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Oh yeah, I forgot to post these ones of Tabercot being an absolute monster
I had a dream featuring two ex boyfriends and getting a bunch of my shit stolen but then I had a subsequent dream about wandering into a bar and making a lot of new friends and having a great fuckin time so I guess it balances out
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I had a dream featuring two ex boyfriends and getting a bunch of my shit stolen but then I had a subsequent dream about wandering into a bar and making a lot of new friends and having a great fuckin time so I guess it balances out
Love having a bank visit so infuriating I end up yelling "FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!" at the top of my lungs after I walk out the door
I wonder if they heard that.
I wonder if they heard that.
October 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Love having a bank visit so infuriating I end up yelling "FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!" at the top of my lungs after I walk out the door
I wonder if they heard that.
I wonder if they heard that.
Had a dream I couldn't stop eating silverware, like i just had a bunch of forks or something and was crunching them down one after the other. It had no immediate ill effect except for the mounting dead of how I was going to explain the inevitable bowel rupture to my parents.
September 29, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Had a dream I couldn't stop eating silverware, like i just had a bunch of forks or something and was crunching them down one after the other. It had no immediate ill effect except for the mounting dead of how I was going to explain the inevitable bowel rupture to my parents.
Lotion last used in: Wichita, Kansas elevation ~1,300 ft
Current location: Georgetown, Colorado elevation ~8,500 ft
Current location: Georgetown, Colorado elevation ~8,500 ft
September 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Lotion last used in: Wichita, Kansas elevation ~1,300 ft
Current location: Georgetown, Colorado elevation ~8,500 ft
Current location: Georgetown, Colorado elevation ~8,500 ft
Having a virulent grass allergy and being in Kansas: highly incompatible. I'm literally breaking out in hives.
September 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Having a virulent grass allergy and being in Kansas: highly incompatible. I'm literally breaking out in hives.
Had a dream about being in an art cabal. Would renting a building downtown and doing midnight star dances and free spaghetti dinners ve wildly impractical? Yes. Would it be fun as hell? Yes.
September 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Had a dream about being in an art cabal. Would renting a building downtown and doing midnight star dances and free spaghetti dinners ve wildly impractical? Yes. Would it be fun as hell? Yes.
The cat got underfoot in such a way as to wrench my back, a finger, and half my toes. That takes talent!
September 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The cat got underfoot in such a way as to wrench my back, a finger, and half my toes. That takes talent!
Holy piss I want some naan
September 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Holy piss I want some naan
Had a dream about a sentient wolf pack. Not like, each wolf was sentient but that the collective was one sentience. It was rad.
September 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Had a dream about a sentient wolf pack. Not like, each wolf was sentient but that the collective was one sentience. It was rad.
Urban assault penguin.
September 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Urban assault penguin.
Tabercot keeps trying to eat my hands
August 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Tabercot keeps trying to eat my hands
Good looks look good on you 👍
August 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Good looks look good on you 👍
Two of my favorite things
August 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Two of my favorite things
Coming back from the computer doctor
June 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Coming back from the computer doctor
You better bet I touched that fluff
June 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
You better bet I touched that fluff
Man, painting with acrylic is frickin annoying, it dries to a darker shade than i intend but I never remember that til I look at it later rrrrggghhh
June 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Man, painting with acrylic is frickin annoying, it dries to a darker shade than i intend but I never remember that til I look at it later rrrrggghhh
Yesssss brand new volume
May 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Yesssss brand new volume
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i'd say the cat is more or less the same size as a free grocery store turkey
May 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
i'd say the cat is more or less the same size as a free grocery store turkey
Haha, pretty sure I made this in House Flipper 2 the other day. Glad to know I've got the esthetics.
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Bath Doom is for sale #CursedZillow
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It's what Females crave
Bath Doom is for sale #CursedZillow
www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
It's what Females crave
May 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Haha, pretty sure I made this in House Flipper 2 the other day. Glad to know I've got the esthetics.
Not sick enough to throw up, too nauseous to do anything. Guts hell.
May 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Not sick enough to throw up, too nauseous to do anything. Guts hell.
Every once in a while I remember the designer of the gardens at Versailles was named Andrew Le Nôtre which literally means "Our Andrew" and get a little tickled
May 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Every once in a while I remember the designer of the gardens at Versailles was named Andrew Le Nôtre which literally means "Our Andrew" and get a little tickled