prom
Elon, can't you see?
You did too many bumps o' ketamine
Snap him up and make the punt go loooong
We just can't wait to be rid of Ol' Elon.
♫
DOGE shootin' off speculations
Like a freshman after prom
Elon, can't you see?
You did too many bumps o' ketamine
Snap him up and make the punt go loooong
We just can't wait to be rid of Ol' Elon.
♫
♬ Elon found a trillion $$$
(Elon found a TRILLION $$$)
But then the press found that it's not true.
But if he found a trillion $$$
(If he found a trillion $$$)
He'd splurge for mindfu-NEURALINK'S
for all of you..♬
(Elon found a TRILLION $$$)
But then the press found that it's not true.
But if he found a trillion $$$
(If he found a trillion $$$)
He'd splurge for mindfu-NEURALINK'S
for all of you..♬
March 5, 2025 at 12:19 PM
♬ Elon found a trillion $$$
(Elon found a TRILLION $$$)
But then the press found that it's not true.
But if he found a trillion $$$
(If he found a trillion $$$)
He'd splurge for mindfu-NEURALINK'S
for all of you..♬
(Elon found a TRILLION $$$)
But then the press found that it's not true.
But if he found a trillion $$$
(If he found a trillion $$$)
He'd splurge for mindfu-NEURALINK'S
for all of you..♬
Asked ChatGPT to render a worst-case scenario for the U.S. economy if Elon 1) Had his U.S. citzenship revoked & 2) Was banned from all operations under U.S. gov't purview.
....or it may have been "What would happen if Liberace slapped Liberace?"
Meh...same result.
P.S. I am s***-faaaced!
....or it may have been "What would happen if Liberace slapped Liberace?"
Meh...same result.
P.S. I am s***-faaaced!
March 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Asked ChatGPT to render a worst-case scenario for the U.S. economy if Elon 1) Had his U.S. citzenship revoked & 2) Was banned from all operations under U.S. gov't purview.
....or it may have been "What would happen if Liberace slapped Liberace?"
Meh...same result.
P.S. I am s***-faaaced!
....or it may have been "What would happen if Liberace slapped Liberace?"
Meh...same result.
P.S. I am s***-faaaced!
♫ Oh & it's Alt-Right
and it's goin' wrong
We gotta walk shit back
'bout we postin' on...♫
and it's goin' wrong
We gotta walk shit back
'bout we postin' on...♫
February 28, 2025 at 10:32 AM
♫ Oh & it's Alt-Right
and it's goin' wrong
We gotta walk shit back
'bout we postin' on...♫
and it's goin' wrong
We gotta walk shit back
'bout we postin' on...♫
Is it renn faire ANYWHERE yet?
Have a feeling this year nearly every venue is going to have overwhelming attendance because folks need a full reprieve from all the nonsense impacting them.
Medley of my midwest treks last year, as well as the renn faire the cast from Vikings put on in Germany.
Have a feeling this year nearly every venue is going to have overwhelming attendance because folks need a full reprieve from all the nonsense impacting them.
Medley of my midwest treks last year, as well as the renn faire the cast from Vikings put on in Germany.
February 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Is it renn faire ANYWHERE yet?
Have a feeling this year nearly every venue is going to have overwhelming attendance because folks need a full reprieve from all the nonsense impacting them.
Medley of my midwest treks last year, as well as the renn faire the cast from Vikings put on in Germany.
Have a feeling this year nearly every venue is going to have overwhelming attendance because folks need a full reprieve from all the nonsense impacting them.
Medley of my midwest treks last year, as well as the renn faire the cast from Vikings put on in Germany.
So many doomsayers speculating an asteroid impact in 2032, & I reflect to the plane debacle from Almost Famous: So many truths to be spoken then. Tragic that it takes a planetary threat for that.
If I forget to mention it, 5 Guys is overpriced & their fries are like salted slugs w/ rigor mortis.
If I forget to mention it, 5 Guys is overpriced & their fries are like salted slugs w/ rigor mortis.
February 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
So many doomsayers speculating an asteroid impact in 2032, & I reflect to the plane debacle from Almost Famous: So many truths to be spoken then. Tragic that it takes a planetary threat for that.
If I forget to mention it, 5 Guys is overpriced & their fries are like salted slugs w/ rigor mortis.
If I forget to mention it, 5 Guys is overpriced & their fries are like salted slugs w/ rigor mortis.