Eating squid is always a gamble for me...
sometimes I'm totally fine, or I get a weird feeling in my chest and gut, or straight up anaphylactic shock

It would seem that the easiest and most popular way to avoid self-reflection when confronted with a statement that really should prompt some of it goes like this:

Take that statement, ignore some of the words, and invent your *own* subtext for it! Then you can always be assuredly comfortable.

If you haven't seen Sinners go watch it in a cinema when you can cause oh MAN that is such a GREAT movie

second all nighter in a row... gonna need some work snacks

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nothing beats AW Cream Soda but this is as close as I found available

I heard we’re posting our post popular art from The Bad Place

on one hand I'm devastated with this layoff.... on the other I'm relieved that I don't have to listen to that horrible podcast anymore

all the news about trump is fascinating. while a lot of people want him to go to jail I think a more severe punishment would be to take all his money away and ban him from doing business

since my work has me listening to podcasts of all kinds... I realized the ease of making and uploading them has opened the flood gates for charlatans to find their audience or convert the gullible...

Here's hoping that this is a much less moronic place to find shitposts with less billionaire simps