Selina j
@ofselina.com
Author of SAND OF GOLD (as Bree Tandy) & BINGO CUSTARD : A CLITTY TELLER ADVENTURE
Owner of a dysfunctional website & brain
🧚🏻🌙⚒️
www.ofselina.com
Owner of a dysfunctional website & brain
🧚🏻🌙⚒️
www.ofselina.com
Pinned
The current version of BINGO CUSTARD will only be available until the end of the year and then it’ll be unavailable
Making some changes to the Clitty Teller stories
t.co/KCVOcIWZD6
Making some changes to the Clitty Teller stories
t.co/KCVOcIWZD6
https://mybook.to/Hzo2j
t.co
October 19, 2025 at 8:55 AM
The current version of BINGO CUSTARD will only be available until the end of the year and then it’ll be unavailable
Making some changes to the Clitty Teller stories
t.co/KCVOcIWZD6
Making some changes to the Clitty Teller stories
t.co/KCVOcIWZD6
Spent today revising the Clitty Teller covers by making the background two tone, polishing up the image, changing the font and layout and adding a tagline
Kinda like them
Kinda like them
October 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Spent today revising the Clitty Teller covers by making the background two tone, polishing up the image, changing the font and layout and adding a tagline
Kinda like them
Kinda like them
For no reason I have spent the evening creating minimalist covers for my Clitty Teller series
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
October 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
For no reason I have spent the evening creating minimalist covers for my Clitty Teller series
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
Personally I think I have captured everything about BINGO CUSTARD in this short video promo
October 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Personally I think I have captured everything about BINGO CUSTARD in this short video promo
Hey @hackintimseeley.bsky.social
Guess what?
REVIVAL is on UK TV
I repeat REVIVAL is on UK TV
Very exciting
I might watch it
Guess what?
REVIVAL is on UK TV
I repeat REVIVAL is on UK TV
Very exciting
I might watch it
October 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Hey @hackintimseeley.bsky.social
Guess what?
REVIVAL is on UK TV
I repeat REVIVAL is on UK TV
Very exciting
I might watch it
Guess what?
REVIVAL is on UK TV
I repeat REVIVAL is on UK TV
Very exciting
I might watch it
So I had this really long and boring Teams meeting which I should have been paying attention to but instead I made this promo
Nothing like what the book is going to be like
But anyway… sound on
Nothing like what the book is going to be like
But anyway… sound on
October 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
So I had this really long and boring Teams meeting which I should have been paying attention to but instead I made this promo
Nothing like what the book is going to be like
But anyway… sound on
Nothing like what the book is going to be like
But anyway… sound on
“Only a light polish is needed for this story before I release it”*
*spends a day totally rewriting a fight scene
*spends a day totally rewriting a fight scene
September 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
“Only a light polish is needed for this story before I release it”*
*spends a day totally rewriting a fight scene
*spends a day totally rewriting a fight scene
Mistakes was made when I wrote BINGO CUSTARD
I think, on reflection, I got the balance just a tad wrong
With LIVE LOVE LAUGH DIE! I think I have the balance just where it needs to be
I think, on reflection, I got the balance just a tad wrong
With LIVE LOVE LAUGH DIE! I think I have the balance just where it needs to be
September 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Mistakes was made when I wrote BINGO CUSTARD
I think, on reflection, I got the balance just a tad wrong
With LIVE LOVE LAUGH DIE! I think I have the balance just where it needs to be
I think, on reflection, I got the balance just a tad wrong
With LIVE LOVE LAUGH DIE! I think I have the balance just where it needs to be
If you read BINGO CUSTARD and fell in love with Clitty Teller then with LIVE LOVE LAUGH DIE! you will love her even more and want to marry her
September 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If you read BINGO CUSTARD and fell in love with Clitty Teller then with LIVE LOVE LAUGH DIE! you will love her even more and want to marry her
I had 3 rules when writing Clitty Teller
It had to be ridiculously British
It’s a pastiche and not a parody of Bond & 1960s pulp spy novels
Clitty is not the idealised competent woman in a male dominated genre
She instead represents a real woman stuck inside the genre
It had to be ridiculously British
It’s a pastiche and not a parody of Bond & 1960s pulp spy novels
