Duncan Ogle-Skan
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Here is my conclusion after sitting through Maxwell's deposition with her refusing to answer a single question about the men who raped underage girls, saying she would only do so for clemency.
She must immediately be sent back to the maximum security prison where she belongs.
She must immediately be sent back to the maximum security prison where she belongs.
February 10, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Here is my conclusion after sitting through Maxwell's deposition with her refusing to answer a single question about the men who raped underage girls, saying she would only do so for clemency.
She must immediately be sent back to the maximum security prison where she belongs.
She must immediately be sent back to the maximum security prison where she belongs.
And then they found that there was no one to buy the widgets, because they had lost their jobs.
Hassett: "There's a chance that job creation lags, productivity skyrockets, profits skyrocket, GDP skyrockets, but then all of the sudden you're making 20 widgets and you can make 20 widgets with fewer persons, and then that person has to find a new job. I think that kind of transition could happen"
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 PM
And then they found that there was no one to buy the widgets, because they had lost their jobs.
Don’t fancy your run-in much.
February 8, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Don’t fancy your run-in much.
Good results against Brentford and Wolves would see us given the chance to essentially welcome St Totteringham’s Day at the Toilet Bowl on March 22nd.
February 8, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Good results against Brentford and Wolves would see us given the chance to essentially welcome St Totteringham’s Day at the Toilet Bowl on March 22nd.
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Other teams doing you a favour is handy but ultimately if you're going to win the league, you do usually have to actually go out and win it yourselves. Six points.
February 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Other teams doing you a favour is handy but ultimately if you're going to win the league, you do usually have to actually go out and win it yourselves. Six points.
People will celebrate the date annually by removing a ceremonial gold sprayed Temu ornament from their living room wall and burning it while laughing maniacally, and filling in the holes left in the wall with Polyfilla.
for better or worse, people will forget about that video by the end of the year, if not end of the month. but when trump finally kicks the bucket, there were be orgasmic celebrations across the US & around the world. he will be remembered as the most despised US president since WWII for generations
February 7, 2026 at 6:51 AM
People will celebrate the date annually by removing a ceremonial gold sprayed Temu ornament from their living room wall and burning it while laughing maniacally, and filling in the holes left in the wall with Polyfilla.
I don’t know why she swallowed a fly, perhaps she’ll die 🎶
Internal White House meetings going on, like, "Hopefully the racism will distract from the pedophilia which will distract from the killings which will distract from the pedophilia again which will distract from the economy which will distract from the pedophilia a third time"
February 6, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I don’t know why she swallowed a fly, perhaps she’ll die 🎶
Trump realises that having key infrastructure named after you is an honour bestowed on people that are loved or at least respected. He knows he is neither of these so he has to blackmail people to pretend it’s the same.
They’ll change it back the moment he dies.
They’ll change it back the moment he dies.
Donald Trump is withholding billions of dollars in New York infrastructure unless he gets Penn Station and Dulles Airport named after him.
This is not only brazenly corrupt. It is sick, twisted and egomaniacal. The time is long overdue for sane Republicans to stand up to Trump.
This is not only brazenly corrupt. It is sick, twisted and egomaniacal. The time is long overdue for sane Republicans to stand up to Trump.
February 6, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Trump realises that having key infrastructure named after you is an honour bestowed on people that are loved or at least respected. He knows he is neither of these so he has to blackmail people to pretend it’s the same.
They’ll change it back the moment he dies.
They’ll change it back the moment he dies.
Is it me or does Scott Bessent look like he’s closely related to Herman Munster?
Or is there a Weekend at Bernie’s thing going on here?
Or is there a Weekend at Bernie’s thing going on here?
BESSENT: You're being a deconstructionist by saying 'day one'
VAN HOLLEN: I'm just reading the president's own statements
VAN HOLLEN: I'm just reading the president's own statements
February 5, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Is it me or does Scott Bessent look like he’s closely related to Herman Munster?
Or is there a Weekend at Bernie’s thing going on here?
Or is there a Weekend at Bernie’s thing going on here?
Did you know that “Olympics” when translated very strictly from the Ancient Greek means
“Those with professional levels of punditry for a few weeks every four years”
“Those with professional levels of punditry for a few weeks every four years”
February 5, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Did you know that “Olympics” when translated very strictly from the Ancient Greek means
“Those with professional levels of punditry for a few weeks every four years”
“Those with professional levels of punditry for a few weeks every four years”
When Trump’s ultimate Presidential memorial is built, it would certainly make sense for it to be fitting for his personality, and to have some utility for wider society.
a gold toilet sits in a bathroom with the lid open
ALT: a gold toilet sits in a bathroom with the lid open
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February 4, 2026 at 5:18 PM
When Trump’s ultimate Presidential memorial is built, it would certainly make sense for it to be fitting for his personality, and to have some utility for wider society.
Does Declan Rice audibly say “Go go Gadget legs” when he does those incredible tackles, or just in his head?
#arsecastextra
#arsecastextra
February 4, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Does Declan Rice audibly say “Go go Gadget legs” when he does those incredible tackles, or just in his head?
#arsecastextra
#arsecastextra
Big Vik can trap the ball further than I can kick it.
February 3, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Big Vik can trap the ball further than I can kick it.
The commentators climaxing over every step the subs take is tiring to say the least.
February 3, 2026 at 9:12 PM
The commentators climaxing over every step the subs take is tiring to say the least.
Oh, so decent healthcare cover then? Some sort of National Health Service? Great idea.
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
February 3, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Oh, so decent healthcare cover then? Some sort of National Health Service? Great idea.
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Stop saying underage women.
They are children.
They are children.
February 3, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Stop saying underage women.
They are children.
They are children.
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Instead of conferring titles, gongs and baubles and then demanding those titles, gongs and baubles be removed…
…perhaps as a modern, mature polity we should have far fewer titles, gongs and baubles in the first place.
…perhaps as a modern, mature polity we should have far fewer titles, gongs and baubles in the first place.
February 2, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Instead of conferring titles, gongs and baubles and then demanding those titles, gongs and baubles be removed…
…perhaps as a modern, mature polity we should have far fewer titles, gongs and baubles in the first place.
…perhaps as a modern, mature polity we should have far fewer titles, gongs and baubles in the first place.
Goodly evening all round for The Arsenal. 🏆
February 1, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Goodly evening all round for The Arsenal. 🏆
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🎶 Arsenal fans are on a bender, Thomas Frank is a silver member 🎶
February 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
🎶 Arsenal fans are on a bender, Thomas Frank is a silver member 🎶
Does Phil Foden have the same problem with his hand as Donald Trump?
February 1, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Does Phil Foden have the same problem with his hand as Donald Trump?
Just cheered a Spuds goal.
Feel queasy.
Feel queasy.
February 1, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Just cheered a Spuds goal.
Feel queasy.
Feel queasy.
One for @xkcd.com perhaps??
"We can either tax you out of existence or we can launch you into the sun with a trebuchet. Your call!"
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
February 1, 2026 at 8:34 AM
One for @xkcd.com perhaps??