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JF
@ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social
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Rock Band casual. IT schlub. Sports absurdity enjoyer.
Embrace chaos. Attack and dethrone god.
youtu.be/AAZEcg8NLtM

I should grow up someday and use a real picture like some linkedin asshole I guess
February 17, 2026 at 1:43 PM
alright hold on i'm gonna fix the dunk contest

Run Price is Right style games for the right to do a move that goes in a good dunk. Wanna throw it to yourself? Gotta play Plinko for it. Through the legs? Name the price of that detergent. Then you get one shot at it and only move on if you nail it.
February 15, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Wow @pablo.show scooped that LeBron is going to make the Lakers leave him unprotected in the upcoming expansion draft so he can headline the new Vegas team
February 12, 2026 at 7:39 PM
there is someone in my city parading around as the Poster for the Dictionary and i'm here sitting in my envy
🎶"Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, all love like tennis, this is Dennis."🎶
February 10, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I deleted my previous post claiming to be missing out Metric/Broken Social Scene because of Green River Festival

It’s Yellowcard I’m missing for that

Much worse
February 10, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I don’t like to be the proud ignorant dork but that’s the first time I’ve ever heard Mr Beast’s voice and what the fuck he’s so squeaky why does he have the world’s biggest audience
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
i've had a side-eye on this but i don't think they cut to many other leaders in attendance? had to have known there'd be a reaction to even give him the jumbotron time
JD Vance loudly booed at the Winter Olympics today.
February 6, 2026 at 9:49 PM
i’m going to emo night alone
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February 5, 2026 at 12:59 AM
real ones already know my answer

Free Fallin'
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Reposted by JF
reading your timeline like
February 2, 2026 at 2:02 AM
when announcers say a three-pointer is “from downtown”

is that establishing the entire middle of the court as the court’s metro hub

doesn’t that make the paint the suburbs
February 1, 2026 at 9:19 PM
The @thunderbirdsahl.bsky.social 2nd intermission had a great youth dance group near center ice, followed immediately by their typical chuck-a-puck promotion.

By immediately, I mean the youth dancers were leaving the ice, the pucks were being thrown directly at them.
February 1, 2026 at 1:02 AM
i have a gripe

i was fine with the subtitle "born again" replacing the season number when it got disneyed but i do not like this being "season 2", it's daredevil s5 in every possible way
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 22d
A new trailer for Daredevil: Born Again Season 2 reveals the return of Krysten Ritter's Jessica Jones as Matt Murdock and his friends face off against Mayor Wilson Fisk in the ultimate battle for the city. Streaming on March 24!

Watch the trailer: https://bit.ly/4qLP2OV
January 27, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I can’t repost twice so
it’s such a bad sport
January 25, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Everything everywhere is terrible constantly but I just really hit my overall breaking point today at the concept of winter
January 21, 2026 at 6:54 PM
so who should I be rooting for in the olympics now
January 19, 2026 at 2:30 AM
A SLIDE TACKLE???
January 18, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Reposted by JF
it’s such a bad sport
January 17, 2026 at 11:02 PM
it’s such a bad sport
January 17, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Is Empire State of Mind still the newest rap song by a black artist with an adult contemporary radio station pass? Wild
January 16, 2026 at 9:24 PM
man I really need one of those high paying protest gigs
January 16, 2026 at 5:22 PM
lmao sick
Watch again and again and again and again!!
January 15, 2026 at 9:41 PM
one of those things that the full clip is just as weird as the sensationalized headline; the thing he ACTUALLY did was blaming the press for no safety bars in the doorway he always hovers in when turbulence was coming! that's so fucking weird!! then he said he's not grabbing onto her idk whatever
Trump made an odd remark about “grabbing” his 28-year-old press secretary to steady himself.

trib.al/cgvlN1x
January 12, 2026 at 8:29 PM
the iphone call screening thing really needs a beep
January 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
this AI exclusively trained on bodybuilding.com forums
January 12, 2026 at 5:35 PM