Clitty is not the idealised competent woman in a male dominated genre
She instead represents a real woman stuck inside the genre
September 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I had 3 rules when writing Clitty Teller
It had to be ridiculously British
It’s a pastiche and not a parody of Bond & 1960s pulp spy novels
Clitty is not the idealised competent woman in a male dominated genre
She instead represents a real woman stuck inside the genre
It had to be ridiculously British
It’s a pastiche and not a parody of Bond & 1960s pulp spy novels
Clitty is not the idealised competent woman in a male dominated genre
She instead represents a real woman stuck inside the genre
It’s taken longer than I have anticipated but structurally LIVE LOVE LAUGH DIE! is now sound
It’s been such a fun story to write
Got to polish it up and then maybe I’ll let you read it
It’s been such a fun story to write
Got to polish it up and then maybe I’ll let you read it
September 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It’s taken longer than I have anticipated but structurally LIVE LOVE LAUGH DIE! is now sound
It’s been such a fun story to write
Got to polish it up and then maybe I’ll let you read it
It’s been such a fun story to write
Got to polish it up and then maybe I’ll let you read it
Working on v6 of Live Love Laugh Die has led me to want to do a very mini reboot of the Clitty Teller Universe
Nothing major but if you did pick up a paperback version of Bingo Custard it will soon become a limited edition
Which of course sounds cooler than it actually is
Nothing major but if you did pick up a paperback version of Bingo Custard it will soon become a limited edition
Which of course sounds cooler than it actually is
August 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Working on v6 of Live Love Laugh Die has led me to want to do a very mini reboot of the Clitty Teller Universe
Nothing major but if you did pick up a paperback version of Bingo Custard it will soon become a limited edition
Which of course sounds cooler than it actually is
Nothing major but if you did pick up a paperback version of Bingo Custard it will soon become a limited edition
Which of course sounds cooler than it actually is
Been so busy writing I am so far behind my comic book reading I still think it’s 2023
Anyway - this looks fantastic and going on my pile of comics
I will reward myself with reading
Anyway - this looks fantastic and going on my pile of comics
I will reward myself with reading
Red Vector #1 Review - A New Space Opera for Star Wars Fans
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Chris Evenhuis
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Red Vector #1 Review - A New Space Opera for Star Wars Fans
YouTube video by The Kovacs Report
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August 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Been so busy writing I am so far behind my comic book reading I still think it’s 2023
Anyway - this looks fantastic and going on my pile of comics
I will reward myself with reading
Anyway - this looks fantastic and going on my pile of comics
I will reward myself with reading
My Writing Process
1st draft - bare bones
2nd draft - the meat
3rd draft - the sweet beautiful draft
4th - 24th draft - yeh I’m gonna keep on going till I get bored
1st draft - bare bones
2nd draft - the meat
3rd draft - the sweet beautiful draft
4th - 24th draft - yeh I’m gonna keep on going till I get bored
August 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
My Writing Process
1st draft - bare bones
2nd draft - the meat
3rd draft - the sweet beautiful draft
4th - 24th draft - yeh I’m gonna keep on going till I get bored
1st draft - bare bones
2nd draft - the meat
3rd draft - the sweet beautiful draft
4th - 24th draft - yeh I’m gonna keep on going till I get bored
I am very happy with how LIVE LOVE LAUGH DIE has turned out
I may not be happy tomorrow but I am happy now
May release it soon
I may not be happy tomorrow but I am happy now
May release it soon
August 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I am very happy with how LIVE LOVE LAUGH DIE has turned out
I may not be happy tomorrow but I am happy now
May release it soon
I may not be happy tomorrow but I am happy now
May release it soon
The fifth and (hopefully save for a bit of polishing) final draft of LIVE LOVE LAUGH DIE is now complete
Some major rewriting was done
Some major rewriting was done
August 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The fifth and (hopefully save for a bit of polishing) final draft of LIVE LOVE LAUGH DIE is now complete
Some major rewriting was done
Some major rewriting was done
The Cover to LIVE LOVE LAUGH DIE - The 2nd Clitty Teller Adventure
It’s Clitty vs The Magician in Margate
Coming Soon
#CoverReveal
It’s Clitty vs The Magician in Margate
Coming Soon
#CoverReveal
August 15, 2025 at 9:30 AM
The Cover to LIVE LOVE LAUGH DIE - The 2nd Clitty Teller Adventure
It’s Clitty vs The Magician in Margate
Coming Soon
#CoverReveal
It’s Clitty vs The Magician in Margate
Coming Soon
#CoverReveal
I’ve taken LIVE LOVE LAUGH DIE! - the second Clitty Teller story as far as I can and now in the hands of Beta readers
I think it will be richer, more layered than Bingo Custard while being thoroughly Clitty Teller
May do the Cover Reveal on Friday … Maybe
I think it will be richer, more layered than Bingo Custard while being thoroughly Clitty Teller
May do the Cover Reveal on Friday … Maybe
August 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I’ve taken LIVE LOVE LAUGH DIE! - the second Clitty Teller story as far as I can and now in the hands of Beta readers
I think it will be richer, more layered than Bingo Custard while being thoroughly Clitty Teller
May do the Cover Reveal on Friday … Maybe
I think it will be richer, more layered than Bingo Custard while being thoroughly Clitty Teller
May do the Cover Reveal on Friday … Maybe
Any old cockneys or major bus fanatics on Bluesky
I need to know what number bus you would take from the East End to Victoria station
Someone must know
I need to know what number bus you would take from the East End to Victoria station
Someone must know
August 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Any old cockneys or major bus fanatics on Bluesky
I need to know what number bus you would take from the East End to Victoria station
Someone must know
I need to know what number bus you would take from the East End to Victoria station
Someone must know
Not been active that much of late cos I experienced a bereavement in the family which hit me hard
Not really been with it this month and my writing has gone to shit
But hopefully normal service will resume shortly
♥️
Not really been with it this month and my writing has gone to shit
But hopefully normal service will resume shortly
♥️
July 26, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Not been active that much of late cos I experienced a bereavement in the family which hit me hard
Not really been with it this month and my writing has gone to shit
But hopefully normal service will resume shortly
♥️
Not really been with it this month and my writing has gone to shit
But hopefully normal service will resume shortly
♥️
As it’s Father’s Day and as, in part, SAND OF GOLD is a story about the bond between a Father and a Daughter it is completely free on Kindle
t.co/DqgAgjHjou
t.co/DqgAgjHjou
https://mybook.to/neRmx
t.co
June 15, 2025 at 8:25 AM
As it’s Father’s Day and as, in part, SAND OF GOLD is a story about the bond between a Father and a Daughter it is completely free on Kindle
t.co/DqgAgjHjou
t.co/DqgAgjHjou
Although my Booksprout ARC campaign for Versions Of Her was not the most successful it has led to this rather lovely review
And to have readers say the story stayed with him after finishing the book is the greatest compliment a writer could get
And to have readers say the story stayed with him after finishing the book is the greatest compliment a writer could get
June 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Although my Booksprout ARC campaign for Versions Of Her was not the most successful it has led to this rather lovely review
And to have readers say the story stayed with him after finishing the book is the greatest compliment a writer could get
And to have readers say the story stayed with him after finishing the book is the greatest compliment a writer could get
The key to writing the character of Clitty Teller is that she is not incompetent, she is in fact highly skilled but she is totally chaotic, which is where the humour and plot gets its energy from.
June 12, 2025 at 8:50 AM
The key to writing the character of Clitty Teller is that she is not incompetent, she is in fact highly skilled but she is totally chaotic, which is where the humour and plot gets its energy from.
Three more chapters to go and the second draft of LIVE LOVE LAUGH DIE! - The 2nd Clitty Teller Adventure will be done
Love doing the 2nd draft . It’s my favourite draft of all the redrafting you have to do
Love doing the 2nd draft . It’s my favourite draft of all the redrafting you have to do
June 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Three more chapters to go and the second draft of LIVE LOVE LAUGH DIE! - The 2nd Clitty Teller Adventure will be done
Love doing the 2nd draft . It’s my favourite draft of all the redrafting you have to do
Love doing the 2nd draft . It’s my favourite draft of all the redrafting you have to do