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Good news day for this guy 🏡
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Good news day for this guy 🏡
When your actual bestie becomes your work bestie 😭💖
November 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
When your actual bestie becomes your work bestie 😭💖
Why does Bluesky keep flagging my Speedo pics as adult content 😭
Posted pole ONCE and now they punish me 😭
Posted pole ONCE and now they punish me 😭
November 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Why does Bluesky keep flagging my Speedo pics as adult content 😭
Posted pole ONCE and now they punish me 😭
Posted pole ONCE and now they punish me 😭
Lifted. Swam. Flexed.
November 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Lifted. Swam. Flexed.
Asking ChatGPT if Hilary & Haylie Duff are feuding.
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Asking ChatGPT if Hilary & Haylie Duff are feuding.
Being the oldest child, it’s funny how it’s taken my mothers dislike of my brothers wife for me to finally become the favourite child
October 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Being the oldest child, it’s funny how it’s taken my mothers dislike of my brothers wife for me to finally become the favourite child
Pool rules:
No running
No diving
Just vibing 😎 ☀️
No running
No diving
Just vibing 😎 ☀️
October 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Pool rules:
No running
No diving
Just vibing 😎 ☀️
No running
No diving
Just vibing 😎 ☀️
If Bluesky could not flag everything I post as adult content, that would be great 😬
October 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If Bluesky could not flag everything I post as adult content, that would be great 😬
Mariah trying Vegemite on Friday is gagging 😆
October 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Mariah trying Vegemite on Friday is gagging 😆
Can ICE take Kevin Federline next?
October 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Can ICE take Kevin Federline next?
Started chatting to a guy from my gym a few weeks ago.
We have since swapped numbers and it has now escalated to catching up for a drink next week.
We have since swapped numbers and it has now escalated to catching up for a drink next week.
October 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Started chatting to a guy from my gym a few weeks ago.
We have since swapped numbers and it has now escalated to catching up for a drink next week.
We have since swapped numbers and it has now escalated to catching up for a drink next week.
Kevin Federline is trash
October 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Kevin Federline is trash
Fresh haircut for all my work husbands
October 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Fresh haircut for all my work husbands
Making the most of the Kings bday
October 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Making the most of the Kings bday
Smashing out the laps to kick off the week
September 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Smashing out the laps to kick off the week
Continuing my Kylie Minogue costume tour.
📍 Queensland Museum
📍 Queensland Museum
September 27, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Continuing my Kylie Minogue costume tour.
📍 Queensland Museum
📍 Queensland Museum
Me: *posts photos with other men and friends having a good time*
My ex who broke up with me: ‘Hey, how are you?’
🙄
My ex who broke up with me: ‘Hey, how are you?’
🙄
September 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Me: *posts photos with other men and friends having a good time*
My ex who broke up with me: ‘Hey, how are you?’
🙄
My ex who broke up with me: ‘Hey, how are you?’
🙄
‘That’s show business baby!’
- Me to me to give myself motivation to swim today
- Me to me to give myself motivation to swim today
September 23, 2025 at 6:25 AM
‘That’s show business baby!’
- Me to me to give myself motivation to swim today
- Me to me to give myself motivation to swim today