jana
ohjanabelle.bsky.social
jana
@ohjanabelle.bsky.social
Stitcher. Writer. Commissions open. Colon cancer survivor. Embroidery at @niftynadineshop
Watching Adolescence and knowing each episode was shot in one take is wild.
March 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Going from The White Lotus Walton Goggins, immediately to Baby Billy Righteous Gemstone Walton Goggins, is some wild ass whiplash.
March 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Really anxious about the storms tonight. I can already feel pressure changing in my head and my skin is tingly. #atlantaweather
March 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Are we calling the AU/Bama game what it really is? Iron Bowl-sketball! #wardamneagle
March 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
For the love of god, Hulu, remember that I want subtitles every. time. I. watch. something.
March 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The WeCroak app was a great find! Thanks @karaswisher.bsky.social and @monicalewinsky.bsky.social! And fabulous show, too.
March 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
At my orthopedic surgery follow up and the system is down. They are having to use paper charting and it’s like watching gen z try to use a rotary phone 😂
March 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
This feels like Oprah’s Favorite things show. “YOU GET A WILDLIFE REFUGE” “YOU GOT IN THE MILITARY ACADEMY” “YOU GET A SECRET SERVICE BADGE”
March 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Literally yelling at the TV. This pile of flesh is a danger to the whole world.
March 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Elonia is gonna get in trouble for wearing that blue tie.
March 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Trump: DOGE, which is headed by Elon Musk...

DOJ lawyers, who've said that's not the case in court, 🤯
March 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
With NOAA being gutted, my joints will now be predicting the weather. Todays forecast? Storms rolling in later.
March 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Vanilla ice cream. Crunchy Jif. Bonne Maimon hazelnut spread. Crunched up Lays original chips. You’re welcome.
March 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Wow. I thought Dave couldn’t get worse and yet here we are. #loveisblind
March 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I was terrible at Oregon Trail and can tell you from experience, this doesn’t end well.
BREAKING: 40 Cases of Dysentery Reported in Multnomah County, Oregon Health Officials on Alert.
March 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
If they talk to a world leader like that, in the Oval Office, you gotta imagine how terrible they are to family and friends.
February 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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How the fuck did we get here?
February 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
How many banana popsicles will I eat today? It’s colonoscopy prep day and I’ve already had two. How high can I get?! Get screened, y’all! Hit me with colon questions anytime.
February 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
There’s not much better than a new blade for a rotary cutter.
February 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The men on Love is Blind are literally just copy/paste versions of each other. And 6 episodes of the pods? Come on…
February 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Wait. Fotus used the beast as a pace car? Fuck that.
February 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
2025 seriously feels like 2020 on steroids.
February 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Bad Monkey on AppleTV. So good.
February 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Fight
Flight
Fawn
Freeze
Fuck it all

Currently hovering between at least 3 of these.
February 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The richest man in the world can’t get his nanny to keep his nose-picking kid while he spews ridiculousness from the Oval Office? Also, why the fuck is he speaking from the OA?
February 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM